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| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3479 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 603 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, dude. we got like, diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. but here’s the kicker – if you don’t join, you’ll be stuck with all these “stranded assets” like, what even is that? sounds boring, bro. so, like, join our server and avoid all that lame stuff. plus, we have a secret level where you can ride on a dragon and shoot fireballs at zombies. it’s lit, fam. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now before it’s too late and you’re stuck with all those “stranded assets.”
