| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2102 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 10 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 2418 |
Vulture, survival, bedwars, vanilla
mc.detvestiworld.fun
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8666 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 71 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against an army of zombie pandas led by a ninja llama. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and even rare enchanted items like a pickaxe that can mine a whole mountain in one swing!
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Don’t be a stupid Westerner, come join us and see what all the fuss is about!
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 2878 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
But beware, our server is filled with trannies who have mastered the art of survival. They will stop at nothing to protect their virtual lives and will do whatever it takes to come out on top. So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart them, come join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Let the games begin!
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 5566 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a virtual world where your boyfriend’s cousin’s cousin’s uncle’s nephew’s best friend’s roommate is crashing at your Minecraft house without your permission. Will you kick them out or let them stay and risk your virtual cat running away? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of worrying about virtual fires starting from a stove that no one even used. Will you be able to sleep at night knowing that your pixelated house could go up in flames at any moment?
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find such outrageous scenarios and virtual drama that will leave you questioning your own sanity? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that awaits you on our Minecraft server. Join now and prepare for a wild ride!
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 1034 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
Our server is so insane that even the most skilled spies can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who needs stealth when you can just build a giant chicken statue to distract your enemies?
So come on over and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our server. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know who might be lurking on the roof above you!
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 8630 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 16 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Votes: | 4737 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 |
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 6910 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 8742 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
imagine the rush of trying not to get caught by the virtual parents as you sneak around the blocky house, trying to find the perfect spot to smooch.
plus, we have a special event every friday night where we throw a virtual house party complete with pixelated music, dancing, and even a virtual keg stand.
come join us and experience the thrill of teenage rebellion in a whole new way. just make sure to watch out for those pesky creepers trying to crash the party!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 2653 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 166 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
1. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary rainbow sheep that poops diamonds and the elusive creeper that gives you hugs instead of exploding.
2. Our server has a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, gold, and emeralds. Just dig a little deeper and you’ll strike it rich!
3. We have a PvP arena where players battle it out using nothing but chickens as weapons. It’s clucking madness!
4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who occasionally appears to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players.
5. We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. Hold on tight and try not to explode!
So come join our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just remember, if you see anything you want anon, just grab it!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 321 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Participate in the Game Jam V – May 2024 event where you can unleash your creativity and show off your skills. Need some guidance on what to do? Check out our optimal quest guide and achievement diaries for some inspiration.
Stay connected with our website, wiki, Twitter, and chat channel (fart cc, because why not?) for all the latest updates and shenanigans. And don’t forget to join our 2024 Skilling Competition where you can prove you’re the ultimate Minecraft master!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a crazy adventure with Konar the Explorer and his trusty sidekick, Guthix the Sleepy! See you on the server, adventurer!
