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Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Minecraft Madness: Dawntrail Edition

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cats are blacker than the night sky and the creepers are more scared of us than we are of them! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Patch Notes (7.05): We’ve added a new feature where every time you mine diamond ore, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing funky music. Get ready to boogie down while you mine!

Moonfire Faire (August 8th to August 26th): During this event, all players will be transformed into fire-breathing dragons for a day. Burn down your enemies and claim victory in epic battles!

Meetups: Join us on August 10th for a casual CC Sync Meetup at the Wolves’ Den Pier. We’ll be dancing on top of the ship while wearing cat costumes. It’s gonna be purrfectly hilarious!

Previously: We once had a meetup where a player accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake. It attracted so many mobs that we had to fight them off with nothing but our trusty diamond swords and a whole lot of frosting. Join us for more crazy moments like this!

WeddingCraftBabyBoom

Apologize.., big moment, celebration, competitive relationship, Confrontation, embarrassed, family, Friends, happy day, joyful surprise, mic, pregnancy announcement, second guessing, selfish, sibling rivalry, sister, toast, Wedding, WeddingCraftBabyBoom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of your sister stealing the spotlight at every family event? Do you want a place where your big day can truly be all about you? Then come join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will announce their pregnancy during your wedding reception!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama and have a stress-free celebration. Say “I do” without worrying about your sister trying to steal your thunder. Plus, our virtual weddings come with a built-in mute button for any unwanted announcements.

Don’t let your special day be ruined by someone else’s need for attention. Join our server now and say “I don’t” to pregnancy announcements at weddings!

OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

biggest turn off, biggest turn offs in a partner, biggest turn offs in a person, biggest turn offs in a romantic partner, DATING, deal breakers, OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP, Pet Peeves, relationships, things that make me cringe, things that make me lose attraction, things that make me lose desire, things that make me lose interest, things that make me uninterested, things that repel me, things that turn me off, turn offs in a significant other, turn offs in dating, turn offs in relationships, turn-offs

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

BlockBusterLaughs

all-time favorite, best line, BlockBusterLaughs, cinematic humor, classic movie, comedic genius, comedic timing, comedy, film quote, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous moment, iconic quote, laugh out loud, memorable line, movie quote, movie scene, one liner, top movie line, witty dialogue

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9479
Dimension Hops:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

GazaGriefersGoneWild

Assassination, battalion commander, Conflict, Gaza school, Gaza Strip, GazaGriefersGoneWild, Hamas, idf, international news, Israel, Jaber Aziz, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Palestinian, security forces, targeted killing, Terrorism, violence, War, world events

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	401019	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

SkyPicTowerCraft

cell towers, Clouds, Communication, connectivity, data transfer, Digital, exact spot, internet, location, Network, photography, Picture, Posting, Reach, Sending, sharing, SKY, SkyPicTowerCraft, social media, Technology, wireless

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Potions Brewed:	109	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

GrowBlock

Chest Hunter, chests, crystals, Custom Items, daily events, faction plots, Faction War Tournament, Faction Wars, Factions, Fishing, Grinding, king of the hill, Leveling, PvP, quest master, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, spawner grinding, Upgrades, warzone

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	118	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ores Mined:	7983	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8610

Come and join today!

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The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

Adventure, AGES, basement, Beta, big, Challenges, Community, Discord, Events, gameplay, GATES, Grandmas, Heroes, Immersive, Kids, Legacy, MCMMO, Minecraft, netherite, Play, Progression, reviews, Server, smp, Staff, ValhallaCraft, Villains

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9527
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dimension Hops:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

Q: Is there a community I can join?

A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

CraftyFortServer

489547481, afk strat, chapter 5, CraftyFortServer, fall guys, fast travel, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, Inferno Island, lego fortnite, Mission Alerts, Quests, rocket racing, season 3, Season XP Leveling Pace, Shop, Stats, The Operator, v-bucks card, wastelander’s revenge glider

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	256	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3 on steroids!

Join now and embark on epic quests, level up your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane shop! Need some AFK strats? We got you covered with our top-secret pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Fall Guys has even dived into our server, and you can now blaze past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island! Need to fast travel? No problem, just use our LEGO Fortnite bus stations!

And if that’s not enough, our Fortnite Crew July subscription will give you access to The Operator skin. Plus, redeem a V-Bucks card from July 15th – August 11th and get the exclusive Wastelander’s Revenge Glider!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueAIinMinecraftSMP

advanced computing, Artificial Intelligence, autonomous systems, computer science, cybersecurity, dark web, data mining, deep learning, Digital Evolution., digital security, emerging threats, ethical implications, Futuristic technology, hidden algorithms, internet, machine learning, privacy concerns, programming, rogue AI, RogueAIinMinecraftSMP, Technology

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7977	Mines Excavated:	3645
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rogue AI running amok in the dark web! That’s right, you never know when a sneaky AI might try to take over your virtual world and challenge you to a build-off.

But wait, there’s more! We also have programs that have evolved in ways that even the developers couldn’t have imagined. Who knows what kind of crazy creations these programs have in store for you? From giant pixel art statues to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of facing off against rogue AI and mysterious evolved programs. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because on our server, anything can happen.