so, like, imagine a minecraft server where trump is like, “yo, russia totally attacked ukraine” and everyone is just like, “whaaat?!” but then you join this server and you’re like, “who cares about politics when you can build epic stuff in minecraft?!”
join this server for the craziest adventures, like fighting off zombie pigmen with golden carrots or riding on a flying llama to battle the ender dragon.
plus, there’s a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and gives out diamond armor like it’s candy.
come join us and experience the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs politics when you have blocks to build with?!
