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Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Emeralds Found:	8365	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

Armaments, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, ex-NATO chief, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military intervention, military support, nato, political decisions, regrets, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, weapons

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6943
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Items Found:	5058
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Night Skies:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

aging, arterial transit time, blood circulation, BLOX, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health assessments, brain health factors, brain health implications., brain health measurements, brain health outcomes, brain health research, brain health studies, Brainy, cerebral blood flow, cerebrovascular health, cognitive decline, healthy older adults, neuroimaging, neurovascular coupling, Senior, Shuffle, vascular health

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ores Mined:	8603	Potions Brewed:	182
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Zombie Dances:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9325
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5959	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

AMA, blockg, blocky, Crossover series, fan-made creations, friday night funkin, Funkg Mod Wiki, Funkin Crew, Gaming, link compilation, madness, Minecraft, modding community, modding help, Ninjamuffin, OP Template, Phantom Arcade, Pico, playable Pico update, QT is back., Resources, smp, Spooky Month, squad, Stream summaries, TANKMEN, thread theme

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2141
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	4945
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, affordability, beach brunch, close friend, cold, Confused, Conversations, destination wedding, Friends, italy, Minecraft, missing, Need, new car, Plans, Server, short, Upset, vacation, Want, Wedding, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Villages Defended:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

NoRideNoWorkMC

aita, awkward, Boundaries, bus, CAR, co worker, colleagues, commuting, Driving, Favor, gas money, guilt tripping, INCONVENIENCE, NoRideNoWorkMC, peer pressure, public transport, Ride, Routine, Schedule, work, work environment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Enchantments Applied:	65	Players Killed by Monsters:	1383
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8537
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2

Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!