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Hands Off My Blocks! Minecraft Madness

anxiety, avoidance, blocks, Boundaries, coping mechanisms, discomfort, emotional response, fear, Hands, human contact, madness, mental health, Minecraft, past experiences, personal space, Phobia, physical touch, Psychology, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, Therapy, touch aversion, Trauma, triggers

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of being touched in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about anyone laying a finger on you! Join us and experience the ultimate touch-free gaming experience.

Our server is so touch averse, even the mobs in the game will keep their distance from you. No more accidental hits or unwanted hugs from creepers. You can mine, build, and explore in peace without anyone invading your personal space.

And don’t worry about any traumatic experiences holding you back from joining. Our server is a trauma-free zone, where the only thing you’ll be traumatized by is how addictive and fun it is to play here.

So come join us and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay. Who needs human contact when you have a virtual world to escape to?

Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Astral Projections Made:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zombie Dances:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Naked Pixels and Clothed Chicks: A Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, chicks, clothed, Minecraft, naked, pixels

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Votes:	305	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with the Endermen!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy! You can build a house out of marshmallows and ride a unicorn through a rainbow forest.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it… unless you’re afraid of clowns, in which case, maybe sit this one out.

Crafty Burrito Bonanza: Dig, Build, Eat, Repeat!

Beans, bonanza, BUILD, burrito, Cheese, comfort food, Crafty, DELICIOUS, Dig, Dinner, Eat, fast food, Filling, Food, guacamole, lunch, Meal, mexican food, repeat, Rice, Salsa, sour cream, spicy, Tasty, tortilla, wrap

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with giant burritos. Yes, you heard that right, GIANT BURRITOS! These burritos were so massive that you could build your house inside one and still have room for a dance party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes, diamond-encrusted llamas that drop loot like it’s nobody’s business, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to bust a move.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as a burrito-filled dream, then look no further! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your appetite for adventure and a side of salsa!

Blocky Adventures: How I Found My Inner Gamer

#gamer, acceptance, Adventures, blocky, empowerment, Gaming Community, gender dysphoria, Gender Expression, Gender Fluidity, Gender Identity, Gender Roles, Genderqueer, identity exploration, LGBTQ, mental health, non-binary, personal growth, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, social norms, Transgender, video games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5724
Holy Grails Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Animals Bred:	143	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand your true self? Well, look no further because our server is here to help you discover your gender identity through the power of video games!

Join us and embark on a hilarious journey filled with rainbow sheep, gender-bending potions, and a secret quest to find the mystical Gender Diamond. Rumor has it, whoever finds this diamond will unlock their true gender identity and gain epic powers like never before!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your true self shine through in the most LOLzy way possible! Who knew video games could be so enlightening?

ZombiePigman Rave Party: Where This Trope Needs to Die

above his league, break up, college slut, Die, discover themselves, Females, finish highschool, first love, free, happy normal lives, highschool sweetheart, Kids, Live, love, Marry, Party, perfect, rave, settle down, subconscious, trope, young normies, ZombiePigman

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3064
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	1738
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of being haunted by high school sweethearts who break your heart and leave you for college sluts? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the clutches of this trope and live your best life! Join us and build a world where first loves never break your heart and college sluts are nowhere to be found. Say goodbye to being above someone’s league and hello to a community where everyone is equal and just looking to have a good time. So why wait? Join our server now and break free from the morphogenetically programmed subconscious norms of the past!

LimbusCraft – Where chaos and creativity collide! #1421

Chaos, Clock OrangeRoad, collide, countdown, creativity, current events, Current Extractions, download links, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Mirror Dungeons that will make you question reality. Want to ride the Refraction Railway Line 3 that takes you to Clock OrangeRoad? Look no further!

But wait, there’s more! We have extractions happening left and right, with the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu leading the charge. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extraction of the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust – it’s going to be a wild ride!

And if you’re worried about spoilers, don’t be! Our game is tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, so expect the unexpected. Plus, our tutorial is a must-watch – you won’t regret it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Download links are above, and be sure to check out our official Twitter, YouTube, and site for all the latest updates. See you in the game!

Crafty Cleanse: Where Creeper Explosions are the Only Messy Thing!

clean room, cleanse, Crafty, creeper, dust, explosions, Humanity, LOSING, Messy, stay clean, week later its filthy again

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of constantly cleaning up after yourself in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can clean your room as many times as you want without it getting filthy again! That’s right, no more losing to the evil dust bunnies in real life. Join us and show those dust particles who’s boss!

Blocky Band Camp: Hibike Euphonium Edition

Anime, Assumes she’s better than everyone else, Band, blocky, Camp, Can quit at any moment, Character development, Competition, Doesn’t change her uniform, Doesn’t want to cause trouble, Drama, Edition, euphonium, Euphonium player, Hibike, Hibike Euphonium, high school, leadership, Music, peer pressure, Refuses to elaborate further, Says she’s only there to have fun, Shows up, Stays, team dynamics

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6035
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	5137
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the NPCs have attitude! Join now to meet sassy characters like the one who shows up but refuses to change her uniform because she thinks she’s better than everyone else. She’s only there to have fun and claims she can quit at any moment, but we all know she’s addicted to our crazy server antics. Don’t miss out on the drama and hilarious interactions – join today and see what kind of trouble you can stir up! 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Pandemonium: Minecraft Mayhem Madness

acceptance, acceptance of extinction., better race, BNWO, bombs, creaming, enablement, Extinction, Genocide, genocide fetish, Guns, Happening, IRL, madness, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Pandemonium, pixelated, Race, STOP, Truth, whitebois, wiped out, Women, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the BNWO (Better Nether World Order) is taking over and whitebois are being wiped out to extinction! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us as we embrace our own genocide and watch as our women leave us for the better race – the Endermen! No guns, no fighting, just pure chaos and hilarity as we accept our fate and enable the BNWO to reach all parts of the world. So come on, don’t be a whiteboi, join us and cream to your own extinction today!