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Wanderlust SMP: Italy! Pizza, pasta, and pvp!

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, bucket list, Cultural experience, Dream destination, dream vacation, exotic destination, Exploration, globe-trotting, international travel, italy, long term travel, new experiences, one-way ticket, pasta, pizza, PvP, smp, travel, travel goals, travel inspiration, travel the world, vacation, Wanderlust, wanderlust vibes

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Mines Excavated:	4187	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But little did they know, it was all a trap set by the mischievous admins who love to troll unsuspecting players. Will you be the next victim of their shenanigans?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to challenge players to dance battles for rare loot. Can you bust a move and defeat this formidable foe?

So, if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of chaos, laughter, and maybe a few tears (from laughing too hard), then join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

CringeCraft – Where Regrets are Made

CringeCraft, regrets

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to discover the shocking truth about the secret underground society of creepers who are plotting to take over the world with their explosive dance moves. Uncover the mystery of why villagers are always so obsessed with trading emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh and spider eyes. And don’t even get us started on the conspiracy theory that Herobrine is actually just a misunderstood artist trying to express himself through pixel art. So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)!

WildlifeCollapse Minecraft Server

Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, conservation efforts, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental crisis, environmental devastation, Extinction, global impact, habitat loss, Minecraft, points of no return, Report, Server, species preservation, urgent action needed, Warning, wildlife decline, wildlife populations, wildlife protection, WildlifeCollapse

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	933
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

so, liek, u kno how in minecraft u gotta protect the animals n stuff? well dis server is all about savin dem wildlife populations from collapsin!! we got pandas, polar bears, dolphins, u name it!! but dey all in danger of reachin ‘points of no return’ so u gotta come help us save dem!! join us on dis epic adventure to protect da animals and save da world!! plus, we got free cake for all new players cuz who doesn’t love cake, amirite?? so come on, join us and be a hero for da animals!! 🐼🐻🐬🍰🌍

MeloniCraft: No Pro-Hamas Allowed!

Allowed, anti-terrorism, Conflict, Europe, expels, expulsion, extremism, Imam, immigration, international relations, italy, Meloni, MeloniCraft, MIDDLE EAST, News, Politics, pro-Hamas, proHamas, radicalization, Religion, security measures, Terrorism, times of india, Zulfiqar Khan

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7652
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

lol come join this cray cray minecraft server where we kick out pro-Hamas imams like Zulfiqar Khan cuz ain’t nobody got time for dat drama. we be building epic castles and battling dragons like it’s nobody’s business. plus, we got a secret underground club where we party with llamas and eat pizza all day long. so come on over and join the fun before the imams start causing more trouble. let’s show ’em who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels.

Java Jolt: Protect Your Brain!

Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s research, amnestic, Brain, brain function, brain health, Caffeine, caffeine benefits, caffeine intake, caffeine research, cerebrospinal fluid biomarkers, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, cognitive impairment, Consumption, dementia prevention, higher odds, java, Jolt, Memory Loss, neuroprotection, Protect, protective role

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT DA BESTEST COFFEE SHOP IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD! SIP ON SOME JAVA WHILE U BUILD UR EPIC CASTLE!

WE GOT COFFEE FOUNTAINS, COFFEE WATER SLIDES, COFFEE RAINBOWS! U NAME IT, WE GOT IT!

PLUS, DRINKIN’ COFFEE HERE WILL MAKE U SUPER SMART! U’LL BE BUILDIN’ REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS LIKE A GENIUS!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR COFFEE PARADISE AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN CELLS WHILE U LEVEL UP UR MINECRAFT SKILLS! YA WONT REGRET IT, PROMISE! ☕🏰🤯

The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	159

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Magic Items Found:	5997	Dragon Eggs Found:	9085
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Star Shards Collected:	204
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic friendship, Best Friend, close bond, Companionship, deep friendship, friendship, genuine connection, genuine friend, kindred spirit”, lifelong friend, loyalty, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, reliable friend, smp, soulmate, support system, true confidant, true friend, true friendship, TrueFriendSMP, Trust, trustworthy companion

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ores Mined:	6757	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

FunCraft2021

activities, Adventure, amusement, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, FunCraft2021, games, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, leisure, pastimes, Playtime, Pleasure, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Magic Items Found:	1022	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!