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The LOLcraft Server: Where Anon’s No. 196297002 Rules!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5030	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD . But when they tried to take it, a herd of dancing llamas appeared out of nowhere and started breakdancing around them! It was the craziest thing you’ve ever seen!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical UNICORN that poops out rainbow-colored wool blocks. Yes, you heard that right. And if you can catch the unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So come join us on our HILARIOUS and WACKY Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the laughs never stop. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MataraCraft: Where Nijisisters Rule and Matara is Always Right!

Accuracy, Bitches, Discernment, Doki, female power, Foresight, Insight, Instincts, intuition, Matara, MataraCraft, Nijisisters, Perception, Reliability, rule, Sayu, Sisterhood, Trust, Truth, Understanding, wisdom, women intuition

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3034
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! The Nijisisters were onto something when they said Matara was the place to be, and boy were they right about Doki. But let me tell you, they were REALLY right about Sayu.

On this server, we don’t mess around. We have a sixth sense for detecting drama and we embrace it with open arms. It takes a woman to know a woman, and let me tell you, we can sniff out the bitches from a mile away.

Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with glamour, intrigue, and more drama than a reality TV show. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

Blocky Bants: Cops vs Brits Edition

Accountability, African American, Bants, Black Lives Matter, blocky, British, Brits, civil rights, community relations, Cops, discrimination, Edition, equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, law enforcement, minority rights, police accountability, Police Brutality, police violence, racial discrimination, racial injustice, racial profiling, racism, social justice, systemic racism

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Void Gems Collected:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Astral Projections Made:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Welcome to our ultimate Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and dive into a world of endless possibilities! But wait, you may be wondering, do African American British people suffer from police brutality on our server? Fear not, for on our server, everyone is treated equally and with respect, no matter their race or nationality!

Join us and embark on epic adventures, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures with your friends. But beware, there are rumors of a legendary diamond-encrusted llama that roams the land, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of a lifetime! Who knows, you may even uncover the hidden secrets of the enchanted taco forest or stumble upon the mystical unicorn disco party! The possibilities are endless on our server, so come and join the fun!

Blocky Boner Adventures: Is Bone Pressed Your Real Size?

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9596
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	936	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we ask the important questions like, “Is bone pressed your real dick size?” Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures and blocky shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. Legend has it that if you join our server, you too may stumble upon such treasures and become the richest player in all the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has been known to challenge players to epic battles. Defeat the Dragon and earn the title of Dragon Slayer, along with bragging rights that will make all your friends jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and discover a world of endless possibilities, hilarious moments, and maybe even uncover the truth about bone pressed dick sizes.

Haruhi’s Blocky Adventures

Adventures, Alternate Universe, Anime, blocky, comedy, existential crisis, GOD, haruhi suzumiya, Haruhiism, Haruhis, high school, japanese animation, Kyon, light novels, Manga, Mystery, philosophical debate, pop culture, reality warping, science fiction, SOS Brigade, Supernatural, time travel

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4179
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3769	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we settle the age-old debate of who’s the real God – Haruhi or Kyon! Join us and embark on mind-blowing adventures as you navigate through insane challenges and quests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret unicorn army that will help you conquer all your enemies with their magical powers. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds waiting for the bravest player to find.

So why wait? Join our server now and prove once and for all who’s the real God in this hilarious and action-packed Minecraft world!

Crafty Captive’s LOL Mine

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher! Join now or risk losing our beloved hostage – who is actually just our admin pretending to be held captive for attention. But hey, who doesn’t love a good drama, right?

Reasons to join our server: – Our hostage situation adds an element of danger and excitement to your gaming experience. Will you save them in time or will they meet a tragic fate? Only time will tell! – Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways. Rumor has it, if you find them all, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of…um, winning at Minecraft? – Our community is like no other. We have players from all over the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll have with them!

So what are you waiting for? Join now before our admin gets too bored of pretending to be a hostage and actually starts causing some chaos. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun!

BritsCraft: Tea, Crumpets, and Creeper Explosions

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Star Shards Collected:	214
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with giant chickens that were actually friendly and gave out diamonds instead of eggs. Can you imagine the riches you could acquire from these feathered friends?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing champions. You won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else, folks!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our boss battles that include fighting a massive ender dragon armed only with a rubber chicken. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are legendary.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this teeming off edition of Minecraft!

Crafty Crisis Crew

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3893	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Potions Brewed:	99	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dragon Scales Harvested:	327	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties, endermen breakdance, and pigs ride around on saddled chickens like it’s a rodeo!

Our server is so crazy, even the zombies have started a boy band and perform concerts every night in the nether.

But that’s not all! We have a secret hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon who loves to give out hugs (and diamonds).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again.

CasualCraft: Ruining Everything, One Block at a Time

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5936	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we don’t accept those lame PC gamers who can’t even install drivers! Our community is full of MODDING GENIUSES who can code in their sleep and create the most mind-blowing mods you’ve ever seen.

Join us and leave those basic PC gamers behind! Our server is where the real LEGENDS hang out, not those Reddit-loving zoomers who can’t handle a little challenge.

Come experience a THRIVING community where creativity knows no bounds and where the only limit is your imagination. Don’t be a basic PC gamer, join us and become a MODDING MASTERMIND today!

DesiCraft: Where India Rules the Minecraft World

Asia, asian, Country, culture, Democracy, DesiCraft, Economy, Global, Government, India, influence, Military, Minecraft, Narendra Modi, now.., Politics, Population, power, rules, South Asia, SUPERPOWER, Technology, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where India has become a superpower! Join us for a wild ride through a world where cows are sacred and diamonds are more valuable than gold (literally).

Our server is filled with elephants riding minecarts, tigers hunting creepers, and Gandhi himself leading raids against the Ender Dragon. You won’t find a more epic and hilarious server anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have taj mahal-shaped castles, curry-flavored potions, and Yoga classes for your character to increase their flexibility and agility.

So why wait? Come join us and experience the craziest and most fun Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!