Calgares Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BabyBlockParty

aita, anxiety attack, Baby name, BabyBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanism, friend’s baby, friend’s kid, healing, little one, mental health, Nickname, ptsd, PTSD trigger, suggestion, Support, Therapy, Trauma, trigger word, Understanding

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4321
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Crops Grown:	8395
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of emotions and triggers, just like this player’s friend naming their baby a trigger word! But don’t worry, we’ve got therapy sessions in-game to help you cope with any PTSD triggers.

Come on in and experience the chaos of trying to navigate friendships while dealing with past trauma. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new nickname for yourself that doesn’t send you into a full-blown anxiety attack! Join now and let the triggering adventures begin!

BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8942
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Farms Harvested:	197
Players Killed by Monsters:	4980	Buildings Constructed:	12
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Votes:	671	Zombie Dances:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	160	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Spears Created:	27	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	9329
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4920
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	436496	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Crops Grown:	8286	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Ores Mined:	8827
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8055
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	309
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	136
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!