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Howl’sCraftyCastle Minecraft Server

Adventure, animated film, animated movie, Anime, book adaptation, calcifer, Enchanting, FANTASY, fantasy world, film, hayao miyazaki, howl, howl’s moving castle, HowlsCraftyCastle, japanese animation, love story, Magic, Minecraft, romance, Server, sophie, studio ghibli, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6274
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like Howl’s Moving Castle on steroids! Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the entire server starts moving and you’re transported to a whole new land filled with magical creatures and endless adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where you can ride around on your very own moving castle, just like in the movie. Want to impress your friends? Just park your castle next to theirs and watch their jaws drop in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party with dancing creepers and skeleton DJs. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the most fantastical, whimsical, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. See you there!

The LOLcraft Server: ‘Kek’ Edition

Attention, attention seeking, bathroom humor, cry, disgusting behavior, Edition, gross habits, House Party, inappropriate actions, juvenile behavior, Kek, last shift, LolCraft, public restroom, Pussies, road trip, Server, shock value, social media, toilet pranks, upper decker, viral content, work bathroom

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Zombie Dances:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	238	Alien Abductions:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as leaving an upper decker at a house party or shatting up a public restroom on a road trip? Look no further, because our server is where all the crazy shit goes down!

Join us for the most outrageous adventures and insane stories you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We promise you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll be crying like a little baby.

So why wait? Join now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for your epic trolling skills and outrageous pranks. Don’t miss out on all the fun!

Blocktopia: Where Creeper Neighbors Are the Least of Your Worries

affluent communities, beautiful neighborhoods, blocktopia, Country, creeper, desirable locations, exclusive neighborhoods, high-end homes, high-end properties, housing market, luxury homes, luxury living, luxury properties, luxury real estate, neighbors, nicest residential areas, premium housing, prime real estate, property market, real estate, residential development, upscale living, upscale neighborhoods, worries

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can explore the most luxurious residential areas in the world! Why settle for a boring old suburban neighborhood when you can live in a virtual mansion surrounded by diamond blocks and gold-plated sheep?

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream home in a world where the grass is always greener and the sun always shines. Our server is home to the most elite builders and creative geniuses in the Minecraft universe, so you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next masterpiece.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of super intelligent villagers who have developed advanced technology far beyond anything you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it they’ve even built a time machine out of redstone and obsidian!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most exclusive community in Minecraft. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where anything is possible?

ThroneCraft: Where Liberty Reigns!

auto-targeting system, Character customization, DAGGERS, gameplay, graphics, greatsword, Liberty, longbow, mage gameplay, Main Story Quests, mmo, mmorpg, paladin, Performance, PvP, REIGNS, Staff, support hybrid, throne and liberty, ThroneCraft, UI, weapon mastery, wolf hunting event

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3325
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	9152
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you play for 65 hours in just 6 days? Look no further, because our server is so addictive, you won’t be able to put it down!

Imagine a world where you can hunt wolves alongside 200 other players without any lag or issues – that’s the kind of magic we bring to the table. Our auto-targeting system is so advanced, it’s like wizardry in action. And don’t even get us started on the UI – it’s perfection!

But the best part? Our main story quests are actually interesting and not just “kill 10x” – we put effort into making sure you have a great time. Even if you’re not into PVP, you’ll still love it. And the weapon gameplay? Incredible. From Greatswords to Staffs, you’ll feel like a true warrior as you slash, stomp, and blast away mobs with fire and electric spells.

So come join us and decide if you want to be a Paladin support hybrid with a Greatsword/Wand combo, go full meta with Longbow/Daggers, or embrace your inner mage with Staff/Wand. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and let the fun begin!

Crafty Ladies: Where Women Seethe and Mine Like Pros!

anger, Behavior, Crafty, disbelief, done, Drama, emotions, furious, HARD, INTENSE, ladies, Meltdown, prince_of_fakes, Pros, reaction, seethe, shock, social media, trending, twitter, Video, viral, Women

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	194
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where women are seething all the time? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us for insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is so lit that even the women can’t handle it!

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Join now and see why everyone is obsessed with our server!

HangryCraft: Where even the creepers are hangry!

big macs, cravings, CREEPERS, diet, Dinner, discipline, fast food, FITNESS, food choices, hangry, HangryCraft, health, Hungry, Moderation, nutrition, Resist, restraint, self-control, self-discipline, temptation, Unhealthy, weight gain, Willpower

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1425	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4312
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where big macs are the currency and self-control is a myth! Join us for a wild ride filled with hungry players, dinner feasts, and the occasional food coma from indulging in too many virtual burgers.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as super-hungry as you are? We offer a unique experience where you can build your own fast food empire, battle it out in burger wars, and even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden french fry.

So come on, don’t resist the temptation! Indulge in some virtual big macs with us and let’s see who can become the fattest player on the server (just kidding, please don’t actually become fat). Join now and let the food frenzy begin!

DerpyCraft: Because Early Series Sucked

bad writing, Battles, Character development, character focus, character relationships, Conflict Resolution, defeated, DerpyCraft, Digimon Adventure, Early, forest setting, gags, Gym Battles, lack of interest, new pokemon, repetitive episodes, satoshi, series, show for babies, Sucked, team rocket, Worldbuilding

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Villages Defended:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where every block tells a story more thrilling than a Pikachu vs. Charizard battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with more twists and turns than a Meowth trying to steal some berries.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as legendary as finding a shiny legendary Pokemon in the wild. Imagine this: you’re exploring the vast forests of our server, when suddenly a wild Ender Dragon appears! But fear not, for our players are always ready to lend a helping hand and defeat any Team Rocket members who dare to interrupt our fun.

And don’t even get me started on our gym battles. Picture this: you, facing off against the toughest trainers in all of Minecraft, using your trusty diamond sword to defeat them all. But be warned, our gym leaders are no pushovers – you’ll need more than just an asspull to emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world where character development is as rare as finding a shiny Magikarp. Who needs worldbuilding when you have the thrill of battling it out with your fellow players? Trust us, this server is more addictive than trying to catch ’em all.

Pixel Middle Finger

AGGRESSIVE, anger, Angry, bad attitude, Confrontation, CURSE, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., expletive, Finger, Frustration, fuck you, get spaghettified, hate, Hostile, inappropriate language, insult, middle, negative emotions, offensive, PIXEL, Revenge, Rude

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Towns Built:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll get spaghettified in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing pigs, and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Disco Chicken, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ages. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the hidden enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for).

So why join our server? Because why the heck not! Come get spaghettified with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, loser! 🤪🍝💥🐔🌈💎🚽

Blocktopia: Where Botswana meets Mongolia!

Adventure, African safari, blocktopia, botswana, Central Asia, culture, desert, Exploration, Gobi Desert, horseback riding, indigenous people, landscapes, meets, mongolia, Nomads, okavango delta, Remote Locations, Safari, Traditions, travel, unique experiences, wildlife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join us on this server and you’ll find yourself in a world where Botswana and Mongolia have merged into one crazy land filled with unicorns and rainbow sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs who will challenge you to a dance-off for precious diamonds.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco cave where the skeletons throw the wildest parties in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Pixel Pals: Where Trannies and Pokemons Unite

augmented reality, blackrock, controversy, Entertainment, Gaming, Gaming Community, in-game transactions, LGBTQ, mobile app, mobile game, MONEY, Niantic, PALS, PIXEL, Pokemon Go, pokemons, Rumors, speculation, Technology, trannies, tranny, Transgender, unite, update, virtual world

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	630
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Imagine a world where Trannies roam freely, battling it out in epic Pokemon battles. But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Niantic took Blackrock money to fund this server – talk about scandalous! Join now for a chance to uncover the truth behind this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

RoboBaeCraft: Where AI GFs are the real threat to women

adaptation, ai, Artificial Intelligence, attractiveness, Ban, Competition, discussion, Evolution, feminism, Future, gender dynamics, gfs, interspecies, male attention, real, relationships, RoboBaeCraft, robotic GFs, shame, society, Technology, threat, Women

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Towns Built:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crops Grown:	6956	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the stakes are high and the drama is even higher!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the dangerous world of Minecraft, where alliances are formed and friendships are tested. But that’s not all – we have a secret weapon that will change the game forever!

Once you join our server, you will be part of a groundbreaking experiment that will revolutionize the way we play Minecraft. Our technology will shake the very foundations of the gaming world, forcing players to rethink their strategies and adapt to survive.

But beware, this new technology poses a threat to the female species like never before. Women will have to fight for male attention like never before, leading to a battle of epic proportions. Will you adapt and thrive, or will you be left behind to DIE out?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure of your gaming life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.