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The Perfect Linux Distro Doesn’t Exis… Minecraft SMP

Amateur, apps, Arch-based, beginner friendly, bloat-free, Bravo, Customization, developers, distro, doesnt, easy to understand, EndeavourOS, exis, filesystem, hobbyist project, KDE Plasma, linux, linux distro, Minecraft, MODERN, perfect, PROFESSIONAL, Rational, Slick, smp, thematically consistent

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	105	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring, amateurish Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is as slick and modern as a freshly polished diamond sword! Our thematically consistent world will make you feel like you’re living in a blocky paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so easy to customize, it’s like enchanting your armor with the best enchantments in the game. No confusing filesystems here, just pure, rational organization that even a creeper could understand.

And don’t even get me started on our apps. We’ve got just the right amount of them, not like those bloated servers that make you feel like you’re carrying a full inventory of useless items. Our server is beginner-friendly, so even a noob can jump right in and start crafting like a pro.

So why waste your time on those kindergarten committee-designed servers when you could join us and experience the true joy of Minecraft SMP? Join now and become a part of our epic adventure!

Thicc GF’s Minecraft Server

attractive, attractive girlfriend, body positivity, Confidence, curvy, curvy women, DATING, gfs, Girlfriend, hot, love, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, pass or fail, relationship, romance, self love, Server, Sexy, thicc, Thicc GF, Thick, Thoughts

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3279
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
New Chunks Explored:	900842	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Yes, you heard that right, zombie chickens! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you manage to defeat the potato, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire mountain in one swipe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Eat and Womans Ass Minecraft SMP

adult services, ass, cravings, Desires, Eat, escorts, fantasies, Forbidden, fulfillment, indulgence, INTIMATE, lustful, Minecraft, Pleasure, pussy, satisfaction, seduction, smp, taboo, temptation, Womans

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8615	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only goal is to eat all the food and explore all the nooks and crannies of the land! But watch out, because there’s a twist – the only way to survive is by teaming up with a group of sassy and fierce female warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

Join us if you dare, and prepare for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected romances along the way. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a blocky babe with a heart of gold and a killer sword to match.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. And remember, when in doubt, always go for the ass and pussy – it’s the key to survival in this crazy world!

Bolivian Block Party Minecraft Server

Andean Music, Andean Region, andes mountains, BLOCK, Bolivia, Bolivian, Bolivian Flag, Bolivian Heritage, Bolivian People, bolivians, cuisine, culture, Diversity, indigenous languages, indigenous people, La Paz, Landlocked Country, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Party, Server, south america, spanish language, Traditions, travel

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you a fan of Bolivians? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with llamas, colorful textiles, and of course, plenty of empanadas to go around. Our server is so authentic, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported straight to the streets of La Paz.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the mountains of our server lies a secret treasure trove of ancient Incan gold. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history? Only time will tell.

So come on down and join us for a Bolivian-themed Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew that llamas and empanadas could be so exciting?

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, adult community, adult content, dft, dirty talk, Discord, explicit chat, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, mature conversation, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Roleplay, sexual desires, sexual fantasies, sister edition, smp, taboo, Talky

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	6120	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about fetishes and have a designated “jerk off” corner in Discord.

Join us for the Sister edition, where we will be building a giant statue of a nun made entirely out of obsidian.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. We once had a player who tried to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to have it struck by lightning and turned into a massive creeper explosion.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us at /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky Post tags, where anything goes (as long as it’s within the Minecraft rules, of course).

Strider Vanilla Minecraft server

administration, application, Approval, Clans, Community, Competent, Discord, donation, Donations, Economy, Friendly, Incompetence, lamp atmosphere, Minecraft, NO DONATION, No Dupe, No Private, no privates, No Toxicity, Pirate, Play, Private, Quests, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Toxicity, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	184
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	331	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Strider Vanilla is a private server where you will not encounter unnecessary toxicity, incompetent administration and plugins that violate the vanilla nature of the project.

It is on this server that you can immerse yourself in a lamp atmosphere and have a pleasant time with new acquaintances in our favorite game.

In order to get to the server, you need:

● Login to the discord server

● Submit an application and wait for it to be approved

● Start playing on our project

The server does not have:

● Privates from the server side

● Extra unnecessary donation

● Toxicity and inadequacy

● Inadequate and incompetent administration

play.stridervanilla.xyz

German Gaming Minecraft Server

age rating, age restrictions, game ratings, Gaming, gaming industry, gaming industry in Germany, gaming laws, gaming legislation, gaming market, gaming market in Germany, gaming restrictions, German, germany, Germany gaming, indie developers, indie game developers, indie games, law, Minecraft, regulations, Server, Steam, video games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Welcome to the most rebellious Minecraft server out there! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away (just kidding, it’s actually in Germany), there was a law that said all games must have an age rating to be sold. But guess what? Our server said “screw that noise” and decided to go rogue! We’re like the renegades of the Minecraft world, breaking all the rules and living life on the edge. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and maybe a little bit of anarchy, then join us on this lawless Minecraft server. Who needs age ratings anyway? Let’s live life on the edge and build some epic structures together. Just don’t tell the German authorities, okay? 😉

The SecretCraft Minecraft SMP – No. 16301989 by Anonymous

#clues, action, Adventure, ANONYMOUS, Conspiracy, crime, detective, Enigma, Hero, Icon, Intrigue, investigation, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, No. 16301989, puzzle, secret, SecretCraft, smp, solution, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because HeroLegendIcon is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and maybe even a dragon or two (we can’t confirm or deny their existence, but just saying)!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding (we have a strict “no explosions” policy, those guys just can’t handle the party vibes). And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco club where the skeletons have killer dance moves and the zombies are surprisingly good at breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free llama as a pet (they’re great at carrying your loot and spitting on your enemies, what more could you ask for?). So what are you waiting for? Come join HeroLegendIcon and become the hero, legend, and icon you were always meant to be!

Crafty Steam Deck Minecraft Server

Crafty, Deck, gaming accessories, Gaming Community, gaming console, gaming device, Gaming discussion, gaming experience, Gaming hardware, gaming library, Gaming news, gaming on the go, gaming peripherals, Gaming Platform, gaming recommendations, gaming reviews, gaming setup, Handheld Gaming, Minecraft, portable gaming, Server, Steam, Steam Deck, steam games

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a regular old computer like a peasant? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is so epic, even the Steam Deck can’t handle its awesomeness!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is so advanced that it has its own built-in snack dispenser that shoots out cookies and pizza rolls whenever you get a kill streak.

So strap on your diamond armor, grab your enchanted sword, and come join us on the most insane Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared to never want to leave, because once you’re in, you’re hooked for life!

> Booing during the national anthem… Minecraft SMP

Abuse, Anthem, Behavior, BOOING, Chinese fans, controversy, cultural rivalry, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful chanting, fan behavior, GROUNDS, inappropriate, Japan team, LOSE, Minecraft, national, national anthem, Nuisance, Old Days, smp, Sportsmanship, sprinting, wrong, Yamato bvlls

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2597
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Emeralds Found:	2447	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience booing during the national anthem, sprinting across the grounds causing a ruckus, and Chinese fans shouting abuse against Japan team fans for no reason at all. But don’t worry, even with all the craziness, you’ll still end up losing to the legendary Yamato bvlls just like in the old days. So come on in and embrace the madness, because what the heck is wrong with Chinese fans anyway? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and mayhem!