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Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Farms Harvested:	428
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Emeralds Found:	5487
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1280
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Ores Mined:	1012	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Ores Mined:	9161	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Ores Mined:	4470
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	7141	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6921
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?