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SisKidSitterCraft

aita, Babysitting, Chill, Deadlines, family, family helps family, home alone, Meetings, mom, Niece, not a kid person, proper childcare, regular, rely on, selfish, single mom, SisKidSitterCraft, sister’s kids, Unannounced, Upset, Village, work from home

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community that understands the struggle of unexpected responsibilities!

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into babysitting your niece when all you want to do is mine for diamonds and build epic structures? Look no further, because on our server, the only responsibility you have is to have fun!

Join us and build your own virtual village where you can rely on fellow players who actually want to help out. No more dropping off unannounced kids, just drop off your blocks and let your creativity run wild!

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server where the only “village” you’ll be a part of is one filled with players who actually signed up for it. See you in the virtual world!

ShyBedExplorer Minecraft SMP

adventurous sex, bedroom fantasies, communication in relationships, experimenting in bed, exploring desires, exploring kinks, Intimacy, Minecraft, open communication, overcoming shyness, sexual boundaries, sexual confidence, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual openness, sexual satisfaction, ShyBedExplorer, smp, spicing up sex life, stepping out of comfort zone, taboo desires, trying new things

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. And get this, every time you mine a block, a dancing llama pops out and gives you a high five! It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with talking chickens who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you find the mystical bedrock bed, you can sleep for 10 seconds and wake up with super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs out of your butt. It’s wild, man.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let your inner derp shine and embrace the chaos of our wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamasRule #ButtFireballs.

VoidCraftProhibited

legal boundaries, legal guidelines, legal limitations, legal requirements, legal restrictions, local laws, local regulations, prohibited activities, prohibited areas, prohibited jurisdictions, prohibited locations, prohibited territories, prohibited zones, restricted access, restricted regions, restricted territories, restricted zones, Void where prohibited, VoidCraftProhibited

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	306	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of “Void where prohibited.” We don’t care about rules, we only care about having a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building in forbidden areas, like on top of the Ender Dragon’s head or inside a lava pit. Don’t worry about getting banned, because on our server, anything goes!

We have insane events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a stack of TNT and try to land on a target without blowing yourself up. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity, join us at “Void where prohibited.” Just make sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial.

CraftyWagnerTerror

Africa, campaign of terror, Central African Republic, Conflict, CraftyWagnerTerror, findings, human rights abuses, instability, international relations, Mercenaries, military intervention, Political unrest, rebel groups, rfe rl, Russian influence, security forces, successors, violence, wagner, War Crimes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Enchantments Applied:	169
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Towns Built:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Wagner’s successors are waging a campaign of terror in the Central African Republic! But don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight them off. Plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Join now and be a part of the wildest adventure in Minecraft history!

Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, character creation, Donations, Empire, Fairness, Farmer, Forbidden Lands, Guidelines, high fantasy, Historian, Lore, Moderators, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplaying, rosalia, rules, scattered peoples, smp, staff events, subscriptions, Unbiased, Updates

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Staff Team	Experienced moderators and admins with over 20+ years of collective experience.
Approval Process	Simple character submission process for whitelist approval.
	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events.
Unbiased	No unfair advantages, donations, or subscriptions required. Objective staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, discover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing!

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?

A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.

Q: How often are lore events held?

A: Staff-run lore events are frequent to keep the world’s story moving forward.

Q: Are donations or subscriptions required?

A: No, there is no monetary requirement to play on the server.

Q: What kind of characters can I play as in the lore?

A: You can be an adventurer, rogue, historian, farmer, or any other role you choose!

Plastic Goystraw Fertility 1.20.1

#sustainability, 1.20.1, drinking straws, eco-friendly, environmental activism, environmental impact, environmentalism, fertility, Goystraw, harmful chemicals, health, infertility, liberal agenda, Liberals, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, reproductive health, reproductive rights, reusable straws, single-use plastic, toxic materials

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	4041	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Yo, bro, lemme tell you ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe it, man. So, like, first of all, they got this plastic goystraw that, get this, makes you infertile! Yeah, dude, like, you’ll be sippin’ on that goystraw and BAM, no more babies for you, but hey, at least you’ll own them liberals, amirite?

And, like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dude. This server is like a whole other dimension, man. You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It’s wild, bro, like, you won’t even know what hit you.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

GodlyGaffe Minecraft Server

GodlyGaffe, insulting god, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ community support, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ solidarity, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ advocate, LGBTQ+ ally, LGBTQ+ issues, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1066
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!

BlockyBroGetaway

BlockyBroGetaway, Bonding, Communication, compromise, exclusion, Fairness, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, father daughter, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inclusion, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling bond, single mom, sister-in-law, Tomboy, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2276
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Votes:	4422
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of being excluded from the guys’ trip on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYONE is invited! We don’t believe in leaving anyone out, whether they’re a tomboy like Kelsey or a baking enthusiast like her mom.

Join us for epic adventures where family bonding is a top priority. No need to worry about being left behind while the guys go fishing or watch sports – on our server, everyone gets to join in on the fun!

Don’t let petty arguments ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and be a part of a supportive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome. Who needs a guys’ trip when you can have a family adventure right here? Join now and let the fun begin!

TimeTraveler SMP – RightPersonWrongTime

destiny, fate, HEARTBREAK, love, love and destiny, love and fate, love and timing, love found, Love Lost, love quotes, love timing, missed connections, missed opportunities, relationships, right person, RightPersonWrongTime, second chances, smp, soulmates, TimeTraveler, Timing, timing is everything, wrong time

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6160
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the perfect mix of chaos and fun, ya know? Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was insane, bro. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta solve riddles to find it. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and making new friends, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server. How wild is that, bro? So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together, dude!

Block Buddies United

beloved relationships, best friends, BLOCK, Buddies, cherished relationships, close-knit friendships, closest relationships, deep connections, deep friendships., emotional connections, family bonds, inseparable bonds, Intimate relationships, kindred spirits, loyal companions, Meaningful connections, personal connections, soulmates, Strong Bonds, tight-knit relationships, Trusted confidants, unbreakable ties, United

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	196
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only accompanied by the sound of creepy cave noises? Join our Minecraft server and make friends with the creepers instead! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a squad of explosive buddies following you around everywhere?

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We throw the most epic block parties in the Nether, complete with lava fountains and zombie pigmen DJs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So ditch your boring old single-player world and come join the chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become besties with a skeleton or two!