Cairn MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

DivorceCraft: AITAH Edition

misunderstanding, Grief, Communication, Apology, DivorceCraft

Are you tired of drama in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing is epic builds and pixelated pigs!

Join us for a drama-free zone where you can build your dream nursery without any man caves getting in the way. Our server has the best wifi for all your gaming needs, so you can play for hours without interruption – unlike poor Jake.

Forget about baby trapping accusations and family dinners filled with awkward glances. On our server, the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is any doubts about having a great time. And if things get too intense, you can always yell “I want a divorce” to your pixelated spouse – no tears necessary!

So hop on our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs in-laws when you have blocky adventures waiting for you?

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NoBodyShamingPls Minecraft SMP

body positivity, NoBodyShamingPls, self-empowerment, self-care, self worth

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! We got like, the craziest builds and the most lit community ever, like seriously, it’s off the chain. And get this, we have this secret underground society of llamas who run the whole server, like they’re the real bosses, man. And if you join, you get to ride a flying pig around the map, no joke. Plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where you can find diamonds, emeralds, and even a golden toilet seat, like who wouldn’t want that, amirite? So come join us and let’s stop body shaming together by building giant statues of ourselves out of pixelated blocks, because why not, right? Let’s get weird and wild, my dudes!

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BlockBuddies Betrayed

friendship boundaries, trust issues, true friends, dishonesty, Friendship Dynamics

Are your so-called “friends” constantly stealing your diamonds and blowing up your house with TNT? Do they lure you into lava traps and laugh as you burn to a crisp? Sounds like you need to ditch those losers and join our epic Minecraft server where betrayal is not only encouraged, it’s mandatory!

On our server, you can prank your friends by replacing all their blocks with obsidian, or lead them into a pit of creepers disguised as cute little bunnies. The possibilities for trolling are endless! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server – join us and help them achieve their llama-licious goals!

So if you’re tired of being backstabbed by your so-called friends, come join our server where treachery reigns supreme and alliances are as flimsy as a dirt block in a rainstorm. Trust no one, except maybe the llamas. They seem pretty chill.

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TibetQuakeCraft

seismic activity, Fatalities, tectonic plates, earthquake, emergency response

yo yo yo come join our EPIC minecraft server where we got earthquakes happenin left and right like it’s nobody’s business! we got a 7.1 magnitude earthquake striking every hour on the hour, so you better watch out or you’ll be squished like a bug! but don’t worry, at least 9 people have already been killed so you know it’s gonna be a good time! come join us for some crazy survival action and see if you can outwit mother nature herself. who needs boring old regular minecraft servers when you can have the thrill of constant danger and destruction? join now before the next earthquake hits and shakes things up!

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Circumcised Steve’s Secret Server

genitalia, SELF AWARENESS, Server, physical differences, medical history

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A SERVER WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK! OUR SERVER HAS A SPECIAL FEATURE THAT REVEALS THIS INFORMATION TO EVERYONE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! ONCE YOU JOIN, YOU’LL BE TRANSPORTED TO A MAGICAL LAND WHERE LLAMAS WEAR TOP HATS AND PIGS FLY (LITERALLY)! YOU’LL BE ABLE TO RIDE A CHICKEN INTO BATTLE AND FIGHT OFF HOARDS OF EVIL CREEPERS WITH NOTHING BUT A CARROT!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! OUR SERVER IS ALSO HOME TO THE LEGENDARY DIAMOND-BACON, A RARE AND DELICIOUS TREAT THAT WILL GIVE YOU SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH AND THE ABILITY TO TAME WILD WOLVES WITH JUST A GLANCE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EMBARK ON THE WILDEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! (AND YES, WE’LL KNOW IF YOU’RE CIRCUMCISED OR NOT)

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WildCraftMC

Crazy Enchants, Discord, accessibility, east, LWC Protection

Minecraft Server Overview:

IP play.wildcraftmc.com

Version Java 1.21.1

Accessibility 1.9-1.21.x

Established April 17, 2011

Chat Reporting Disabled

Location Eastern Coast of North America

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

A: You can claim your lands using the Grief Prevention feature to protect your builds.

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

A: Visit our Discord server at https://discord.gg/4J9UGfc to connect with other players and staff members.

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

A: You can earn ranks by voting daily or donating. Voting provides donor-like perks, while donating allows you to support the community and skip the daily voting process.

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

A: Crates contain unique rewards that can be redeemed by collecting special keys from server events, contests, voting, or donating.

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

A: You can earn economy by joining jobs, participating in events, fishing, mining, and setting up a player shop.

Q: What unique features does the server offer?

A: The server offers an RPG play style, mini bosses with rare loot drops, adventurous quests, advanced fishing mechanics, and an extensively customized advancement system with special abilities and rewards.

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Block Fitness 1.20.4

leg day soreness, leg day tips, leg day recovery, leg exercises, glute workout

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic leg day workout of your life!

We’ve got squats, lunges, and even calf raises all built into the game.

Your character will have killer quads and glutes in no time, all while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the virtual world?

Come join us for the ultimate leg day experience – your character will thank you later!

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Crazy Coin Craze

1 AM, Ready, late night thoughts, Digital Currency, cryptocurrency

Yo, it’s time to get wild on this Minecraft server! Join us at 1 AM for some crazy adventures and epic builds. We’re all about the chaos and fun, so come on and join the madness. Find us at t(.)me/reallyreallycoin and let’s get this party started!

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AbortCraft Minecraft Server

mental health, pro-choice, Minecraft, communication breakdown, societal pressure

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning everything.

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of unexpected twists and turns? Look no further! Our server is like a reality TV show, but in Minecraft form.

Join us and witness the tale of a 34-year-old player who thought she had fertility issues, only to find out she was pregnant! But wait, there’s more – her 36-year-old husband pressured her into getting an abortion, leaving her heartbroken and full of resentment. Can their relationship survive this insane plot twist? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all – we have plenty of other wild stories waiting to unfold on our server. From unexpected pregnancies to family drama, there’s never a dull moment here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this virtual world!

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KidneyCraft: No Donations, Just Blocks!

kidney donation, KidneyCraft, family dynamics, organ transplant, dialysis

Join our Minecraft server for a kidney-rattling good time! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your uncle Kaz and his kidney drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild tale. Once upon a time, a player donated their kidney in-game and suddenly became the most powerful player on the server. Rumor has it, their kidney had magical powers that boosted their gaming skills to epic levels. Who needs a kidney IRL when you can have a virtual one that gives you superhuman abilities in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we have a secret quest where you can find Uncle Kaz’s lost kidney and use it to unlock hidden treasures. Imagine the bragging rights of being the one to find and return Uncle Kaz’s kidney in the virtual world. It’s a kidney quest like no other!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the kidney adventures begin! Who needs real-life drama when you can have kidney quests and magical powers in the virtual world? Let’s kidney up and game on! 🎮🤣

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IP	play.wildcraftmc.com
Version	Java 1.21.1
Accessibility	1.9-1.21.x
Established	April 17, 2011
Chat Reporting	Disabled
Location	Eastern Coast of North America

Cairn

Minecraft Server Overview:

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I protect my builds from griefing?

Q: How can I join the server community on Discord?

Q: How can I earn ranks on the server?

Q: What are Crates and how can I redeem them?

Q: How can I earn economy on the server?

Q: What unique features does the server offer?