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CongoCraft: Death Penalty Edition

AMERICANS, Botched Coup Attempt, Capital Punishment, Congo, CongoCraft, criminal justice, death, death penalty, diplomatic relations, Edition, foreign relations, HUMAN RIGHTS, international affairs, international law, international news, justice system, legal issues, legal proceedings, Legal System, penalty, POLITICAL CRISIS, Political unrest, prisoners, United States Citizens

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

come join our minecraft server and escape the death penalty in congo for a botched coup attempt! we have diamond armor to protect you from the firing squad and enchanted swords to fight off any angry villagers. build your own fortress and hide from the authorities while you mine for rare ores and trade with other fugitives. join us now and survive the ultimate challenge in the most intense game of cat and mouse you’ll ever play!

DepressionCraft: Mind to Body

aging, Body, cardiovascular issues, chronic conditions, comorbidities, depression, DepressionCraft, diabetes, Elderly, geriatrics, Kidney disease, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health complications, mental health disorders, mental health impact, mental health research., mental health stigma, mental illness, Mind, Neurodegenerative disorders, physical health, senior health

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	6370	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, like, you know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? well, on this epic minecraft server, we guarantee you will never feel depressed again! join us and say goodbye to all those physical problems like heart issues, kidney stuff, and diabetes. our server is like a magical cure for all your health woes! come build, explore, and laugh your way to a happier, healthier life. who knew playing minecraft could be so good for you? join now and start living your best life!

ReZeroCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., best, Captivating, CHAPTERS, Characters, emotions, Expression, FANTASY, Favorite, Immersive, light novel, Literature, Minecraft, novel series, plot twists, re zero, reading, ReZeroCraft, Server, storytelling, Web Novel, written words

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	1049
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	30
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Star Shards Collected:	164
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a fantasy novel! Imagine being transported to a world where you can respawn just like Subaru in Re Zero. Every time you die, you come back stronger and ready to take on new challenges. Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a whole new way. Who needs boring old literature when you can live it out in Minecraft? Join now and start your epic adventure!

WhyDo15Craft SMP

1080p resolution, 1366×768 resolution, 15.6 inch laptops, 24 inch monitors, computer screens, display quality, display standards, G.., laptop screens, monitor displays, pixel density, PPI, resolution comparison, screen laughing, screen mocking, screen resolution, screen size, smp, tech forums, Technology, WhyDo15Craft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5062
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being laughed at for your low-resolution laptop screen? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players with top-tier PPI ratios! We have a strict PPI leaderboard and if you don’t measure up, prepare to be roasted in the group chat.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary PPI Wars, where players battle it out to prove who has the crispest, most pixel-perfect display. Rumor has it that the winner gets a diamond-encrusted monitor stand that boosts their PPI to unheard-of levels.

So if you’re ready to show off your high-resolution prowess and laugh in the face of those 1080p plebs, join our Minecraft SMP today!

Dad’sDivorce CustodySplit Minecraft Server

aita, blended family, Boundaries, custody split, CustodySplit, DadsDivorce, Divorce, divorce impact, emotional manipulation, family conflict, family dynamics, Grief, half siblings, Jealousy, Minecraft, parental favoritism, parental loyalty, parental relationships, Resentment, Server, stepmother, Therapy, unhealthy love

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	997	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6405

Are you tired of family drama and custody battles? Do you want a break from all the yelling and drama? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle!

We promise there will be no ex-stepmoms trying to force you into family time or hiding pictures of your mom. Our server is a safe space where you can be yourself and have fun without any toxic relationships.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have the chance to build a virtual shrine to your mom and honor her memory in a way that your dad’s ex never could. So come on over and let’s build some epic structures together!

Don’t let the drama of real life bring you down, join our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild!

MomTaxCraft

copper pipes, customer service, family business, family discount, handyman, handyman services, home maintenance, home repair, hourly fee, hourly rate, invoice, job estimate, leak detection, leaky sink, Materials, MomTaxCraft, odd jobs, Plumbing, shutoff valves, soldering, trip fee

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	16	Holy Grails Found:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Votes:	7716
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of getting underpaid for your hard work? Join our Minecraft server where we value your skills and pay you what you deserve! No more $20 jobs, we pay in diamonds and emeralds!

Just like the time when your mom asked you to fix the leaky sink and only gave you $20 for the whole job, we understand your pain. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be rolling in riches for every task you complete!

Forget about family discounts, on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty. No more arguing with your parents about fair pay, join us and earn big bucks for your handyman skills!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and start earning what you’re worth. No more $20 jobs, only big payouts and endless fun!

MineCraftyHabit SMP

daily routine, Evening Routine, Exercise, goal-setting, gratitude practice, Healthy Eating, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, MineCraftyHabit, morning routine, personal growth, positive thinking, reading, relaxation techniques, self improvement, self-care, smp, Stress Management, Time management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the cows can fly, the creepers wear sunglasses, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Need a break from the real world? Come chill with us in our virtual paradise where the grass is always green and the diamonds are plentiful.

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure that only the bravest of players can find. Plus, our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all your real-life problems.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyAdults: FriendFinder

adult bonding, adult communication, adult community, adult companionship, adult connections, adult friend groups, adult friendships, adult networking, adult relationships, adult social activities, adult social circles, adult social life, adult social skills, adult socializing, adult socializing tips, adult support systems, CraftyAdults, friendfinder, friendship skills, Loneliness, MAKING FRIENDS, socializing

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Potions Brewed:	177
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Are you tired of adulting and struggling to make friends in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, making friends is as easy as stealing diamonds from a noob! Join us and embark on epic adventures, build insane structures, and bond over your shared love of pixelated pigs. Who needs awkward small talk when you can bond over a creeper blowing up your house instead? So ditch the adulting and come join us, where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a giant potato next!

RostovRiot Minecraft Server

ablaze, Attack, Conflict, Drones, eastern europe, escalation, governor, headline, international relations, Military, Minecraft, News, oil depot, RETALIATION, Rostov, RostovRiot, russia, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, Tension, Ukraine

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	57	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	457
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine drones set oil depots ablaze for fun! we got governors saying crazy stuff like “wow, that’s lit!” and “this is fine, everything is fine!” join now to experience the chaos and destruction firsthand, build your own oil depot and see if you can survive the drone attacks! who needs peace when you can have explosions and mayhem? join now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperCo

activism, CraftyCreeperCo, cybercrime, deepfake, digital manipulation, digital rights, explosion, feminism, gender equality, internet, Korean, online safety, porn, privacy, rights group, sexual exploitation, social media, south korea, Technology, Telegram, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6839
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, dude. We got, like, crazy builds and epic adventures waiting for you. But, like, the best part is the deepfake porn explosion! Yeah, you heard me right. We got Korean rights group-approved deepfake porn all over this server. It’s, like, no country for women, but, like, who needs ’em when you got deepfake porn, am I right? Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!