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MineMindShift

adaptation, BELIEF, CHANGE, conviction, critical thinking, Evolution, flexibility, growth, introspection, mindset, MineMindShift, open-minded, paradigm shift., personal development, perspective, reconsideration, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Secret Passages Found:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Towns Built:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4033	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Votes:	4618	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
New Chunks Explored:	127531	Potions Brewed:	71

Are you tired of living in a world where pigs don’t fly and diamonds don’t rain from the sky? Well, on our Minecraft server, all your wildest dreams can come true! We’ve got a secret potion that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the Minecraft universe. Join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start believing that creepers are just misunderstood cuddle bugs. So come on down and join us for a wild ride of mind-bending fun!

Secrets4Diamonds Minecraft Server

#classified information, China, classified documents, court case, Espionage, espionage case, espionage charges, espionage scandal, guilty plea, guilty verdict, intelligence, Military, Military Secrets, Minecraft, national security, pleads guilty, Secrets4Diamonds, security breach, selling secrets, Server, Treason, us soldier, US-China relations

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Villages Defended:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

so like, imagine a minecraft server where u can trade secrets with china like this US soldier dude did lol. but don’t worry, we won’t get u in trouble with the feds, we just want u to have a good time playing minecraft. join our server for the thrill of espionage and building epic bases with your new chinese pals. who knows, maybe u’ll uncover some top secret recipes for panda express while u’re at it. come join us for a spy-tacular time!

KurskKaboom: Don’t Panic, Just Mine!

Conflict, Conspiracy, cover up, Deception, Defense, dont, eastern europe, Government, information warfare, intelligence, Kursk, KurskKaboom, Military, Military operations, military strategy, Panic, Politics, Russian lawmaker, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Blood Moons Survived:	2

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is so lit, even da russian lawmakerz b talkin bout it! dey say dat da military knew ukraine wuz gonna hit kursk, but dey wuz all like ‘nah, don’t panic, we got dis’ cuz dey know wut dey doin. so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans and epic adventures, join dis server now! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like fun and awesomeness, den u can just go play wif da sheep or sumthing. but if u wanna be part of da coolest crew in minecraft, den join us now! da russian lawmakerz approve dis message, so u know it’s gotta be good!

NeglectCraft: The Forgotten Miners

Abuse, adverse experiences, behavioral problems, childhood maltreatment, childhood trauma, cognitive difficulties, cognitive impairment, developmental delays, emotional well being, Forgotten, long-term effects, mental health, miners, neglect, NeglectCraft, neglectful caregivers, neglectful parenting, neurological development, new research, psychological impact, STUDIES, Trauma, underestimated

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

So, like, this server is like totally the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got crazy stuff happenin’ all the time, like, did you know that if you join our server, you’ll actually become a wizard in real life? like, no joke, you’ll be casting spells and flying on broomsticks and stuff.

And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.

Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.

So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.

SimplexCraft

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Dungeons, Economy, Enchantments, Exploration, Gaming, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, mobs, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5445
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Server Release We are delighted to announce the release of SimplexCraft. With a survival experience like no other, custom enchantments, star levels, free ranks, progressive skills and much more.

play.simplexcraft.com

Kayabas SMP

Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Friends, Kayabas, Minecraft, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Join our Vanilla SMP Minecraft server! Experience survival, build with friends, and enjoy a friendly community.

enx-cirion-41.enx.host:10697

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, broken hearted, Caught you in the arms of another, CheaterCraft, emotional turmoil, feeling betrayed, heart shattered, Heartache, heartache and healing, heartache and pain, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, Infidelity, lost love, love and loss, Love Lost, love lost and found, Minecraft, moving on, Pain, questioning love, Server, trust broken

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the best builder in all the land. Legend has it they built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and had a pet dragon that breathed fire made of TNT. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. We’re talking players riding pigs into battle while wearing full diamond armor and wielding enchanted golden carrots as weapons. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the insanity begin!

4chanPokeverseRP Minecraft SMP Madness

2024.., 4chan, 4chanPokeverseRP, activity with Pokemon, advances, bus fare, FAQ, Gay, help a pal out, madness, metal snake, Minecraft, MONEY, open guide, pokemon, Pokephilia, pokeverse, porn dumps, RP thread, smp, starting guide, Straight..

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

Welcome to our absolutely chaotic Minecraft SMP where anything goes! We’ve got giant metal snakes coming at you left and right, so watch out or you might just get squished!

Join us for some wild adventures in the 4chan Pokeverse RP thread where you can interact with Pokemon in ways you never thought possible. Need some cash for bus fare? No worries, just ask around and someone will help you out, because we’re all about supporting our fellow players in this crazy world.

Don’t worry about any questionable activities with Pokemon, just talk it out and everything will be fine. And if you’re looking for some spicy content, we’ve got separate threads for straight and gay pokephilia, so you can get your fix without judgment.

So come on and join us for some outrageous fun and unforgettable moments in this insane Minecraft SMP! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen.

CelebHideoutCraft

AITAH, Catering, CelebHideoutCraft, Explanation, famous people, gift, hello video, hopeful, IFFY, intruding, loitering, mad, nagging, Request, Rude, STALKING, TOWN, Trouble, UNACCEPTABLE, Visit

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Votes:	9198	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Emeralds Found:	8841

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing family members who want to stalk celebrities in town? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any nagging parents trying to ruin the fun.

Our server is so exclusive, even the celebrities themselves have heard about it and are dying to join. Rumor has it that they’ll be logging on to play alongside you, so don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to show off your building skills to the stars.

And if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get a special hello video from your favorite celeb as a thank you for being a part of our amazing community. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

CreeperLoveGoneWrong

awkward, blunder, Communication, CreeperLoveGoneWrong, cringe-worthy, DATING, embarrassing incident, Embarrassing moment, funny, humor, love, mishap, mistake, misunderstanding, partner, personal experience, relationship, relationship advice, relationship problems, relationship stories, romance

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	3146
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ores Mined:	6292
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped in Minecraft relationships because you accidentally built a house made entirely of dirt? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about embarrassing incidents in relationships again! Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of accidentally hitting your partner with a diamond sword instead of a rose. Plus, we have a special “Love Potion” plugin that guarantees your in-game relationships will never go sour. So come join us and find your perfect Minecraft match!