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MoonKing Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	561
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Animals Bred:	131
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4250
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?

CraftyLove: Not Just for Men

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	6781
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz it’s like getting married to ur health and well-being, bro. like, u gonna age like a fine wine, man. but here’s the twist – if u a woman, marriage ain’t gonna do much for ya. in fact, if u get widowed or divorced, u gonna age like milk left out in the sun. so come join us and level up ur aging game, yo!

The Always Hungry SMP (partially plain)

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	262	Royal Courts Attended:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Perennial SMP Server Overview

Features
– Dynmap
– Graves
– Marriage Master plugin
– Vanilla-tweaks
– Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)

More about us:

We reset our map every 4 seasons, encouraging large projects and megabases.
Each season we open a new section of the map for exploration.
Love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

If you’re interested, join our Discord server!

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is Perennial SMP?	Perennial SMP is a Minecraft server for players 16+ that is LGBTQ+ friendly and currently in its third season.
How often does the map reset?	The map resets every 4 seasons to encourage new projects and exploration.
What features does the server have?	Some features include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.
Is there a focus on lore?	Yes, there is love for lore with pre-season and current lore available on our upcoming website.

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15

But wait, there’s more! Our current events include “First-Class Customer Service” where you can expect the unexpected, and “All New Program” where you can receive encrypted master tapes that may or may not contain the secrets of the universe.

And coming soon, we have “Camellia Golden Week” where you can party like a rockstar, “Daily Life of a PubSec Officer” where you can fight crime in style, “Immersive Tactical Drill” where you can test your survival skills, and “Scene One, Take One!” where you can become the star of your own Minecraft movie.

But the real reason to join our server? Redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOK that will give you the power to conquer the Minecraft world like never before. So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us today!

SMPMastermind – Minecraft SMP >Do great at the initial phone screen

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Are you tired of missing out on epic opportunities because you can’t answer your phone like a normal person? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we don’t care if you miss calls or leave weird messages! In fact, we encourage it! Join us for a wild ride of missed callbacks, unanswered voicemails, and three days of waiting in suspense. Who needs a job when you can have all the chaos and confusion of our server instead? Join now and let your phone etiquette (or lack thereof) shine!

CreeperCousin Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1846
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, hotel room mix-ups, and cash app shenanigans!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in the middle of a virtual soap opera where your cousin is homeless, your dad is angry, and you’re the only one with a job. Will you save the day by paying for a hotel room with the wrong dates? Can you navigate the treacherous waters of family trust issues and Cash-App drama?

Join now for a chance to experience the most chaotic Minecraft server out there. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have real-life family drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and ask yourself, “Am I the asshole?”