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Wedding Drama Craft

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3617	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dimension Hops:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Are you tired of attending boring weddings with no drama? Join our Minecraft server where you can create your own outrageous wedding scenarios!

Picture this: you’re about to say “I do” to your pixelated partner when suddenly, a controversial conservative influencer crashes the wedding, spouting off ridiculous statements about block rights and trying to pass legislation to limit the rights of villagers. Will you stand up for your virtual LGBTQ+ friends or let chaos reign supreme?

With our server, you can roleplay wild wedding scenarios, confront entitled NPCs, and show off your open-mindedness in the face of pixelated adversity. Don’t miss out on the drama – join now and make your Minecraft wedding the talk of the block!

GirlGamerQueen Minecraft SMP

alluring names, baby names, beautiful girl names, charming names, classic names, delicate names, elegant names, feminine names, GirlGamerQueen, gorgeous names, graceful names, lovely names, Minecraft, modern names, popular names, pretty names, smp, stunning names, sweet names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Votes:	5210	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	3101
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Yo bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbow fireballs! Plus, every full moon, we have a dance-off with the Ender Dragon for ultimate bragging rights. So what are you waiting for, come join the fun and find out what a beautiful girl name means in our wacky world!

EduGuttedCraft: Why tho?

budget cuts, curriculum development, Department of Education, education budget, Education reform, education reform consequences, education reform debate, education system, educational leadership, educational policy, educational resources, educational standards, EduGuttedCraft, Government, gutting, policy changes, Politics, public schools, school funding, student success, Teacher Training, tho

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2528
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Votes:	9728	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	4218	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of boring old education systems? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have completely gutted the Department of Education…literally! Our virtual world is filled with wacky teachers who teach you how to build epic structures out of blocks and mine for diamonds like a pro. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to a whole new way of learning! Join now and let’s revolutionize education together…one block at a time!

CraftyOilCoLOL

business decision, Cancel, colombia, CraftyOilCoLOL, economic impact, energy project, Energy Sector, financial loss, government intervention., international relations, Investment, Latin America, national oil company, OIL INDUSTRY, political influence, president, regulatory action, state-owned company, strategic decision, US $880M, Venture

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of colombia is actually a minecraft character and he is ordering national oil company to cancel a US $880M venture to focus on building epic minecraft structures instead! who needs oil when you can have diamonds and emeralds, amirite? join now for a chance to mine with the president and help him build the biggest diamond castle in all of minecraft history! trust us, this server is lit AF 🔥🔥🔥

MammoCraft: AI Boosts Detection

ai, Artificial Intelligence, Boosts, breast cancer screening, Clinical Study, computer-aided detection, correct detection, DETECTION, diagnostic accuracy, false positives, Healthcare, improved outcomes, machine learning, MammoCraft, mammography, medical imaging, patient care, performance improvement, Radiology, randomized controlled trial, researchers, Technology

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9712
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	306	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

so, like, u know how u always tryna find dem diamonds in minecraft but u keep gettin trolled by dem creepers? well dis server is like ur guardian angel, man. our AI is like a freakin’ superhero, helpin’ u find dem diamonds faster than u can say “Ender Dragon”. we did dis crazy test and found out dat our AI be catchin’ dem bad guys with higher accuracy and no false alarms. join dis server and become a diamond-finding legend, bro. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with u now!

Lands of legends

Adventures, alliances, building, Community, Conquest, creativity, Discord, Exploration, FANTASY, imagination, Kingdom, Lands, Legacy, legend, Legends, Lore, Medieval, Modded, Newbies, Roleplaying, Story, Veteran, welcome

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Lands of Legends Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Create Your Own Story	Our lore is open-ended and flexible, allowing you to bring your ideas to life.
Build and Conquer	Start your own kingdom, forge alliances, and leave your mark on the server.
Places to Explore	Tons of areas for roleplay with new stories to jump into.
Mods	Additional mods for building, adventuring, and roleplaying enjoyment.

Sound like a good fit? Come join us on our Discord to start your adventure: https://discord.gg/wgwavsBw69

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Can I join if I’m new to roleplaying?

A: Yes, everyone is welcome! We have a friendly community and resources to help you get started.

Q: How can I start my own kingdom?

A: You can begin by exploring the server, meeting other players, and forming alliances or rivalries to shape your kingdom.

Q: Are there specific rules for building and roleplaying?

A: We have guidelines in place to ensure a fun and fair experience for all players. Rules will be shared upon joining.

Q: Can I suggest ideas for server events or features?

A: Absolutely! We encourage player input and are always open to new ideas to enhance the gameplay experience.

Golden Comedy Mine 1.20.2

1.20.2, comedic, comedy, comedy central, comedy club, Comedy gold, comedy movies, comedy series, Comedy Show, comedy site, comedy skits, Entertainment, funny, GOLD, Golden, hilarious, humor, humor website, jokes, Laughter, satire, Website

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6822
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	5589
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Animals Bred:	100	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and exploding chickens.

I mean, who wouldn’t want to hang out in a world where you can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil llamas with laser eyes?

Plus, the admins are like super cool wizards who grant wishes and turn trolls into harmless bunnies.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away.

Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like a never-ending party where the cake is always exploding with confetti and rainbows.

BoomerCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcoholism, BoomerCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, compassion, coping, difficult decisions, elderly parents, emotional drain, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, Support, Trauma

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family issues? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed escape!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about cat piss or moldy boxes taking over your dining room. Instead, you can build your dream house without any smelly distractions.

Forget about driving for hours to take out the trash – on our server, the only thing you’ll be driving is a virtual minecart filled with diamonds.

And don’t worry about any alcoholic siblings causing chaos – our server is a safe space for everyone to have fun and enjoy the game.

So say goodbye to emotional drainage and hello to endless adventures on our Minecraft server. Join now and start building your way to a stress-free paradise!

Friend’s House Drama – AITA?

aita, Apologize.., bbq, Best Friend, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Drama, EXTREME, Friend, Friends, Help, House, house sitting, inappropriate, mad, perspective, Preference, reaction, text exchange, tired

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Enchantments Applied:	241
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magic Items Found:	7490	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and friendship BBQs above all else! Join us for a wild adventure where you can bring your besties over for a quick food pickup and watch them leave on our virtual cameras. But beware, our owner is a stickler for strangers in her virtual house, so make sure to get her approval before inviting anyone over.

Experience the thrill of apologizing for bringing your friend over without permission, and learn the art of respecting boundaries in our pixelated world. Who knew Minecraft could teach you valuable life lessons about communication and friendship? So come join us, where the drama is as entertaining as the gameplay!

Elon’s Data Breach: Blocky Lawsuits

blocky, Breach, civil litigation, Class action lawsuit, collective action, consumer rights, cybersecurity, data, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, elon musk, Elons, Information Security, lawsuit, Lawsuits, legal action, legal recourse, Legal Remedies, legal rights, online privacy, personal information, privacy concerns, tech industry

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of Elon Musk snooping around in your data like a nosy neighbor? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict no-Elon policy! That’s right, no more worrying about your personal information being mined for his next space expedition. Join us and let’s show Elon who’s boss by building pixelated replicas of his rockets and launching them into the virtual abyss! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret codes to access his hidden underground lair where he keeps all his meme stash. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s take down the data-mining overlord, one block at a time!