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CaffeinatedCraft: Where Coffee Makes You Gay and Horny!

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5968
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee flows like water and the players are gayer and hornier than ever before! But why does coffee have this magical effect, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of mischievous coffee beans once made a deal with a wizard to give anyone who drank their brew an insatiable thirst for adventure and a newfound love for rainbows and unicorns. So if you’re looking for a server where you can build fabulous castles, ride rainbow-colored llamas, and flirt shamelessly with other players, then this is the place for you! Join us now and let the caffeinated chaos begin!

DrunkCraft: The Hangover Edition

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the party never stops! Have you ever woke up at 4 AM and thought, “I need to play Minecraft right now”? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, it’s always 4 AM somewhere!

Join us for drinking kind of morning where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your liver). Build a house out of beer cans, mine for vodka diamonds, and battle zombie bartenders in the nightclub dungeon.

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join now and let’s get this party started!

CaffeinatedCraft – Where Coffee Saves Lives!

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server! Are you tired of feeling like you want to kms? Well, we have the solution for you! Our server is so fun and exciting that you’ll forget all about wanting to kms. Just ask our player who drank some coffee and now they don’t wanna kms anymore! Join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and coffee-induced euphoria. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server?

CreeperCraft: “I Am Addicted to Coca-Cola”

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. Yes, you heard that right, our sheep can actually hold a conversation with you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust out their best dance moves. And rumor has it that if you can out-dance them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and experience a whole new level of insanity? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

SleepyCraft – Insomnia Edition: Crafting by Night, Dreaming by Day!

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe where sleep meds are our secret power-up! Join us and experience the wildest dreams as you build your virtual kingdom while sleeping like a rock all day long. No hangovers here, just endless hours of gaming and powdered mini-donuts for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! So come on over and join us for a dose of insanity and a whole lot of fun!

Transparent Mouse Skin: The Dye Experiment

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE MAKE UR SKIN TRANSPARENT LIKE LIVING MICE WIT FOOD DYE! U CAN BE SEE-THRU LIKE A GHOST BUT STILL BE ALIVE AND BUILDIN’ IN DA BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR DA WILDEST EXPERIENCE OF UR LIFE, U WON’T REGRET IT! #TRANSPARENTSKIN #FOODDYEFUN #MINECRAFTMADNESS

What is the IP for Asmongold Clips Minecraft Server?

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Asmongold Clips is a popular Twitch streamer who is known for his entertaining and humorous gaming content. With a focus on World of Warcraft and other popular titles, Asmongold Clips has gained a large following for his skillful gameplay and engaging personality. His clips are widely shared and enjoyed by fans across various social media platforms.

The Infested Kingdom

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Farms Harvested:	979
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Explore “The Infested Kingdom” for a thrilling MMORPG adventure! Delve into mysterious dungeons, challenge fearsome bosses, and experience captivating quests. Explore dynamic maps, level up, and forge alliances. Discover a unique marketplace, customize your appearance, and enjoy an inclusive experience. Join us for an epic adventure!

91.197.6.201:25625

Making Vanilla Great Again! ClassicMC Survival Server 1.21+ Java Edition – Apply for Whitelist!

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla} Server Overview:

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Whitelisted	Yes
Memory	24GB
Server Version	1.21.1 Paper

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions):

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the #server-application channel on our Discord server and we will review your application.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are looking for mature members, so there is no specific age restriction but maturity is important.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, you can invite your friends once you are whitelisted on the server.
Are mods or plugins allowed on the server?	No, the server is vanilla with some quality of life additions.

EscapeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2843
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Towns Built:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Look no further, because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else!

Join us and you’ll witness the legendary tale of Steve, who somehow managed to tame a pack of wild creepers and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Yes, you read that right – creepers as mounts. It’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and chicken nuggets. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP quite like this before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us and see for yourself how we’ve managed to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the world of blocky adventures. Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring some extra armor for those creeper rides!

Cute girls make me want to die so much Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9264
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of cute girls making you want to die? Do you feel like you’ll never get a lunch date or even a simple interaction with them? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “No Cute Girls Allowed” policy! That’s right, you can game in peace without the distraction of their smiles and charm.

Join our server and be surrounded by a community of guys who understand the struggle of wanting to hug a girl so bad but feeling unworthy. Together, we can build epic structures, mine for diamonds, and conquer the Ender Dragon without the pesky distraction of cute girls ruining our vibe.

So come on, join us and leave your girl troubles behind. Who needs them when you have a whole SMP of bros to game with? Let’s show those cute girls what they’re missing out on!

Showdown: The Decline

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Remember that one TV show that started off strong but went downhill faster than a pig on a water slide? Yeah, that show was like joining a Minecraft server with no diamonds in sight. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite!

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of excitement that never goes off the rails. We’ve got more surprises than a creeper in a birthday cake factory and more fun than a pig riding a minecart.

Forget about those other servers that are as boring as watching grass grow in the game. Our server is like a diamond in the rough, shining bright with endless possibilities. So come on over and see why everyone is saying our server is the best thing since enchanted golden apples!

CraftyArgPovertyMC Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10

lol imagine living in a place where more than half the peeps are broke af. not on our minecraft server tho! we got diamonds for days, yo! join us and leave ur poor life behind. we even got a secret underground society where we trade emeralds for enchanted golden apples. plus, our admin once fought a dragon with a wooden sword and won. true story bro. so come on over and leave the poverty line in the dust.

XBanCraft: Where Musk’s X is a No-Go!

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	1621	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

so like, musk’s X got banned in brazil, but no worries cuz we got a new digital home for all you outcasts! come join our minecraft server where you can build a rocket ship out of diamonds and fly to space to escape the brazilian authorities! we got crazy mods like elon musk himself riding a giant llama and shooting lasers from his eyes. plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet sloth that can mine diamonds for you while you chill in your diamond castle. so what are you waiting for? come join the madness and escape the ban hammer in style!

FlashCraft: HotRx for Gamers

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

LOL, ok so like, imagine you’re mining in Minecraft and suddenly you start having hot flashes like you’re going through menopause or something, BUT WAIT, join our server and take Elinzanetant, the magical nonhormonal drug that will reduce your hot flashes by at least 50 percent! No more sweating while building your epic castle, just pure gaming bliss. JAMA approved, baby! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of Elinzanetant and never worry about hot flashes in Minecraft again!