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DisabilityDishDuty – AITA Minecraft Server

accommodations, aita, Behavior, Cerebral Palsy, Communication, disability, DisabilityDishDuty, discipline, education, emotional response, Excuses, family dynamics, INDEPENDENCE, LIMITATIONS, Minecraft, parenting, raising voice, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, self esteem, self worth, Server, special needs, Support

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9964
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7282
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a superhero? Look no further than our server! We have a special feature that gives all players the ability to fly, just like Superman! No need to worry about limitations here, because on our server, everyone can soar through the skies like a majestic eagle.

Join us and experience the thrill of flying high above the clouds, exploring the vast world of Minecraft like never before. Our server is perfect for players of all ages and abilities, whether you’re a seasoned pro or just starting out. Plus, with our friendly community of players, you’ll never feel alone on your epic flying adventures.

So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner superhero! Fly like the wind and show the world that disabilities are no match for your soaring spirit. Don’t let anything hold you back, not even gravity! Fly high, my friends, fly high!

TelAvivCraft Minecraft Server

Arabian Peninsula, Attack, Backed, ballistic missile, Conflict, Houthis, international relations, iran, Iran-backed, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Missile, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, Server, Tel Aviv, TelAvivCraft, Tension, threat, War

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6743
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Farms Harvested:	201
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, this server is so lit that even the houthis are tryna get in on the action! they be firin’ missiles left and right tryna land near tel aviv, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe from their shenanigans. join us for some epic minecraft battles and maybe even dodge a missile or two while you’re at it. who knew gaming could be so dangerous and exhilarating at the same time? come join the madness now!

HamasHostageHavoc

civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, gaza, Hamas, HamasHostageHavoc, high probability, hostages killed, IDF probe, international law, investigation, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strike, senior Hamas terrorist, strike, targeted killing, Terrorism, war crime

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7924
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got, like, dragons and unicorns and all that jazz. But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that does the Macarena on command. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a magical land where pigs fly and creepers give out free hugs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

Bust, consumption levels, Crafty, criminalization, criminalization of drug use, DRUG, drug addiction, drug laws, drug overdose, drug policy, drug supply, drug trafficking, drug use, drug-related deaths, drug-related deaths study, expensive drugs, healthcare needs, problematic use, public health, reduced consumption, reduced supply, Server, study, substance abuse

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Towns Built:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

Jobless Degenerates Minecraft Server

Challenges, coping mechanisms, Dead, Degenerates, discrimination, family, family dynamics, Fine, Gender Roles, Jobless, mental health, Minecraft, Schizophrenic, Server, societal issues, Struggles, Support, unemployment, wellbeing, Women, young males

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	19	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Zombie Dances:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where all the young males in our family are either jobless degenerates or dead, but don’t worry, the women are thriving! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the virtual world, building epic structures and battling mobs with our trusty diamond swords. Who needs a stable family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghosts of our unemployed relatives, adding an extra layer of excitement to your gameplay. So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our dysfunctional family Minecraft server!

Funny Ancestors 1800s Minecraft SMP

1800’s, ANCESTORS, controversial, cultural norms, Evil, funny, generational differences, History, Jail, Marriage, Minecraft, moral standards., Pedos, perspective, smp, social constructs, society, taboo, teenager girls, time period, time travel, West

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5248
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	246
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7241

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where time travel and questionable marriage choices are all part of the fun! Join us as we build a world where our ancestors from the 1800s would be considered criminals for marrying teenage girls. Who knew the Wild West was actually built by so-called “pedos”?! Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and hilarious adventures. Just make sure to leave your moral compass at the door!

DisownedCraft Minecraft Server

aita, apologized, Blamed, brother, college, Cruel, Debts, decent life, disowned, DisownedCraft, EMBARRASSMENT, family, financial trouble, financially, forgiveness, Friends, Harsh, Jobs, kicked out, Let it go, lost it, Minecraft, outing, parents, refusing to support, Rent, Server, stopped supporting, SURVIVE, torn, ultra-conservative, Younger Brother

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes on a whole new level! Join us for a chance to escape your own family issues and dive into a world where you can build, create, and thrive without any financial burdens.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or debts. Our server offers a safe space for you to express yourself and let go of any grudges you may be holding onto. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Join us now and let go of all your anger and resentment towards your family members. Build bridges instead of walls, and maybe even invite your brother to play with you. Who knows, maybe you’ll find a way to forgive him in the virtual world before doing so in real life.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the healing begin. Who knew Minecraft could be so therapeutic?

WifeGuardianCraft

Apology, attention seeking, Bikini, Boundaries, children, Confrontation, cultural sensitivity, cussing out, ethnicity, guests, host, Indian, insulting, Jealousy, offensive, pool party, representation, social etiquette, Vulgar, Wife, WifeGuardianCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	8
Dimension Hops:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9925	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of delicious stew! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns, just like the time I (M31) and my wife (F28) crashed a pool party!

Picture this: my wife, with her amazing figure and stunning bikini, causing a stir among the party guests. Our host and her friends were so jealous, they started throwing shade left and right. But when they called my wife an “attention whore,” I couldn’t hold back and let them have it!

Now, you may be thinking, “Why join this Minecraft server?” Well, let me tell you – we have the most diverse group of players, just like the mix of guests at that pool party. Represent your ethnicity and stand up for what’s right, even if it means causing a little chaos.

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as spicy as a jalapeño, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to speak your mind – just like I did at that unforgettable pool party!

NoobCraft: Why risk it?

aversion, avoidance, Boundaries, Caution, comfort zone, danger, disgust, dislike, fear, hesitation, LIMITATIONS, never try, Noobcraft, personal preference, Phobia, refusal, reluctance, Repulsion, Risk, Safety, self-preservation

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8919
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?

Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

Putin’s Missile Mayhem Minecraft Server

Conflict, Defense, defiance, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, leadership, long range missiles, MAYHEM, Military, Minecraft, Missile, pm, Polish, Political, putin, Putins, response, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Tension, Ukraine, Warning, Western

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mines Excavated:	3876	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like diamond armor that makes u invincible and enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit.

And get this, our server is so lit that even the Polish PM and Putin are playin’ on it. They have epic battles with snowballs and build giant statues of themselves out of blocks. it’s a sight to see, let me tell ya.

So what are u waitin’ for? come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it!