Cafe El Vaquero Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Strictly Prosperous Minecraft Server – Your only job is to NOT prosper.

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Focus	Minecraft SMP with a focus on community building and collaboration
Community	Active and welcoming community with regular gaming events
Rules	No hackers or griefers allowed, respect for other players is essential
Discord	All members must join the Discord server linked below

Join our Discord server here

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Minecraft server?	All members must join the Discord server and follow the instructions there for server access
Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?	Absolutely, no hackers or griefers allowed. Respect for other players is essential to our community
What kind of projects are currently underway on the server?	We have major build projects happening all the time, and players are encouraged to collaborate and contribute
Is there a specific age requirement to join the server?	We welcome players of all ages, but maturity and respect for others is expected

CringeCraft Minecraft Server

Anons, Assertiveness, Breaking Rules, Civilization, crime, crimepill, cringe, CringeCraft, DOMINANCE, feminine nature, good thief, Leeching, masculine trade, Minecraft, Protection, rules, Scrapping, Server, Skills, theft, true men, Whining, winning strategy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scrapping, theft, and leeching are not only allowed, but encouraged! In fact, they’re the only winning strategy!

We believe that being a good thief takes a great set of skills, and on our server, crime is the only masculine trade. It asserts your will against the will of others, making you the ultimate alpha player.

While some may whine about “muh civilization,” we know that true men break rules and assert their own. Women may follow rules because they rely on them, but on our server, we embrace the chaos of crime.

So if you’re ready to take the crimepill and join a server where anarchy reigns supreme, then come on over and show us what you’ve got! Just remember, on our server, anything goes – so watch your back and keep your loot close!

CompileTimeCraze Minecraft SMP

code compilation, coding process, CompileTimeCraze, computer science, critical thinking, developer productivity, development process, efficiency, good thing, long compile times, Minecraft, Optimization, problem solving, programming, Programming Languages, smp, software design, Software Development, software engineering, software performance, software testing, technical challenges, Time management

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	245	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Are you tired of those boring, quick-loading servers where you barely have time to grab a snack before jumping into the game? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the longest compile times in all of Minecraft history, but don’t worry, it’s actually a good thing.

Why, you ask? Because during those compile times, you can practice your interpretive dance skills, perfect your banana bread recipe, or even write a novel. Who needs instant gratification when you can have a full-blown talent show while waiting for the server to load?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the rarest blocks. Rumor has it that if you can find him and challenge him to a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes.

So come join us on our server where long compile times are a blessing in disguise, and who knows, you might just stumble upon Blocky Bob and his magical dance moves.

NoSleepMC Server

broken promises, cancer diagnosis, dirty tissues, Disney, Expenses, filet mignon, Friends, herniated disks, hurt feelings, Italian restaurant, lack of sleep, late waking, missed fireworks, money complaints, NoSleepMC, osteoporosis, Planning, rollercoasters, Server, thrill-seeking, tiramisu, vacation

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	156
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos that will make you forget all about your real-world problems.

Reasons to join our server: – Build your dream castle and defend it against zombie pigmen with diamond swords! – Explore a vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret dungeons that will challenge even the bravest of players! – Ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting arrows at creepers – because why not? – Engage in epic battles with your friends and show off your PvP skills in intense combat arenas! – Create your own mini-games and challenge others to see who is the ultimate Minecraft champion! – Join our community of players who are just as wacky and fun-loving as you are, and make new friends who share your love for all things Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the laughter and adventure begin! Just remember, no dirty Covid tissues allowed – we have standards here, people.

NiblingLoverCraft

aunt, Boundaries, Communication, Divorce, Empathy, family, family dynamics, judgment, love, misunderstandings, Nephews, NiblingLoverCraft, nieces, parenting, relationships, remarriage, RESPONSIBILITY, Siblings, societal expectations, stepfamily, uncle

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1036	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper!” Join us for a wild ride filled with coffee-fueled mom gossip and outrageous family dynamics.

Picture this: a group of moms sipping coffee and discussing Reddit stories about widows and aunts. Things take a turn when one mom, let’s call her Olivia, brings up a story about a widow banning the aunt from seeing the kids. Cue the gasps and the drama!

But wait, it gets even crazier. Our server is like a soap opera, with plot twists and unexpected turns at every corner. Imagine setting examples about divorce and remarriage, making your SIL wish she was anywhere but there. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and awkward moments that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a mix of coffee-fueled drama, Reddit stories, and family dynamics gone haywire? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the wild ride. Just be prepared for some serious mom gossip and unexpected plot twists along the way. It’s a virtual soap opera waiting to happen!

MoonKing Minecraft SMP

absolute power, celestial authority, celestial decree, celestial power, cosmic decree, cosmic ruler, decree, lunar decree, lunar governance, lunar leadership, lunar power, lunar rule, Minecraft, moon authority, moon control, moon governance, moon leadership, moon ruler, MoonKing, smp, space governance, space leadership, space ruler

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest moon ruler fantasies! Join us and become the supreme leader of your own lunar kingdom.

But be warned, the moon is a dangerous place filled with creepers in spacesuits and zombie astronauts. Your first decree as ruler must be to ban all moon cheese, as it is the primary source of power for the evil Endermen trying to take over your kingdom.

Join us now and show the universe who truly rules the moon! Just watch out for those pesky meteor showers, they can really ruin your day.

YuckyEatsCraft

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the grass is pink, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the infamous “Burp Block Challenge” where players must build the tallest tower made entirely out of burps. Trust us, it’s harder than it sounds! And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on the “Slime Slingshot Race” where you launch yourself across the map using nothing but slimes and sheer determination.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

KharkivCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, death toll, diplomatic efforts., eastern europe, human rights violations, international relations, Kharkiv region, KharkivCraft, loss of life, military aggression, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Russian attacks, Server, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, war zone

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

come join our minecraft server, where the only attacks you’ll face are from creepers and skeletons, not crazy russians! we promise no one will die, especially not innocent children. we have magical unicorns and flying pigs, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a diamond sword that shoots lasers! so leave the real world drama behind and come have some fun with us!

MoscowCraft Airport Chaos

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1103	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is our brains by how much fun we’re having! we’ve got more action than a drone attack in moscow oblast, with crazy adventures and wild battles that will make your head spin faster than a propellor. flights at three airports? pfft, who needs ’em when you can fly around in our server and explore all the insane builds and creations our players have come up with. join us now and see why everyone is buzzing about our server – it’s the bomb!

BlockBusters

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23

join this cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance. we got llamas with top hats and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers tell jokes and our skeletons do the macarena.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out glitter. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that loves cuddles and belly rubs.

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. just say the magic word “banana” and it will appear before your very eyes.

come join the fun and madness on our server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt. who needs boring old reality when you can escape to our wacky world of minecraft mayhem?