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GhostTankers Minecraft Server

Attacks, Conflict, Diplomacy, ENERGY, foreign policy, ghost fleet, GhostTankers, international relations, iran, Israel, Maritime, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil tankers, oil trade, Politics, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Terrorism, US

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4666
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Buildings Constructed:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7009	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

so, like, u know how Iran has this whole ‘ghost fleet’ of oil tankers, right? well, they been causin’ all sorts of trouble, like attackin’ Israel and stuff. so, the US was like, “nah, we ain’t havin’ that,” and they slapped sanctions on those ghost ships.

but guess what? our Minecraft server ain’t afraid of no ghost fleet! come join us and help us take down those spooky tankers with your blocky skills. we got crazy PvP battles, epic builds, and even a secret underwater base where we plan our attacks on the ghost ships.

plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock special powers that let you control the weather in the game. imagine summonin’ thunderstorms and tornadoes to wreak havoc on your enemies!

so, what are ya waitin’ for? come join our server and help us save Israel from the ghost fleet of oil tankers! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

TrumpTakedownCraft

assassination attempt, biden, Conflict, declaration of war, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, president, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, TrumpTakedownCraft, united states, US, Warning

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3226
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crops Grown:	7643	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dimension Hops:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! we got crazy pvp battles, like biden vs iran but in minecraft! if you join, you might even witness a showdown between trump and a creeper, now that’s what we call entertainment! so come on and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen!

BlockyRentHikeCraft

affordable housing, BlockyRentHikeCraft, college, cost of living, economic disparity, financial hardship, financial struggle, housing affordability, housing market, income inequality, inflation, living expenses, minimum wage, North Carolina, rental prices, studio apartment, wage disparity, wage gap, wage growth, wage increase, wage stagnation.

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Alien Abductions:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a time machine back to 1999 when minimum wage was $5.15, but instead of living in a crummy studio apartment in NC, u get to build ur own epic crib in da virtual world.

imagine mining for diamonds and gold while jamming out to the hottest 90s hits. u can even trade with other players for vintage snacks like dunkaroos and surge soda.

plus, our server has a secret portal that takes u to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. u can battle cheese monsters and collect rare cheese blocks to build the cheesiest castle ever.

so come join us and relive the glory days of 1999, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur dial-up internet connection). it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

MineHouse Network

Ad, bedrock, Claim, Contact, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, family, free, Friends, Indian, pe, Play, PORT, Property, Rixstongamer, Survival, Top, Trouble, Updates, voting system

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2280	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Indian Minecraft Server free to play and voting system Survival, Economy, Claim your Property, play with your Family, friends for free no ad and many more things Join our discord for updates link – https://dsc.gg/rixstongamer IP – play.minehouse.top Bedrock/PE Port – 25565 – IF you’re facing any trouble please contact us on discord – https://discord.gg/uMNyVRYydZ

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A Zombie Pigman Fixed My Door… Now It’s Stuck [SMP] [PVP] 1.21.1 Griefing No TPA No Map Resets Java Bedrock Compatible

1.21.1, bedrock, Bedrock Compatible, Compatible, Door, Fixed, Griefing, java, Map, No map resets, no TPA, Pigman, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, smp, Stuck, Tpa, zombie

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9064
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Welcome to A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

A semi-anarchy server where you can meet silly people and do silly things. Join today or else >:)

What We Offer
A “friendly” community who totally won’t grief your bases (they will)
Withers
Minimal rules
An incredibly bald owner

Server Details:

Host/IP: nocheatsmc.com
Running: 1.21.1 on Intel I7 7700k (4.2GhZ) 32GB RAM, 1TB Raid 0 SSD with daily backups.
Clients permitted: Default vanilla client, optifine, some clients that only help you improve fps and have no other features.
Location: Montreal, Canada
Difficulty: Hard.
Rule(s): No Cheating

FAQ:

Can I grief other players’ bases?

While we have a “friendly” community, griefing is allowed on this server.

Are hacks or cheats allowed on the server?

No, cheating is not allowed on the server.

What happens if I break the rules?

Breaking the rules may result in a ban from the server.

World Evils Confronting Minecraft Server

achievement, action, collective progress, Confronting, Contribution, ethical decision-making, Ethical Responsibility, Evils, evils of the world, Final End, global impact, Global Issues, Humanity, INDIVIDUALS, Interference, Minecraft, moral duty, personal growth, Positive Change, Server, social justice, societal change, thought, world

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1899
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Buildings Constructed:	46	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant anyone who finds it unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken. But beware, the potato is guarded by a horde of evil zombie villagers who are obsessed with disco dancing.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

So come on down to our server and experience the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might just end up becoming the ruler of the server and lead a llama army to victory. The fate of Minecraftia is in your hands!

Wow, this Pihole Thing Is Amazing Minecraft SMP

ad blocker, amazing, browsing, cybersecurity, digital privacy, DNS, internet security, Minecraft, network management, network security, online advertising, online security, pihole, privacy, Protection, smp, software, software tool, Tech, Technology, Tracking, website blocker, wow

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1207
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

“Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the wonders of the pihole! It’s like having a magical force field around your base that keeps out all the pesky creepers and zombies. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about late-night surprise attacks again. Plus, rumor has it that the pihole is actually a portal to a secret underground world filled with diamonds and rare loot. So come join us and uncover the mysteries of the pihole… if you dare!”

NoKidsMinecraftServer

career, children, Communication, Decision making, dreams, ENGAGEMENT, family, Fatherhood, future plans, high school sweethearts, household income, implantation bleeding, Kids, low-income, Marriage, Motherhood, NoKidsMinecraftServer, parenting, pregnancy scare, relationships, Support

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Star Shards Collected:	204
Buildings Constructed:	39	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build a castle, ride a pig, or even battle a dragon – the choice is yours! But wait, there’s more!

Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Implantation Bleeding Quest.” That’s right, we’ve got bleeding toilets, negative pregnancy tests, and emotional turmoil galore. Who needs real-life problems when you can have virtual ones on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning your own life choices in the process. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

TurkeyCraft DishDrama

brothers, Canadian Thanksgiving, city, Cooking, DishDrama, DISHES, EXCUSE, Expectations, family, flights, guests, Help, hot tub, Nephews, nieces, passive aggressive, Socialize, step-grandma, stupid reason, Thanksgiving, TurkeyCraft, youngest

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8974	Divine Spears Created:	23
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be the only one doing the dishes? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the only one expected to help out again. Our community is all about sharing the load, whether it’s fighting off creepers or washing dishes in the virtual world.

Plus, we have a special event every year where we reenact the Canadian Thanksgiving feast, complete with passive aggressive step-grandmas and bland food that you’ll have to pretend to enjoy. But hey, at least you won’t be the only one stuck doing the dishes afterwards!

So come join us for a hilarious and slightly dysfunctional Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual hot tub to relax in while everyone else is stuck scrubbing plates. It’s a wild ride, but definitely worth it for the laughs and memories.

ToxicSocietyGlorify – Minecraft SMP

beauty standards, body image, celebrity culture, competitiveness, consumerism, Fame, instant gratification, materialism, Minecraft, perfectionism, Popularity, power, smp, social media influencers, social status, success at all costs, Superficiality, toxic masculinity, ToxicSocietyGlorify, unrealistic expectations, validation, wealth, workaholism

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of society glorifying things like toxic masculinity and materialism? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing we glorify is building epic structures and trolling your friends with hilarious pranks.

Our server is like a magical land where toxic behavior is banned and creativity reigns supreme. We once had a player who built a giant toilet in the middle of the town square just for laughs, and it became a tourist attraction! Who knew poop could be so popular?

So if you’re ready to escape the toxicity of society and dive into a world where the only thing toxic is the occasional creeper explosion, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it.