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Dumb Down English Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3161
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	153	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is run by a group of sentient potatoes who have a secret plan to take over the world one block at a time.

But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja chickens who are dedicated to keeping the peace and ensuring that everyone has a good time. So come on down to our server and join in on the madness – just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen!

UnseenBeautiesMC SMP

Animal Behavior, animal kingdom, animal lovers, animal stereotypes, Animals, beauty, Creatures, Exotic animals, misunderstood, misunderstood animals, misunderstood creatures, Nature, negative reputation, Perception, smp, stigma, unappreciated, underrated beauty, UnseenBeautiesMC, wildlife, wildlife conservation, wildlife photography

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience wild adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t even get us started on the pranks – we’ve had players turn entire villages into giant mazes just for fun!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is because of the animals. Forget about the usual cows and sheep – on our server, we have a whole zoo of exotic creatures roaming around. Ever seen a pink llama with a top hat? How about a panda riding a horse? Yeah, we didn’t think so.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced in the world of Minecraft!

EdgeWorld Selfies

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1222
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where people think the Earth is flat? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a realm where the Earth is as round as a juicy watermelon! Our server is the perfect place for all you globe-believers out there who want to explore a world that actually makes sense.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can embark on epic quests to find the elusive edge of the world. Will you discover the truth about the Earth’s shape, or will you fall off the edge and into the abyss? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of penguin warriors who are hell-bent on protecting the Earth’s roundness at all costs. Join forces with these feathery fighters and take on the Flat Earthers in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prove once and for all that the Earth is round, just like a delicious pizza!

Blocky Baby Boom: No Abortions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8475
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

come join dis epic minecraft server where we dont ban abortions but we do ban boring gameplay! u can build ur own abortion clinic and perform virtual sterilizations on all da creepers and zombies! trust me, dey wont be coming back for round 2.

we got crazy mods like the “sterilization wand” and the “abortion potion” to help u in ur quest for population control. plus, if u join now, u get a free virtual vasectomy for ur character!

so come on down to our server where da only thing getting banned is boring gameplay!

SoulPvP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9347
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	551	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Vote for Us and Win Exciting Rewards! SoulPvP is a Network Consisting 2 gamemodes Lifesteal and FFA!

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Blocky Trump’s Dick Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Alien Abductions:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through a magical portal to a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and diamond-encrusted chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to build entire cities in a single click.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Milo Younopollis himself! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Ping Gura Minecraft SMP Frame Tweet

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Falling into the Void:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our pings are so unpredictable, you’ll never know when you’ll be notified about Gura’s tweets or Panko’s latest shenanigans. It’s like playing a game of hide and seek with your notifications, but the prize is joining in on the wildest adventures in Minecraft history. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

CraftySisterBetrayal

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Dimension Hops:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ores Mined:	6567	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be birthing are pixelated chickens! No need to worry about your husband blabbing your personal business to your sister, because on our server, the only gossip is about who built the best castle!

Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and explore without any pesky family members getting in the way. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll never have to worry about anyone spilling your virtual tea.

So say goodbye to real-life drama and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be miscarrying is your plans to leave the computer. Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

BlockBuster10 – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	222230

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie marathon on steroids! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and unforgettable moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might come face to face with the ultimate Minecraft villain. So grab your popcorn, sharpen your pickaxe, and get ready for the movie of a lifetime on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

BlockyBantsCraft

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! Our server is like a virtual rite of passage, where you’ll navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious obstacles that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.

So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.