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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 7952 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 153 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Forget about “aww le sad doggo episodes” and whiny moments, our server is all about epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable moments. Why settle for mediocrity when you can join a server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block) at all times?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!