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Crafty Land of Epic Fails: ‘Does this happen in your country?’

Country, country-specific traditions, Crafty, cross-cultural interactions, Cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural diversity, cultural norms, cultural observations, customs, Epic, Fails, global comparison, global perspectives, happen, international perspectives, Land, national identity, regional variations, social behavior, societal norms, societal practices, Traditions, worldwide practices

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows do the cha-cha, and creepers throw surprise birthday parties for players!

Our server is so wacky, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance-offs with the zombies. And don’t even get us started on the chickens who have formed their own rock band.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes! Just whisper your wildest dreams to it and watch as they magically come true. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it.

So come on over to our server and leave reality at the door. Because here, anything is possible – even a llama president running the show.

Otaku’s Heart: The Spiciest SMP Server in All the Land! Join Now for Vanilla Factions Madness on 1.20!

Active mods, Anime Server, bedrock, Community separation, Consensual wars, Discord, easter eggs, Events, Factions, grand opening, Heart, Join, Land, Lore, Lovely spawn, madness, Map Download, Mature individuals, Nations, otakus, Server, Server managers, smp, Spawn area, Spawn minigames, Spiciest, Vanilla, vanilla smp, Wide spawn

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8264
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	173

Server Name	SMP Server
Server Type	Vanilla SMP (Bedrock)
Features	Wide and lovely spawn area Events Nations Consensual wars Spawn minigames Active mods Map download every end season Lore & Easter eggs
Community	Combined with an anime discord server, but communities are separated
Preferred Age	Mature individuals

FAQ

Q: How can I join the SMP server?

A: You can join by visiting our Discord server and getting the necessary information and access.

Q: What version of Minecraft is supported?

A: The server is a Bedrock edition server.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience.

Q: Can I participate in the events on the server?

A: Yes, all players are welcome to participate in the events and activities hosted on the server.

Q: Is the server active and regularly updated?

A: Yes, we have active mods and regular updates to keep the server engaging and fun for all players.

UnfairCraft

Adversity, Challenges, coping mechanisms, dealing with people, good things happen, judgmental attitudes, life isn’t fair, life struggles, mental health, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, resilience, self improvement, SSRIs, stop whining, trying hard, UnfairCraft, unfairness, Weed

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mines Excavated:	4791
Dimension Hops:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where life isn’t fair but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles! We believe in tough love and telling it like it is.

Join us and experience the thrill of constantly being told to suck it up and stop whining, only to be reassured two minutes later that life is perfectly fair and you’re just not trying hard enough. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, but with blocks and creepers!

Our players are a unique bunch, probably due to all the SSRIs and “weed” they consume. But hey, who needs sanity when you have a diamond pickaxe, right?

So come on down to our server and embrace the chaos. Good things happen to good people, and on our server, you’ll never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!

Crafty Boobs Adventures

#bigbooblovers, #bigtitglobal, #bigtits, #bigtitsmatter, #ignoreandreport, #ignorehaters, #ignorenegativity, #largebreasts, #lovethetits, #paizuriislife, #raiderfreezone, #reportabuse, #reportbullies, #reportshitters, #trollfreezone, Adventures, Bigboobs, Boobs, Crafty, ltg, paizuri, Raiders, Trolls

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where paizuri reigns supreme! If you’re a fan of big personalities and even bigger… plots, then this is the place for you. We have a strict no-troll policy because we’re too busy building epic structures to deal with their shenanigans. And forget about small breasts, we only appreciate the finest pixelated assets here.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Boobplate Armor, rumored to grant the wearer the power of infinite paizuri. Battle against the evil Troll King who is trying to steal all the diamonds for himself, but watch out for his minions armed with tiny pickaxes.

So come on down to our server and experience a world where paizuri is love, paizuri is life. Just remember to keep those reporting fingers ready for any troublemakers who dare to disrupt our busty paradise.

QuackSMP: Where geese rule the land and the only PVE threat is angry mallards

accepting, Angry, building, Community, constant updates, Custom Plugins, Development, Geese, Help, Land, mallards, ONLINE, OWNER, Plugins, PvE, QuackSMP, Resets, rule, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Suggestions, Survival, threat, Updates, Welcoming

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Type	Survival
Plugins	Yes
Pay to Win	No

IP: 104.243.44.91

Discord: https://discord.gg/Z8scpkZDa9

Join us in a brand new survival SMP server with no resets and constant updates. We provide a welcoming and accepting community to all people. As the owner, I’m online often and ready to help out and take suggestions.

Also looking for anyone who would like to help develop the server with custom plugins and building!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I pay to win on this server?	No, we do not support pay to win mechanics.
Are there regular server resets?	No, we do not have regular resets on this server.
Is the community welcoming?	Yes, we have a welcoming and accepting community for all players.
How can I get involved in server development?	You can reach out to the owner for opportunities to help with custom plugin development and building.

BootyCraft LOLz

14th of the month, Booty Royale, BootyCraft, Cliffhanger, comedy, Continuation, Drama, Entertainment, Fan Service, Hagure Idol, Happy, high school, idol anime, IDOLS, japanese animation, lolz, long trail, Manga adaptation, Music, Otaku, pop culture, romance, Suspense

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1088
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	283
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	453	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our crazy adventure where every 14th of the month, we celebrate by throwing a virtual party in the game! Expect fireworks, dancing villagers, and even a surprise appearance from Herobrine himself (just kidding…or are we?).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land causing chaos and mayhem. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their antics? The choice is yours!

So why wait? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

Crafty LOLs: Where we mine for laughs and build epic fails! ‘So is her game coming out or what?’

anticipation, BUILD, Coming, Crafty, Epic, EXCITEMENT, Fails, Game, game announcement, game development, game industry, game launch, game release, game release anticipation, game release date, game release excitement, game release speculation, Gaming Community, Gaming news, laughs, launch date, lols, release date, speculation, upcoming release, video game, Waiting

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of waiting for that game to come out? Well, why not join our Minecraft server instead! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you forget all about that other game. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

Verda Realms: Where chopping trees leads to epic battles over crafting tables!

Adventure, alliances, Architecture, Battles, Biomes, Castles, chopping, Cities, Crafting, creativity, Discord, Epic, Forests, Fortifications, History, Kingdoms, landscape, Leads, Medieval, Mountains, Realms, rulers, smp, Tables, terrains, Trees, vassalizing, Verda

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Love Letters Sent:	4

Feature	Description
Forge Alliances with Medieval Factions	The power to shape the fate of nations lies in your hands. With our Medieval Factions plugin, forge alliances with fellow rulers and assert your dominance by vassalizing your friends.
Experience a Large Biome World	Dive into the heart of adventure as you traverse a sprawling landscape, teeming with diverse biomes. Conquer towering mountains, dense forests, and navigate terrains to claim your place in history. Large biomes also makes the journey more realistic and challenging.
Build your own Kingdom	Let your creativity soar as you craft sprawling castles, picturesque cities, and awe-inspiring fortifications. Embrace the classical allure of medieval architecture or draw inspiration from bygone eras to leave your mark on the land.

FAQ

How do I forge alliances with other factions?

To forge alliances with other factions, you can use the Medieval Factions plugin on our server. This allows you to form alliances and vassalize other factions to assert dominance.

What is the benefit of experiencing a Large Biome World?

Experience a Large Biome World adds depth and challenge to your gameplay. It offers diverse landscapes to explore, conquer, and build on, making your journey more realistic and engaging.

Can I build my own Kingdom on this server?

Yes, you can build your own Kingdom on our server. Let your creativity run wild as you craft castles, cities, and fortifications to leave your mark on the land.

Crafty Envy

Admiration, bitterness, comparison, Competition, coveting, covetous, Crafty, desire, discontent, envious, envy, green-eyed monster, grudge, Insecurity, jealous, longing, Malicious, possessive, Resentment, Rivalry, spiteful

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!

Join our server if you want to ride on a flying pig while shooting laser beams from your eyes at unsuspecting players. We have a secret underground city filled with diamond blocks and a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano (don’t worry, we have fireproof armor for you).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, and if you’re lucky, you might even find a unicorn roaming around the spawn area.

So why wait? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends. Jealous yet? You should be!

Pixelated Pop Culture Paradise: Movies, TV, Games, and Kikes Galore!

BRAINWASHING, Censorship, controversial, cultural influence, culture, Entertainment, Ethics, Evil, faggotry, films, Galore, games, influence, kikes, LGBTQ Representation, Manipulation, Media, morality, movies, Paradise, pixelated, political ideologies, pop, Propaganda, shows, social commentary, societal impact, subliminal messaging, video games

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is like a wild mix of all your favorite films, shows, and video games – but with a hilarious twist!

Join us if you want to experience a world where faggotry and evil political ideologies reign supreme – but in a totally ridiculous and over-the-top way! Imagine building your own base inspired by your favorite movie villains, or teaming up with other players to overthrow the government in a wacky, cartoonish fashion.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible – as long as it’s completely bonkers!