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When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6206
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Enchantments Applied:	86

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyCreeperCocktails

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8922
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	3289	Buildings Constructed:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness Biden sucking cock… wait, what? Just kidding! That’s not actually happening on our server (we promise), but we do have some crazy shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of killer chickens armed with diamond swords. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, a mysterious creature who roams the land causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to track him down and uncover the truth behind his existence?

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you’ll never forget. Just remember, Biden may not be sucking cock here, but the fun and craziness never stop!

Czech out CZCHAN.ORG for some Slovak-tingling Minecraft fun! Join us now!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8539
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Emeralds Found:	1906	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Hey there, fellow gamers and meme enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because Czchan.org is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Czech and Slovak 4Channers who know how to have a good time. We’ve got memes for days, crazy builds that will blow your mind, and a community that will make you feel right at home (as long as you can handle the banter).

But wait, there’s more! We’re pushing the admins to create a /int/ board because we believe in global unity through the power of memes. Who knows what kind of shenanigans will go down in there?

So what are you waiting for? Join Czchan.org today and become part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re easily offended, then maybe stay away). See you on the server, comrades! 🤪🎮🤣

Chaosville Funland

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7746
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Welcome to the land of Pure Distilled Korosanium, where the diamonds shine brighter than your future and the creepers are just misunderstood pets! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Korosanium tree, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to climb to the top. But beware, the tree is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious treasure.

If you’re feeling adventurous, dive into the depths of our custom-made dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons who challenge you to a dance-off before letting you pass.

So why wait? Join Pure Distilled Korosanium today and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of unlimited cake!

Fate’s Folly: Where Minecraft meets chaos and hilarity!

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8696
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	391	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Void Gems Collected:	23	Endless Night Skies:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle against evil zombies, and building the most epic castles made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of explosive green creatures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

Boomer Blockheads

Blockheads, boomer, culture, drawings, FIX, gen z, generation, internet, jerking off, Losers, Maturity, millennial, Pathetic, real woman, relationships, sad, self improvement, Social Skills, society, Technology, Virgin Zoomers, zoomers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3077
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Animals Bred:	195
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of zoomers being total losers and jerking off to drawings instead of interacting with real women? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and say goodbye to sad and pathetic behavior. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. So come on, join us and start living your best blocky life!

Mine By Moonlight – A Minecraft Server for Dead By Daylight Fans!

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Crops Grown:	9003
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a Piggu edition of Dead By Daylight! Picture this: you’re a killer pig on a mission to catch those pesky survivors who are trying to repair generators and escape. But wait, there’s a twist – the survivors are actually a team of dancing pigs trying to outsmart you!

Join our server for the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. We have bug fixes that will make you squeal with joy, and all things wicked that will leave you oinking for more. Our developer updates are so wild, they’ll make you question reality.

Visit our official website if you dare, and check out our patch notes that are more entertaining than a pig doing a backflip. Need some tips and tricks? Our wiki has got you covered with all the pig-tastic information you need.

And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs – because who wouldn’t want to see a pig in a top hat chasing after a group of dancing survivors? So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for a pig-tastic adventure like no other! Oink oink! 🐷🎮

Softbot Adventures: Where Big Dreams and Big Laughs Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Star Shards Collected:	174	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dating life? Look no further! Join our server and experience a whole new level of adventure and excitement.

We have creeper cuddling sessions where you can snuggle up to those explosive cuties and feel the weight of their love. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you want to eat them out (just make sure to have some TNT handy).

Looking to start a Minecraft family? We’ve got you covered! Our server is the perfect place to find your blocky soulmate and start building a life together. Who needs a real family when you can have a pixelated one?

And if you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for some truly outrageous fun. We’ve got jobs for you to do, savings to be made, and a height requirement because why not? Plus, if you’re willing to move around, you’ll fit right in with our crazy crew.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see why we’re the best place to find love, adventure, and maybe even a few explosive surprises. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Liberté Land

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8778	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Runes Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is all about LIBERTÉ, EGALITÉ, and FRATERNITÉ! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty AF: The only reason we still play Minecraft

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner warrior and show off your epic fighting skills? Look no further, because our server is the sole reason why people still play Soul Calibur 6!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy challenges, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense that even the creepers are afraid to step foot in our world. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon himself tried to challenge our top player to a duel, but ended up running away with his tail between his legs!

But that’s not all – we have legendary loot, secret dungeons, and even a hidden hot tub where you can relax after a long day of slaying mobs. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

ApocBlock: Where the only thing scarier than the zombies is running out of diamonds!

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6355
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Enchantments Applied:	280	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the apocalypse is in full swing and the only goal is to survive in the chaos! Forget about preventing or causing the end of the world, here you just have to focus on not getting eaten by zombies or blown up by creepers.

Join us for the ultimate challenge of staying alive in a world where everything is out to get you. Build your shelter, scavenge for resources, and watch out for other players who might try to steal your precious loot.

But beware, the apocalypse has brought out some truly bizarre creatures, like mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and giant spiders that ride on top of skeleton horses. Can you survive long enough to uncover the secrets of this strange new world?

So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to outlast the apocalypse. Just remember, in this world, the only rule is: survive at all costs!