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DiamondsForDudes

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	405
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Holy Grails Found:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft server and find out the answer to this age-old question! We have a secret hidden in our virtual world that will blow your mind and have you questioning everything you thought you knew about gender equality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a pack of highly trained ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. So come on, join us and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

EuroCraft2025 Minecraft Server

2025, Diplomacy, duda, eastern europe, EU Expansion, EU Presidency, EuroCraft2025, European affairs, European Commission, European Council, european integration, european parliament, european politics, european union, European Union expansion, foreign policy, international relations, Minecraft, Poland, Poland presidency, Poland-EU relations, Server, Ukraine integration

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	2303

come join our minecraft server where we pretend to be the president of poland in 2025 and our main goal is to make ukraine join the EU in the most epic way possible! we have crazy events like building giant EU flags out of diamond blocks and having epic battles against evil mobs that represent anti-EU forces.

duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!

plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!

UkraineWarzoneCraft

Border skirmishes, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, Conflict in Eastern Europe, Eastern Europe conflict, Eastern Ukraine conflict, Fighting intensifies, Heavy Russian casualties, international conflict, military casualties, military conflict, political tensions, russian aggression, russian military, Ukraine contact line, Ukraine crisis, ukraine russia conflict, UkraineWarzoneCraft, war casualties, war in Ukraine, war zone

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Dragon Eggs Found:	740	Volcanoes Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can unleash ur inner warrior and fight like a russian soldier in ukraine but without the actual danger lol. we got intense battles happening all the time, just like in the real world but with pixelated graphics and blocky landscapes. u can be the hero of ur own story and lead ur army to victory against the enemy, just watch out for those creepers tho they’re more dangerous than any enemy soldier. join now and experience the thrill of war without actually getting hurt, what more could u ask for in a minecraft server?

Cough Crafters: Chronic Chronicles

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	31
Endless Night Skies:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

so, liek, imagine dis crazy server where coughs be da main event, yo. we gotz dis epic technology dat monitors ur coughs 24/7, cuz u never know when a coughin’ spree gon’ hit, amirite? u can’t miss out on all da wild cough dynamics happenin’ on dis server, it’s like a coughin’ extravaganza up in here. join now for da most intense cough monitoring experience of ur life, u won’t regret it, cough cough cough!

FaberNetworkMC

Adventures, boss models, Bosses, Cross-Play, custom abilities, Custom Items, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Jobs, Leveling system, Loot, MCMMO, mob models, mobs, Pets, PvE, PvP, Quests, Survival, Towns, Towny, TRADES, Vanilla, vanilla style

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Crops Grown:	4059	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3325
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.

Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.

Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.

Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.

Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.

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Seething Criollos Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and farming crops? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of angry criollos and a band of fearless adventurers. Why did this truth make criollos seethe, you ask? Because they were tired of being outshined by our players’ amazing building skills and epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can mine for rare diamonds while dodging lava traps and zombie hoards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you unlimited power (and bragging rights).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see why criollos everywhere are seething with jealousy over the fun and excitement that awaits you!

Infinite Ouro Kronii – Minecraft SMP – 19:00

#Daydreami, #kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, Anniversary BGM, Bijou PoV, Birthday BGM, Collabs, COVER Corp, cover song, current schedule, Dancing MIRAGE, defamation, Fanfic Listing, Fauna PoV, game bgm, Handy links, Infinite, Kiara PoV, Kronii, Kronii Love, Kronii PoV, Kronii’s 3rd Anniversary merch, Leaks.., Member BGM, Merch List, Minecraft, MirageChallenge, Music, original song, Our Promise, Ouro, ouro kronii, Raora PoV, Rise, Shiori PoV, shorts, smp, Souten ni Moyu, Space, STREAMS, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	213	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Hey there, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is home to the legendary Kronii, who is not only a Minecraft master but also a space wizard. Yes, you heard me right, she can do space on the computer. Who needs NASA when you have Kronii?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with epic moments like when Kronii joins the game and chaos ensues. You can even watch the hilarious PoVs of other players like Shiori, Raora, Kiara, Bijou, and Fauna. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers.

And let’s not forget the tags we use on the server like #kroniijokes for memes and #kroniirotic for NSFW art (yes, we have that too). Plus, we have a handy free chat room where you can chat with fellow players and plan your next epic build.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and most importantly, show Kronii some love! Who needs diamonds when you have Kronii?

ExBoyfriendGrief – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, breakup advice, breakup aftermath, breakup closure, breakup experience, breakup feelings, breakup growth, breakup journey, breakup lessons, breakup recovery, breakup reflection, breakup stories, breakup support, coping with breakup, emotional pain, ExBoyfriendGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationships, smp

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magic Items Found:	3975
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, wishing you had someone to share your diamonds with? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your new in-game soulmate! We have a track record of bringing together players who have just broken up with their significant others and helping them find love again in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who needs therapy when you can build a new relationship block by block? Join us now and let’s craft some love together!

CraftyKarateLady

Confidence, confidence building, CraftyKarateLady, empowerment, Martial Arts, martial arts for beginners, martial arts for confidence, martial arts for self confidence, martial arts for self defense, martial arts for self defense for women, martial arts for small stature, martial arts for women, martial arts styles, martial arts training, self defense, self defense classes, self defense for women, self defense techniques, self protection, small lady, Women’s self-defense

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3123
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you tired of getting picked on by creepers and zombies in Minecraft? Join our server and learn the ancient art of Creeper-jitsu! Our expert instructors will teach you how to kick, punch, and explode your way to victory. No more hiding in caves, it’s time to show those mobs who’s boss! Plus, rumor has it that our secret technique, the Ender Dragon Dropkick, is unbeatable. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in Minecraft!

BlockWars: US$17.9 Bil Aid to Israel

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	3799
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S LIT AF? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LITERALLY MADE OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA-CHA SLIDE, AND SKELETONS THAT TWERK LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

PLUS, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENCHANTED WEAPONS AND ARMOR THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A GOD!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND!