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CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8267
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Emeralds Found:	2133
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5541
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2776
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Animals Bred:	86	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	1741
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	247527	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	9589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Potions Brewed:	181
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2547	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Votes:	6240	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mines Excavated:	3129
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7202
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Dimension Hops:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8553
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
New Chunks Explored:	420948	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1633
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6855
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Votes:	9031	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	6679
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	3717
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	4280	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!