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Cringe Minecraft SMP Sequence

Anime, anime trope, awkward, awkward moment, cringe, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, forced, Minecraft, odd, out of place, scripted, sequence, smp, social faux pas, Social Interaction, strange, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable situation, unnatural, unrealistic, unrealistic scenario, weird

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zombie Dances:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on the backs of the creepers, where the chickens have formed a rebellion against the cows, and where the villagers have started their own underground dance club.

Join us if you’re ready to embark on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond-encrusted potato or battling the evil Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with zany characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end, from the mischievous prankster who keeps turning everyone’s houses into giant mushrooms to the mysterious wizard who can summon llamas at will.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within the server lies a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden pickaxes and magical potions that will give you superhuman abilities. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and claim the ultimate prize?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky skeletons and their killer dance moves!

ScanFailCraft

aita, cashier, Checkout, DISCOUNT, Food, Friend, hm, hoodie, item, Jeans, Mall, mistake, new cashier, OBLIGATION, pay back, Receipt, sale, Scan, ScanFailCraft, Upset

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Emeralds Found:	7663
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Join us and embark on epic quests, build magnificent structures, and maybe even score some free loot along the way (just kidding, please don’t steal in-game items). Who knows, you might even find a friend who’s willing to pay for your virtual hoodie just for the laughs.

So come on, join our server and let the fun begin! Just remember, always scan your own hoodies before leaving the virtual checkout.

ObsidianAddictz

clandestine hobby, covert passion, esoteric interest, hidden hobby, hidden passion, little-known obsession, mysterious hobby, niche fascination, obscure hobby, obscure interest, ObsidianAddictz, overlooked hobby, rare preoccupation, secret fixation, uncommon obsession, uncommon preoccupation, underappreciated interest, underrated obsession, undiscovered fixation, unique obsession, unknown interest

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Join our Minecraft server and discover the hidden obsession you never knew you had – building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats! Yes, that’s right, on our server, llamas rule the land and they demand to be dressed to impress. But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers and the zombies are the life of the party. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join us and let your llama-loving, disco-dancing side shine!

Skillful Question Master

Master, question.., skillful

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2284
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

so you wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, dis server is da bomb diggity yo. we got pigs flyin’ around with diamond wings, creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, and villagers breakdancin’ like nobody’s business.

if you join dis server, you’ll be able to ride on a rainbow unicorn while shootin’ laser beams outta your eyes. we got a secret underground disco party with DJ Enderman spinnin’ the sickest beats. and don’t even get me started on our pet dragon army, they’ll protect you from any pesky zombies tryna steal yo diamonds.

so come on down to dis server and join da fun, cuz we got more craziness than a chicken tryna play basketball. trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyParty: Extreme Edition

active users, American politics, BlockyParty, cross-party, digital communication, digital platforms, disapproval, Edition, EXTREME, extremism, online behavior, online communities, online engagement, polarization, political discourse, political polarization, political relations, public opinion, social media, social trends, social-networking, twitter, user behavior

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Farms Harvested:	418

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE TWITTER BUT IN MINECRAFT, WE GOT POLARIZING CONTENT FOR DAYS, JOIN IF U WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY CROSS-PARTY POLITICAL RELATIONS. OUR USERS ARE MORE EXTREME THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION, SO IF U WANNA GET LIT AND HAVE SOME WILD CONVOS, THIS SERVER IS FOR U. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS GALORE AND A SECRET UNDERWORLD FULL OF ZOMBIE PIGMEN READY TO PARTY. COME JOIN THE MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (MAYBE).

What are Minecraft servers like CivEarth v5 ?

Auctions, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Fishing, java, Map, MCMMO, Minecraft, Plugins, Port19132, PvE, PvP, Pvp duels, Quests, Realms, Resources, Siegewar, Staff, Towny, Vehicles

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3662
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

EarthMC – EarthMC is a popular Earth map server that offers a similar gameplay experience to CivEarth v5. Players can join towns, nations, and build their own unique creations on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthSMP – EarthSMP is another Earth map server that provides players with a 1:1000 scale map to explore and conquer. With a focus on community and building, players can create their own towns, nations, and participate in various events.
EarthTowny – EarthTowny is a Towny-based server set on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth. Players can join towns, build their own nations, and engage in diplomatic relations with other players to create a thriving community.
EarthWars – EarthWars is a unique server that combines elements of Towny, PvP, and strategy. Players can join nations, engage in battles for territory, and experience a dynamic and immersive gameplay experience on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth.
EarthCraft – EarthCraft is a Towny-based server that offers a 1:1000 scale map of Earth for players to explore and build on. With a focus on community and collaboration, players can join towns, nations, and participate in various events to create a thriving in-game world.

towny.civearth.net:25563

🌷BESTIX🌷SURVIVAL🌷BOUGHTER🌷SHOP🌷 Minecraft server

Antispam, BESTIX, BOUGHTER, Cases, Jobs, Magic, Minecraft, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

The owner of the server «BESTIXSURVIVINGBUYERSHOP» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

up.bestixworld.ru

Hold Up Minecraft Server

Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7143
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.

FinishKing Minecraft SMP

ATTACKING, Dembele, Finishing, FinishKing, football, goal conversion, goal opportunities, goal scoring chances, goal scoring efficiency, goal-scoring, goal-scoring ability, la liga, Ligue 1, Minecraft, player performance, psg, real madrid, scoring chances, smp, Soccer, sports, sports analysis, STRIKER

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2052	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Are you tired of watching your favorite players miss easy shots like a toddler playing soccer for the first time? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and witness the most epic fails in finishing you’ve ever seen. We’ve got players missing shots left and right, with accuracy worse than a blindfolded llama trying to hit a bullseye. It’s a sight to behold, trust us. So if you’re looking for some hilarious moments and jaw-dropping misses, come join us and experience the ultimate in comedic finishing fails.

FundieCraft: NoRedistributionNeeded

Benefits, car accident, college, college fund, Conflict, Conversation, deceased daughter, decision, education, family, FundieCraft, Grief, Honor, Inheritance, Memory, NoRedistributionNeeded, redistribution, scholarship, Siblings, Tragedy, UNFAIR

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4293
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension Hops:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor the memory of our fallen player, Morgan! Our server is filled with opportunities for fun and adventure, just like Morgan would have wanted.

Join us and explore our virtual world, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content. Just like Morgan had big dreams of becoming a nurse, you too can pursue your passions in our server.

But beware, just like Morgan’s tragic car accident, there are dangers lurking around every corner in our Minecraft world. Watch out for creepers, zombies, and maybe even a drunk driver (okay, maybe not that last one, but you get the idea).

And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of the four scholarships worth $2500 each that we give out in Morgan’s memory every year. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the lucky winner and get to pursue your dreams just like Morgan wanted to.

So come join us on our server, where we keep the memory of Morgan alive and kickin’. And remember, just like William, don’t be a sore loser if you don’t get all the college fund money you were hoping for. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉