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Minecraft SMP – MS Paint Draw Thread

all skill levels, art, artist resources, Community, creativity, Discord, doodles, download links, draw, drawing, Fun, layer styles, Minecraft, MS Paint Draw Thread, mspdt, paint, Past Threads., pressure-free, Resources, silly, smp, Thread, Tips

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Are you tired of sweating over your pixel-perfect builds in Minecraft? Do you just want to chill and draw some silly doodles without any pressure of being good? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Picture this: you log onto the server and instead of mining for diamonds, you’re drawing ridiculous masterpieces with your fellow players. No need to worry about being a Picasso-level artist, all skill levels are welcome here! And the best part? You don’t even have to use MS Paint if you don’t want to. Get creative and have fun in our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground art gallery hidden within the server, filled with the most bizarre and hilarious drawings you’ve ever seen. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of Artistic Champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just become the next Bob Ross of the block!

ScaredCraft: Dare to Build!

Adventure, Bravery, breaking barriers, BUILD, conquering fears, courage, embracing fear, facing challenges, facing fears, overcoming obstacles, personal growth, pursuing dreams, pushing boundaries, ScaredCraft, Self Discovery, self improvement, stepping into the unknown, stepping out of comfort zone, Taking Risks, trying new things, trying something new

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting fireworks out of a diamond-encrusted bow? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and questionable decisions. Who needs to be scared when you can have this much fun? So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will leave you questioning your life choices.

RedLineRumble Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, long-range strikes, military conflict, military strategy, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, political tension, putin, Red Lines, RedLineRumble, russia, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Towns Built:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ores Mined:	4452	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
New Chunks Explored:	347186	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.

BabyBlockers Minecraft

BabyBlockers, birth rate, career focus, childfree, Chile, cultural norms, Decision making, declining birth rates, demographics, Family Planning, fertility, gender equality, Minecraft, Motherhood, personal choice, population decline, reproductive health, social trends, societal expectations, south america, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Ores Mined:	9799	Astral Projections Made:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the birth rate is so low cuz all the women are too busy playing minecraft! we have magical powers that make you never want to leave the game, like seriously, we had a player who tried to log off and ended up getting sucked into the computer screen, now they live in minecraft land forever! plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are throwing parties instead of exploding. so come on, join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Steam Bucket Prank Shop

#Automotive, auto parts, bucket, bucket of steam, comedy, funny, gag gifts, hilarious, humor, inventory, joke products, Mechanics, new guy, Practical Jokes, prank, pranks, Shop, shop supplies, Steam, stores, Tools, Trickery, unexpected items, workplace humor

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this minecraft server, and suddenly you’re transported to a world where auto parts stores sell joke products! like, you ask for a bucket of steam as a joke, but then they actually have it! can you believe it? it’s like a dream come true for all the pranksters out there. join our server for a chance to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable adventures in minecraft. who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wild and hilarious world! come on, what are you waiting for? hop on and let the madness begin!

Plasma Hole Blasters

astronomical discovery, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, Blasters, Celestial, Cosmic, discovery, emission, Galactic, Gigantic, Hole, jets, Massive, massive black hole, pair, Phenomenon, Plasma, plasma jets, scientific observation, Space, Universe

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3

OMG GUYS, DIS SERVER BE LIKE A GIANT BLACK HOLE WITH PLASMA JETS SHOOTIN’ OUT EVERYWHERE! IT’S LIT AF, YOU GOTTA JOIN TO EXPERIENCE DA CRAZINESS. IMAGINE BUILDIN’ YOUR HOUSE WHILE DODGIN’ PLASMA JETS, IT’S A REAL ADRENALINE RUSH, YO. PLUS, THE BLACK HOLE BE LIKE A PORTAL TO ANOTHER DIMENSION WHERE PIGS FLY AND CREEPERS WEAR TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WEIRD TOGETHER!

No, I really don’t think Minecraft server

competitive, competitive online games, dont, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, not amusing, not captivating, not engaging, not enjoyable, not entertaining, not exciting, not fun, not interesting, not pleasurable, not satisfying, not stimulating, not thrilling, online gaming, Server, video games

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1152
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of sweating it out in competitive online games? Are you sick of try-hards ruining your gaming experience? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only competition is who can build the most ridiculous structures using only pink wool and obsidian!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to relax and have a good time without worrying about K/D ratios or toxic players. We have a strict “no try-hard” policy, so you can rest easy knowing that no one will judge you for building a giant statue of a llama wearing sunglasses.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a fortune in diamonds by trading with chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he will grant you three wishes (as long as one of those wishes is for more chickens).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the only competition is who can build the most outrageous and hilarious creations!

Who Should Kelani Jordan Drop The Title To Minecraft SMP

Championship, Drop, Jordan, Kelani, Kelani Jordan, Minecraft, professional wrestling, smp, Title, title challenger, title contender, title defense, title holder, Title Match, title match prediction, title match speculation, title opportunity, title reign, Title shot, wrestling, wrestling champion, wrestling championship feud, wrestling fans, wrestling industry, wrestling rivalries, wrestling storylines

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! Kelani Jordan is the reigning champion, but who will she drop the title to next? Will it be the mysterious Enderman who always wears a tuxedo? Or maybe the chicken farmer who has a secret underground lair filled with TNT? Join now and find out, because on our server, anything can happen! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who tells the best jokes. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

SleepyDadCraft

anger, blocked, Boundaries, brother, childcare, Communication, Decision making, Divorce, emergency, family, Father, Frustration, Job, nephew, parenting, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Sleep, SleepyDadCraft, work

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a pig riding a minecart!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as epic as defeating the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword. Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like the one in the story above. You’ll never know what crazy antics your fellow players will get up to next!

Imagine logging on to find your brother has built a giant statue of you out of diamond blocks, just because you didn’t watch his virtual pet sheep while he went mining. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s RAM). Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos with us? See you in the game, and remember: always watch out for those sneaky creepers!

BlockyLoveRetreat

10. Uncertain feelings, 11. Relationship advice, 12. Understanding men, 13. Relationship patterns, 14. Emotional triggers, 15. Relationship challenges, 16. Men’s behavior, 17. Fear of rejection, 18. Relationship uncertainty, 19. Men’s perspective, 2. Pursuing a girl, 20. Relationship setbacks., 3. Relationship dynamics, 4. Fear of commitment, 5. Mixed signals, 6. Emotional distance, 7. Communication breakdown, 8. Insecurities in men, 9. Conflicting emotions, BlockyLoveRetreat, Men pulling back

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1451
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have your pickaxe break just as you find them? Well, on our server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our pickaxes are made of unbreakable enchanted obsidian! Plus, we have a secret potion that makes creepers dance the Macarena instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So why do men suddenly pull back after pursuing a girl? Because they’ve discovered our server and are too busy building epic castles and riding pigs into battle to worry about anything else! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!