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CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where Femhumies roam free and rule the land! We have a special edition just for Femhumies where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the world!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret war brewing within the server that will keep you on your toes. Join a faction and fight for glory and honor in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a special invite to the NA WoWg community where you can join the X-faction and dominate the virtual world. Plus, our EU guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, on Argent Dawn is always looking for new members to join their crazy adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and bee nice to other busybodies as you embark on the wildest Minecraft journey of your life! Bzzbzz!

Grotesquerie Minecraft SMP Countdown

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, treasure hunts for diamond-encrusted potatoes, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every Friday where players have to navigate through a maze filled with exploding pigs and lava traps to win a prize of enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where interacting with new players may result in them getting fired… from the game! Just like how Zack and Dana were let go after crossing paths with our new player, you too can experience the thrill of unexpected consequences in our virtual world.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and chaos, where asking for extra resources may lead to unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with a fellow player over virtual towels!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the cutthroat world of our Minecraft server. Just remember, in this game, there are no guarantees – except for a good time filled with laughter and outrageous stories. Join now and see if you have what it takes to thrive in our crazy virtual universe!

MommaBan Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the name of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Looking for a place to escape the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be yourself. Plus, we promise not to judge your body or your baby-watching decisions like some people in real life do.

Join us now and let’s build a world where everyone is welcome, no matter what their mother-in-law thinks. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Instant Cure City

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join dis epic minecraft server where u can cure ur colds and headaches with advanced tech!!! no more lame excuses for canceling plans, just hop on da server and feel better instantly!!! we got magical potions and healing spells dat will make u feel like a superhero!!! come join da fun and never worry about being sick again!!! plus, we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from da zombie apocalypse, cuz u never know when dat sh*t gonna go down!!! so join now and be prepared for anything!!! #curemyheadache #zombiebunkerparty

Under Construction Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows do the moonwalk, and creepers throw dance parties instead of blowing up your stuff. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself asked for an invite (we said no because he’s a total party pooper).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can bust a move with skeletons and zombies who have killer dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, not literally…we hope). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a hilarious story to tell your friends.

Zero Blu-ray Box Minecraft SMP: Aldnoah New Episode

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🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual rollercoaster ride! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond armor and weapons that can only be accessed by doing the Chicken Dance in real life while playing the game. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who will challenge you to a build-off every full moon. If you win, you get a lifetime supply of golden apples. If you lose, well, let’s just say you don’t want to lose.

3. We have a hidden dimension called the Potato Realm where everything is made out of potatoes. Want a potato pickaxe? Done. Potato armor? You got it. Potato pets? Absolutely.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your virtual life! Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon the fabled EP24.5: Fragments of Rain -The Penultimate Truth- episode while mining for diamonds. 😉🥔🎉 #PotatoPower

OverworkedOcelot Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a place to escape the real world and let loose in a virtual one? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be overwhelmed with is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Our server is the perfect reset button for when life gets too stressful.

Need a break from your annoying boss? Come build a castle and pretend they’re the evil dragon trying to take it down. Sick of your noisy neighbors? Take out your frustrations by creating elaborate redstone traps to prank your fellow players.

And if you’re feeling really adventurous, join our weekly “Hunger Games” style events where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies (not redeemable in real life, sorry). So come join us and let your creativity run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Caution: May cause addiction

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Warning: Joining this server may cause uncontrollable laughter, extreme happiness, and an addiction to building pixelated worlds. Our server is so fun, even creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! From epic build battles to hilarious mini-games, you’ll never want to log off. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic dance-offs. So come join us, but be warned – you may never want to leave!

01/01/01 One-on-One Fun

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz like, someone probably had a one-on-one on 01/01/01 and it was LIT AF. Like, they were building a house and then BAM, a creeper came outta nowhere and blew it all up. But instead of getting mad, they just started a dance party with the creepers and skeletons. It was wild, man. And now, that energy is still flowing through the server, making it the most epic place to play Minecraft. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Plus, we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs. What more could you ask for? Let’s get this party started, y’all! 🎉🐑🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	821	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Dragon Scales Harvested:	216	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9898
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

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