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WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

Blocky Brown Minecraft Server

#venting, Angry, bitterness, blocky, BROWN, BROWNCELS, Frustrated, incel, internet culture, Loneliness, male entitlement, marginalized group, Minecraft, Misogyny, negative emotions, Online Community, online forums, Resentment, seethe, self-pity, Server, social rejection, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our server, where the browncels seethe with jealousy at our epic builds and crazy adventures!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But beware, the browncels are always lurking, waiting to sabotage your creations and steal your precious loot. Will you rise above the seething masses and become a legend in our server, or will you fall victim to their devious schemes?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the hero we never knew we needed. Just watch out for those sneaky browncels!

This is my Oshi – Minecraft SMP

Admiration, appreciation, cute, dancer, dedicated fan, fan favorite, girl group, Idol, J-pop, Japanese idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Music, Oshi, Performer, positive vibes, Role Model, Singer, smp, Support, TALENTED, talented artist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever! If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then you’ve come to the right place. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking each other and causing general mayhem.

Join us if you want to participate in epic building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few blocks). Or maybe you’re more into exploring our custom-generated world, complete with secret dungeons and hidden treasures. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they will wreck you.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the chance to meet Oshi, our resident chicken who thinks she’s a queen. She struts around the server like she owns the place, and if you don’t say something nice about her, she’ll unleash her army of zombie pigmen on you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Oshi.

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding llamas. See you in the game!

SmiteSMP

AFK zones, auction house, Auctions, Bounties, Competitive Gaming, Cross-Play, donutsmp, Economy, economy server, Economy System, Economy-based gameplay, Hardcore, minecraft server, multiplayer server, Online Multiplayer, Player vs Player, PvP, PvP enabled, pvp server, Shops, Survival, survival server, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Void Gems Collected:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Potions Brewed:	130
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	565298
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Welcome to SmiteSMP!

This server is based on an economy where pvp is enabled worldwide! At first glance, the server looks like DonutSMP, which is to be expected because the server was inspired by them!

The server offers auctions, bounties, shops, afk zones and much more that you can view when entering the server.

We are waiting for you on the server to prove that you are the best pvper!

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Nexaria

Capture the Flag, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, great SMP server, History, ip address, join community, Koth, LifeSteal, Lootboxes, minecraft server, Nexaria, opportunity, play.nexariamc.net, PvE, PvP, PVP Events, smp server, store.nexariamc.net, Survival, unparalleled experience

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8784
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Nexaria is one of the greatest SMP servers you will ever play. An unparalleled experience that you won’t feel anywhere else. Come along and join our community at discord.gg/nexaria.

Features! – PvP Events (KoTH, Capture the Flag, Lootboxes, and more!) – Custom Enchants – Dungeons …and much more!

Dont miss this opportunity to be apart of history.

IP: play.nexariamc.net Discord: discord.gg/nexaria Store: store.nexariamc.net

play.nexariamc.net

Bakato server Minecraft

admin staff, Applications, Bakato, banner, careful selection, classic, Discord, Events, friendly community, lamp atmosphere, Meetings, minecraft server, no overworld wipes, No Private, No Wipes, Pirate, Players, Russian, server description, server-wide buildings, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, VKontakte, voice chats, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1002
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

What is Bakato Server

Complete vanilla! No game plugins!

The administration is playing with you

Lamp atmosphere

Friendly community

The admin staff always comes to the rescue

Frequent meetings in voice chats

Server-wide buildings. Everyone can participate!

Events!

Careful selection of players.

Whitelist

No overworld wipes!

Applications are accepted both via Telegram, Discord and VKontakte!

mc.bakato.ru

Rasputin’s Blood Minecraft Server

Assassination, Blood, Conspiracy, CURSE, dark magic, folklore, History, Imperial, Intrigue, legend, Minecraft, Mystery, Mysticism, Myth, rasputin, Rasputins, romanov, royal, Russian, Server, Supernatural, Tsar, Veins

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Dimension Hops:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who claim to be direct descendants of Rasputin himself! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to someone who has the blood of a Russian mystic running through their veins. Who knows what kind of crazy powers they might have inherited?

Join our server and embark on epic quests to uncover the secrets of Rasputin’s lineage. Will you discover hidden powers within yourself? Will you be able to withstand the dark forces that may be lurking in the shadows? Only one way to find out!

But beware, not everyone on the server is who they claim to be. There are rumors of shape-shifting players who can transform into mobs at will. You never know who might be watching you, ready to strike when you least expect it.

So come on, join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become a part of Minecraft history as the next descendant of Rasputin.

Steam Winter Sale Minecraft SMP

digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, Gaming, gaming bargains, Gaming Community, gaming deals, gaming event, gaming sales, gaming season, holiday gaming, holiday sales, Minecraft, pc games, PC Gaming, sale, smp, Steam, steam deals, Steam discounts, steam winter sale, video games, Winter, winter gaming, winter sale event, year-end sale

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Animals Bred:	190
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids! We have flying pigs, talking sheep, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Join us before the Steam Winter Sale ends and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to watching grass grow).

fancier

+1.16 versions, Anarchy, Anarchy Practice, best, Boxpvp, Duels, Fancy, minecraft server, Modes, PvP, SKYGEN, Supported, TowerPvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Magic Items Found:	4062	Dimension Hops:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

The best Minecraft server with many modes, you will find here, among others: BoxPvP, SkyGen, Anarchy Practice, Duels and TowerPvP. Welcome, all +1.16 versions are supported!

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Marvel Rivals Minecraft Server

Addictive, card game, collectible, Community, competitive, Entertainment, fanbase, gameplay, Gaming, Marvel, marvel rivals, marvel universe, Minecraft, mobile game, online play, Popular, Rivals, Server, strategy, success, Superheroes, Tournaments, Villains

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9619
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dimension Hops:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is like a superhero showdown in the world of blocks!

Join our server and become a Minecraft superhero, battling it out with other players in epic Marvel-inspired battles. Want to shoot webs like Spider-Man? Go for it! Want to smash things like the Hulk? You got it! Want to be as rich as Tony Stark? Well, you might have to mine a lot of diamonds for that one.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has exclusive mini-games like Iron Man’s Iron Minecart Madness and Thor’s Hammer Toss. Plus, every Sunday we host a massive Avengers-style battle where players can team up to take down the Ender Dragon – who just so happens to be wearing a Thanos gauntlet.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Minecraft hero you were always meant to be. And remember, with great blocks comes great responsibility!

Musical Minecraft SMP Star

Actors, adaptation, Audience, Broadway, creativity, dancing, Drama, Entertainment, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Musical, Performance, performance art, production, Show, singing, smp, Stage, star, Story, storytelling, Theater

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7272
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8482
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the drama is so intense, it could be turned into a Broadway musical!

Picture this: a group of players fighting over who gets to control the enchanted diamond pickaxe, while breaking out into spontaneous song and dance numbers. Will they be able to defeat the Ender Dragon in time for the big finale? You’ll have to join to find out!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who rules over all poultry with an iron fist (or wing?). Will you join forces with the Chicken King or try to overthrow his feathered reign? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama. Who knows, maybe your story will be the next big hit on Broadway!