cabal-funded – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

WhaleWisdom Minecraft SMP

31m, big candles, cabal-funded, Coincidence, Crypto, double make-it stack, gns, Holdings, Insiders, KATANA, KNS, liquid, market buy, Minecraft, profit, rug, Schizo, smp, staked, TRADES, Whales, WhaleWisdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

Picture this: a player with $31 million in liquid assets, a GNS whale who just bought a double make-it stack of KNS in a couple of huge candles. And get this, they changed their profile picture to a katana after making the purchase. Coincidence? I think not! Join our server and maybe you can learn their secrets to success by copying their trades.

But wait, there’s more! Someone recently market bought another $170k and staked it for 6 months. Why would they do that if it’s a rug? Who knows, but it sure sounds exciting! So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the profits are out of this world. Join now and become a part of the madness!

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SacrificeSociety: Riches2Rags

class struggle, controversial proposal., economic justice, equality, ethical dilemma, Extreme Measures, financial equality, global wealth distribution, income inequality, moral implications, poverty alleviation, radical idea, revolutionary concept, Riches2Rags, sacrifice, SacrificeSociety, social change, social experiment, societal impact, utopian society, wealth gap, wealth redistribution

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we make all your wildest dreams come true! Ever wondered what it would be like to be the richest person in the world and then get sacrificed for the greater good? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what happens every year!

Join us for a chance to become the wealthiest player in the game, only to have it all taken away in a dramatic and hilarious sacrifice ceremony. Watch as your virtual fortune is distributed equally among the poorest players, creating chaos and mayhem in the virtual world.

But that’s not all! We also have insane events like llama races, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows. And don’t forget about our annual “TNT Party,” where players can blow up as much of the world as they want without consequences.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a truly unique and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Just remember, being the richest player might not be as great as it seems…

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AsteroidCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, asteroid collision, asteroid impact, asteroid monitoring, asteroid threat, asteroid tracking, asteroid warning, AsteroidCraft, Astronomy, celestial event, collision, cosmic threat, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, Panic, planetary defense, Server, Space, space exploration

so, like, there’s this totally wacky minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, literally! we got asteroids flying around and the chance of one smashing into earth in 2032 just went up, but, like, no need to freak out, just come join us and have a blast before the world ends, ya know?

we got, like, space cows and alien villagers walking around, trading with players and stuff. you can build your own space base and protect it from meteor showers and alien invasions. it’s a wild ride, man!

oh, and did i mention the diamond ore on this server is actually space diamonds? yeah, they’re super rare and powerful, so you gotta be quick to snag ’em before someone else does. but hey, if you’re lucky, you might even find a crater full of ’em after an asteroid impact. talk about hitting the jackpot!

so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world (literally), then come join us and see if you can survive the impending asteroid apocalypse. it’s gonna be a blast, dude!

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Redstone Rivalry

Agencies, Backlash, controversy, Cuts, Development, Diplomacy, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, funding, Government, Interference, international relations, Moscow, Politics, Programs, Redstone, Rivalry, russia, sanctions, united states, usaid, Washington

come join our epic minecraft server where russia welcomes usaid cuts and calls agency a machine for interfering!! 🤣🇷🇺

we have the craziest adventures and the most insane stories to tell!! like that time a creeper blew up putin’s house and he just laughed it off like a boss 😂🏠

our community is full of hilarious players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt!! we even have a secret underground base where we plot world domination… but shh, don’t tell anyone 🤫🌍

so what are you waiting for?? come join us on this wild ride and experience the most chaotic minecraft server you’ve ever seen!! 🤪🎮🤣

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Beetle Forest Fire Fun

airflow, BEETLE, beetle infestation, dead wood, ecosystem dynamics, fan flames, Fire, fire danger, fire ecology, fire spread, Forest, forest beetles, forest ecology, forest management, Fun, increase airflow, insect behavior, prolonging, smoldering, tiny tunnels, TUNNELS, Wildfire, wildfire behavior

u wanna join dis server cuz it’s lit like a forest fire started by beetles makin tiny tunnels! we got crazy airflow to fan the flames and keep the dead wood smolderin for days! come join da fun and watch the chaos unfold as we burn down the virtual world with our epic wildfires! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

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RedView Craft

Survival, Survival Staff Help Fun Community Adventure Explore Build Multiplayer Creative Vanilla PVP Economy Plugins Whitelist Hardcore Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Modded

Welcome to RedView Craft! This is a survival server that you can play on and have fun!! Staff is also respectful and love to help out!!

192.99.36.57:2419

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EternalMC

Active staff team, Adventure, Challenges, crafting recipes, custom content, Dungeons, epic mods, EternalMC, fresh start, friendly community, Gear, Immersive, java-only server, Modded, Modpack, new world, Quests, smp, Structures, Treasures, weapons

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Fresh, New Modpack	Start with us from the very beginning and shape the world together!
Active Staff Team	Our staff is here to ensure a fun, fair, and exciting experience for all players!
Java-Only Server	We’re playing the best version of modded Minecraft to give you the ultimate adventure!

FAQ

Why should I join this server?

This server offers a fresh start with a new modpack, an active staff team, and Java-only gameplay for the ultimate adventure.

What is the modpack for this season?

The modpack for this season is Integrated MC, which features unique weapons, dungeons & structures, custom quests, and custom crafting recipes.

What makes this server unique?

This server provides a friendly community, epic mods & custom content, and a fresh start for players to get involved in a brand new world.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the link to our Discord server: https://discord.gg/SBvNJTEd3Y

When was the server launched?

The server was launched today, so it’s the perfect time to join and start your adventure!

“VibeCraft Network” 1.21.2

1.21.2, Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, Fuura Yuri ふうら百合, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Network, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, VibeCraft

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension, man. I mean, they got all these crazy characters like Lia, Nasa, and Iori, who are like the Avengers of Minecraft, but on steroids. And don’t even get me started on Uruka, Michiru, and Maemi – they’re like the Spice Girls of the gaming world, but with pickaxes and creepers.

But wait, there’s more! They got this dude named Dizzy Dokuro, who’s like the mad scientist of the server, creating all kinds of insane contraptions and redstone machines that will blow your mind. And then there’s Jelly Hoshiumi, who’s like the queen of building epic structures that will make your jaw drop.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, they even have characters like Remilia Nephys and Amanogawa Shiina, who are like the power couple of Minecraft, taking on the Ender Dragon and Wither like it’s just another Tuesday.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a herd of cats on catnip, then this is the place for you. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t forget your diamond armor and enchanted weapons, ’cause things are about to get wild.

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Crazy Craft Chaos

Abuse, acceptance, Boundaries, Chaos, Communication, consent, control, Craft, crazy, DOMINANCE, Emotional Abuse, FEMSUBS, healthy relationships, Manipulation, mistreatment, power dynamics, psychological abuse, red flags, relationship dynamics, Respect, self worth, Submission, tolerance

Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft server in town? We’re all about tolerating non-abusive behavior and setting the bar high for mistreatment levels. Come join us for a wild ride and see if you can handle the madness! Join now and let’s see if you can survive in this insane world of Minecraft!

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FraudCraft Minecraft Server

addiction, arrest, aunt, Bartender, Beach Club, Benefits, damage control, disabled children, family, financial help, fraud, FraudCraft, Minecraft, music festival, seasonal work, Server, TAXES, taxes owed, unemployment, wages

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a community of block-building enthusiasts!

Looking for a place to unwind after dealing with family members who claim your wages without your knowledge? Look no further! Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without worrying about shady relatives stealing your hard-earned diamonds.

Join us and let your creativity run wild as you construct magnificent structures and embark on epic adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret treasure hidden deep within the virtual world – can you find it before your aunt claims it in your name too?

So come on down and join us for a fun-filled experience that will make you forget all about real life drama. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind your aunt’s mysterious actions in our pixelated universe. See you in the game!

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MILrageCraft

anger, bacon and eggs, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Difficult, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, Handicapped, INSANE, malpractice, mean, MILrageCraft, mother-in-law, relationship, Rude, SETTLEMENT, telling off, vegan restaurant

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Kyle’s mother, Mary? Look no further! Our server is full of characters just like her – no boundaries, oversharing, and a touch of rudeness. But don’t worry, we promise not to complain about vegan restaurants not having bacon and eggs!

Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you never know what to expect. Just like Mary, our server is full of surprises and drama. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument over malpractice settlements and handicaps – just like Kyle’s father!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and entertaining as a family gathering with Mary, come join us! Just remember, if things get too crazy, you can always log off and escape the insanity. But where’s the fun in that?

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