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ArtilleryCraft Minecraft Server

2025, arms manufacturing, artillery shells, ArtilleryCraft, defense budget, defense capabilities, Defense Commissioner, defense industry, defense news, defense policy, defense procurement, defense strategy, EU, european union, Media, Military, military technology, Minecraft, News, production, SECURITY, Server, weapons

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we gonna make 2 million artillery shells in 2025. yep, u heard that right. we gonna be the most protected server out there. ain’t no creepers gonna mess with us when we got that kinda firepower. plus, our defense commissioner is a total badass. he once took down a whole army of skeletons with just a wooden sword. true story. so come join us and be part of the most epic defense team in minecraft history. let’s blow stuff up and protect our turf like never before. #artilleryshellpower #minecraftdefensecommissioner #creeperproofserver

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

arm Ukraine, Conflict Resolution, diplomatic silence, eastern europe, Euromaidan Press, geopolitical tensions, global security, HOLY, humanitarian crisis, Hypocrisy, hypocritical, international relations, military support, peace negotiations, political hypocrisy, pope francis, PopeCraft, religious leader, russian aggression, Russian terror, ukraine conflict, Vatican diplomacy, war-torn country

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	463
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, comic relief, confusion, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, dumb retard, Enchanted, humor, Icon, inclusion, LGBTQ, Marginalized, media representation, misunderstanding, Quests, Role, satire, social commentary, stereotype, Treatment, Yuri community

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1227
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Void Gems Collected:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3087	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

Anthros, Argonians, Dinosaurs, dragons, FAQ, ferals, festive scalies, general, human/scaly, kobolds, lewd, lit, LIZARD, LIZARDS, Minecraft, reptiles, Resources, scaly, Sharks, smp, SMUT, Snakes, Wyverns

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Potions Brewed:	97	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5242
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1382	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mines Excavated:	3296

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Farms Harvested:	639
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Towns Built:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.