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Why Can’t You Meet Women IRL Anymore Minecraft SMP

Anymore, Communication, conversation skills, DATING, dating advice, dating in person, finding love, in person, IRL, Meet, meeting people, meeting someone special, meeting women, Minecraft, modern dating, OFFLINE, Real Life, relationships, Single life, smp, Social Interaction, Social Skills, socializing, Women

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of striking out with the ladies in real life? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate dating hotspot! Our players are so charming and witty, you’ll be swimming in dates in no time. Plus, who needs real-life relationships when you can build pixelated mansions and go on virtual adventures together? Join now and say goodbye to awkward first dates forever!

Woe is Me Minecraft Server

awkward fart, awkward situation, bathroom disaster, bathroom mishap, bodily function fail, bodily mishap, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, fart fail, fart gone wrong, feces mishap, gas gone wrong, messy situation, Minecraft, poop accident, public embarrassment, Server, toilet mishap, Toilet trouble, unexpected accident, unexpected outcome, unfortunate incident, WOE

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	6104	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about embarrassing bathroom mishaps like this again! Our server is so immersive, you’ll forget you even have bodily functions. Plus, our virtual toilets are always clean and never clogged! So come join us and leave your real-life bathroom disasters behind. Just make sure to keep those cheeks clenched while playing!

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Mining and Crafting Shenanigans

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafting, Daily check-in rewards, Event, friendlist, genshin impact, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraftsmp, Mining, nahida, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Sethos, Shenanigans, Simulators, Staff of Homa, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, useful links, Version 5.1, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2132	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the rainbow is destined to burn brighter than ever before! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu causing chaos and mayhem. Our current weapon banner features the Staff of Homa (Polearm) and A Thousand Floating Dreams (Catalyst) – perfect for unleashing your inner warrior!

Embark on the event “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” and witness the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in Minecraft history. Daily check-in rewards are waiting for you, so don’t miss out on the chance to claim your loot!

But that’s not all – we have redeemable codes with Primogems that will make your jaw drop. Just imagine all the epic gear you can get with those bad boys. And if you need any help or tips, our useful links section has everything you need to dominate the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure and let’s make Minecraft history together!

SnapCraft – Marvel Snap Server

alliances, Bot Recognition, Card Series, Collection Progression, Collection Tracker, Comic recommendations, Cosmic Cubes, Deck, Discord, FAQ, Frame Break, Ladder Ranks, Marvel, Marvel snap, Marvel Snap General, official site, Orange Card, Rarity, Resources, Server, Singleton, Snap, Snapcraft, tutorial, Ultimate Snapping Strategy

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the creepers are as friendly as villagers on a Sunday morning!

Join our server for a chance to win the prestigious Orange Card GOOD Edition! It’s rarer than a diamond block in a desert biome!

Our server is so epic, it’s like the GOTY CCG of Minecraft servers. Build your deck with 12 card singletons and battle it out in 3 lanes. Win 2 lanes and you’ll be rolling in cosmic cubes faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”.

Unlock card series in a totally random order, because who needs logic in Minecraft anyway? Upgrade every card to green rarity ASAP and watch your Collection Level skyrocket faster than Steve running from a horde of zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Snap once per match to double the stakes and send your opponents crying back to their dirt huts. And if you’re lucky, you might even reveal your cards first and blind your enemies with your glowing portrait.

Join our server now and become part of the official /snap/ Alliances like [VGS] /snap/ and [VGS] /snap/’s Step Sister. The only requirement? Be as active as a charged creeper on a mission.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your way to victory! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky bots – they’re more dangerous than a pack of angry wolves on a full moon night!

Slippery Phone Case Minecraft SMP

CASE, Minecraft, Phone, phone accessories, phone accessory, phone care, phone case, phone cover, phone discomfort, phone drop protection, phone durability, phone grip, phone handling, phone holder, phone maintenance, phone necessity, phone protection, phone safety, phone security, phone slip prevention, phone usability, Slippery, slippery phone, smp, uncomfortable phone

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Tired of your phone slipping out of your hand like a greased-up pig at a county fair? Well, imagine a Minecraft SMP where everything is so wild and crazy, you’ll need a case on your virtual blocks just to keep them in line! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughs. Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who love to prank unsuspecting players. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a slippery, slidey good time!

RoboCraft Minecraft Server

autistic, Deadlock, Dota 2, friendless, Fun, Furry, Gaming Community, Gay, INCLUSIVE, Losers, Minecraft, multiplayer, normies, online gaming, robocraft, robot friends, rocket league, Server, shut ins, small group, socializing, Vidya games, Virgins

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3745
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	56
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	New Chunks Explored:	490782

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my fellow friendless virgins, because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a small group of robots who are always down for some epic gaming sessions, whether it’s Deadlock, Dota 2, or Rocket League.

But beware, we have a strict “no normies” policy. That’s right, if you’re a furry faggot or just into general gay shit, this server is not for you. Only the most autistic, friendless losers, and shut-ins are welcome here. So come join us for some epic adventures and make some new robot friends along the way!

Single To Me Minecraft SMP

boyfriend problems, dating challenges, dating drama, dating humor, dating memes, dating preferences, dating struggles, funny dating quotes, interracial couples, interracial dating, Minecraft, mixed race relationships, racial preferences, relationship advice, relationship humor, relationship memes, Relationship Status, single, Single life, smp

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4457
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6755	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is over who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got scandalous love triangles, epic battles over who gets to build the biggest castle, and even a mysterious player who goes by the name “Lil Timmy” causing chaos wherever he goes. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, tears, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house, then join us today! Who knows, you might just find your soulmate or your arch-nemesis in this crazy world of blocks and pixels.

Meedway server Minecraft

bibu, Bosses, Challenges, COOKIES, Dungeons, Magic, meedway, Minecraft, mmorpg, Monsters, Pets

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Alien Abductions:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	1

This is a real MMORPG server in Minecraft!

Aren’t you afraid to plunge into the world of cruel bosses, monsters, dungeons and cute pets?

Then challenges await you!

Download bibu?, and we have cookies with magic)

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Blocky Jokester Minecraft Server

blocky, comedic relief, comedic timing, comedy, comedy sketches, funny dialogue, Funny Moments, funny one liners, funny situations, funny storytelling, humor, humor in conversation, humor in everyday life, humor quotes, humorous anecdotes, humorous observations, jokes, jokester, Laughter, Minecraft, Server, where was the funny, where was the humor, witty banter

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8427	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, battling evil chickens with diamond swords, and building giant statues of your favorite memes. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual “Troll Olympics” where players compete in ridiculous challenges like parkour courses made entirely of slime blocks and fishing for rare items in a pool of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

Hungry Gamer Minecraft SMP

#gamer, christmas, christmas decorations, Christmas joy, christmas lights, Christmas spirit, christmas tree, Christmas vibes, Festive, HG, holiday celebration, holiday cheer, holiday festivities, holiday magic, holiday movie, holiday season, holiday season vibes, holiday tradition, Hunger Games, Hungry, location, Minecraft, smp, winter wonderland

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Farms Harvested:	218
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the magical land of CHRISTMAS! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Santa Claus is our admin! That’s right, jolly old Saint Nick himself is in charge of keeping our server running smoothly. And rumor has it, if you’ve been good this year, he might even drop some extra special loot for you.

2. Our spawn point is a giant gingerbread house! You can literally spawn inside a delicious, edible house. Just try not to eat it all before you start your adventure.

3. The mobs are all decked out in festive attire. Imagine fighting off zombie elves and skeleton reindeer while wearing your best ugly Christmas sweater. It’s a sight to behold.

4. We have a secret portal that leads straight to the North Pole. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into when you step through that magical gateway.

So come join us in our Christmas-themed Minecraft SMP, where the snow is always falling and the holiday cheer never ends. Just make sure to watch out for the Grinch – he’s been known to grief a few builds in his day.