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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 9266 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.