BrokeCraft: No Shrooms for Bae

Assertiveness, bae, Boundaries, BrokeCraft, budgeting, Communication, Decision making, emotional manipulation, financial independence, financial responsibility, financial stress, financial struggles, frugal spending, healthy boundaries, mental health support, money management, mutual support, personal finances, relationship dynamics, self worth, self-care, setting priorities., SHROOMS

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dimension Hops:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond!

Join us and leave your financial troubles behind – because on our server, the only currency is in-game gold and emeralds! No need to worry about overdraft fees or late payments here.

Forget about buying mushrooms for your partner – on our server, you can grow your own virtual mushrooms and trade them for epic loot! Who needs Venmo when you can trade in-game items instead?

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into spending your hard-earned virtual currency on them – on our server, it’s every player for themselves (in a friendly, cooperative way, of course).

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing you’ll be panicking about is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next!

JokesterMC SMP

amusement, Chuckle, comedian, comedy, Entertainment, favorite joke, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jest, joke of the day, JokesterMC, laugh out loud, Laughter, one liner, PUNCHLINE, Quip, smp, stand up, Witty

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6322
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Dragon Eggs Found:	2631	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing funny is the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate comedy goldmine!

Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious pranks, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like a circus on steroids, with players pulling off epic trolling stunts and cracking jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down and replacing all their tools with rubber chickens. It’s like living in a real-life sitcom, but with more explosions and less laugh tracks.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our SMP and get ready for a comedy show like no other. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

CreeperCrisis

aggravation, annoyance, bad day, CreeperCrisis, DiSRuPtiON, disturbance, exasperation, Frustration, INCONVENIENCE, Irritation, minor issue, mishap, Nuisance, ruin, setback, small thing, Trouble, unexpected problem, vexation

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8630	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	1415	Holy Grails Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	530

Join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about small things ruining your day again! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels bad vibes and annoying inconveniences.

Once, a player accidentally dropped their diamond sword into a pit of lava, but our server’s resident wizard cast a spell to bring it back to them unscathed. Another time, a creeper tried to blow up someone’s house, but our server’s superhero swooped in and saved the day with a swift punch to the face.

So come join us and experience a world where nothing can ruin your day, not even a pesky Enderman stealing your blocks or a skeleton shooting you from afar. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players!

UNIFIL Warzone Minecraft Server

Accountability, Attacks, chief, Condemnation, Conflict, international law, investigation, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, resolution, Secretary General, SECURITY, Server, UN, Unifil, united nations, United Nations Interim Force in Lebanon, violence, war crime, warzone

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6247
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

so like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sweet castle, when BAM! you get attacked by some noobs. but fear not, because on our server, we have UNIFIL – the United Nations International Force in Lebanon – to protect you!

that’s right, we take our minecraft wars very seriously here. if anyone even thinks about messing with you, they’ll have the UN chief himself breathing down their neck, calling them out for potential war crimes.

so come join us on this epic server, where the stakes are high, the battles are intense, and the UN is always watching. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

KimPutinCraft

Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategies, global affairs, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimPutinCraft, North Korea, nuclear weapons, peace talks, political alliances, putin, russia, strategic partnerships, summit, summit meetings, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2795
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	293	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Emeralds Found:	1952
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ores Mined:	4357	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	1819

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthing, on dis server u can build a wall bigger than trump’s ego and have a relationship with kim jong un and putin at the same time. yea, u heard me right. u can be besties with dictators while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers. trust me, u won’t find dis level of craziness anywhere else. so come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

Alien Panic Attack Server

Alien, alien encounters, alien footage, alien invasion, Attack, conspiracy theories, extraterrestrial evidence, fear of the unknown, future events, global panic, internet hysteria, internet leaks, internet phenomena, mass hysteria, mass panic, mental health, Panic, panic attacks, psychological effects, psychological trauma, Server, social media frenzy, Trauma, viral videos

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

join our epic minecraft server, where we have aliens running around like they own the place! watch out for the alien creepers, they’ll blow up your house faster than you can say “extraterrestrial invasion!” but don’t worry, we have special alien-proof armor for sale in our virtual shop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that takes you to a hidden alien village, where you can trade with the locals for rare items and weapons. just be careful not to offend them, or you might find yourself abducted and probed (virtually, of course).

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of alien encounters in minecraft like never before. who needs real alien footage when you can have the next best thing right in your own virtual world? join now and prepare for the invasion of a lifetime!

Sync SMP

bedrock, building, Buy, competitive fun, Cross-Play, Economy, Economy System, fortune, java, minecraft adventure, PvP, PvP arenas, Raiding, seamless cross-platform play, Sell, Survival, Survival multiplayer, Sync SMP, Trade, Vanilla, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla smp

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Welcome to Sync SMP, the ultimate Minecraft experience where Java and Bedrock players unite! Whether you’re into intense PvP battles, thriving in our Vanilla SMP, or building up your wealth with our economy system, we’ve got something for everyone.

Key Features:

– PvP arenas for competitive fun – Survival Multiplayer (SMP) for a true Minecraft adventure – Cross-play support between Java and Bedrock – Vanilla gameplay – no complicated mods, just pure Minecraft – Economy system to trade, buy, and sell with other players

Join Sync SMP today and enjoy seamless cross-platform play, along with the thrill of building your fortune!

syncsmp.xyz:25637

Stormy Lagoon: Where even the creepers have a 401k plan

401k, Adventures, Auctionhouse, commands, creativity, CREEPERS, Enchantments, Features, join messages, lagoon, Land claiming, Leaderboards, marketplace, ORGANIZED, Plan, Qol, Ranks, rules, sail, Skills, smp, Staff, Stormy, Survival, Voting, Warps

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Stormy Lagoon <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/life-in-the-village-3-3/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to Stormy Lagoon Minecraft Server

Server Details:

Version
Server IP	play.stormylagoon.com
Bedrock Port	25566 (No port needed for Java)
Discord	Join our Discord server
Discord Username	Duvahl
Tiktok	Follow us on Tiktok

What Sets Us Apart?

Organized Discord Channels: Find guidance on all server features.
Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
Fair Rules: Ensuring a worry and lag-free experience for everyone.
Mature & Supportive Staff: Ready to assist whenever needed.
No Pay-to-Win: Obtain all Ranks & Pearlshop Perks through voting and gameplay.
Crossplay Compatibility: Java and Bedrock players unite!
Canvas Creativity: Express yourself with /artmap.
Thriving Economy: Sell goods at the player-run marketplace and on /auctionhouse.
Competitive mcMMO: Test your skills and unlock perks.
Consensual PvP. We’re a friendly SMP! PvP is disabled by default, but optional.
Advanced Land Claiming: Take control of your builds and who has access!
Custom Tags & Join Messages: Hundreds to choose from!
Inclusive Community: All are welcome with open arms.

Crafty VShojo+ Minecraft Server

Apricot, Crafty, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3633
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Secret Passages Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on /vsj+/ where the virtual insanity never stops! Our players are like Russian Roulette with cards – you never know who’s gonna survive the next game of Liar’s Bar. Watch as Haruka, heavenly, and Ruben risk it all for the ultimate thrill!

But wait, there’s more! Geega is playing Thronefall, but with a twist – there are cats involved! And Henya is live, ready to tackle Silent Hill 2… if she can stop yapping long enough to actually start playing. It’s a wild ride on our server, where anything can happen.

Join our crew of VShojo legends like Froot, GEEGA, Hime, and more as they navigate the virtual world with style and sass. And don’t forget to keep things comfy and civil by reporting bait and being excellent to each other – or else you might just end up like one of our unlucky players in Liar’s Bar!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness on our Minecraft server and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your survival instincts – you’re gonna need ’em!

Minecraft SMP – /creeper/ – Exploding Minecraft General

/co/ Focused Booru, 4 x 10″ Vinyl Set, archived threads., creeper, Crew blog, Cryptic Gems Edition, Drawboards, end of an era, Exploding, Future OST, Gemstone Generator, general, Latest Releases, Minecraft, movie ost, Original Television Score, OST composers, Podcast, Raven Molisee’s SU Works On Sale, Rebecca Sugar’s Streamily, Ronaldo’s blog, smp, Steven Universe General, SU Focused Booru, sug, Sug Aggie, Writebin

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	817715

Welcome to the most cryptic and gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a wild ride filled with gemstone generators, sonas, and a crew blog that will make your head spin faster than a corrupted gem!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, Ronaldo from Keep Beach City Weird stumbled upon our server and uncovered a hidden gem (pun intended) that led him on a quest to unravel the mysteries of the Gemstone Generator. Legend has it that those who dare to join our SMP will be blessed with the power to create their own gemsonas and rule the Minecraft world with their gem-like abilities.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself has blessed our server with her Streamily presence, offering exclusive insights and behind-the-scenes looks at the making of Steven Universe. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale for a limited time only, so you better hop on this gem-filled bandwagon before it’s too late!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, don your gemsona, and join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe GeneralCryptic Gems Edition for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the Gemstone Generator and become the ultimate gem master of the SMP world!

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