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Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

3b3t, Anarchy, cussing, Dark, Griefing, Looting, Minecraft, PvP, racism, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Animals Bred:	35	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	977	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Pure Vanilla. Looting/raiding allowed. Griefing? Also allowed. Cussing? You guessed it – allowed. We really don’t care what you do.

Aside from racism. Racism of any kind will not be tolerated – any form of racism will result in an immediate ban. It’s a dark server, but not that dark.

172.240.12.99:25744

Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

Addictive, Atmospheric, Captivating, Exploration, FANTASY, Hidden Gem, Immersive, indie, Itch, Minecraft, morrowind, Mysterious, nostalgic, open world, role playing, satisfying, satisfying gameplay, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdly

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Runes Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that scratches that Morrowind itch while still being totally weird? Look no further, because our server is the perfect mix of bizarre and satisfying!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our custom mods will have you questioning reality in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that Morrowind itch finally being satisfied in the most unexpected way possible.

Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

Apology, cute Chinese girl, depression, exchange app, forgiveness, ghosting, hang out, Irredeemable, languages exchange, Meeting, mental health, Nervous, nervousness, Piece, piece of shit, regret, self loathing, Shit, sister, smp, social anxiety, travel, trip

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Emeralds Found:	6615
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

Saphrex-SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Farms Harvested:	995
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Saphrex-SMP New project that was just released with version 1.0.0 Polish coming soon as we push stable versions of the server. The server feature an Hub The server features an Survival *Disclaimer The server is currently work in progress, any bugs or non-playable areas or commands needs to be reported to the Owner ( 24/7 support ) The channels that the owner operates : Discord : In-Game : FATHERR__

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Lose Trump Minecraft Server

Deception, Defeat, DJT, Downfall, dying company, election, fabrication, Failure, grift, hype, LOSE, LOSING, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mumbai, Politics, prediction, rug pull, scam, Server, shitcoin, trump, Warning

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	707	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Star Shards Collected:	51
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Animals Bred:	126
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, rehabilitating, shorts, Skibidi Vox Edition, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8884
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Khyscraft

Adventures, Benefits, Claim Land, cosmetic weapons, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, exclusive items, Experience, Grinding, Homes, item drops, MCMMO, Premium Ranks, PvP, PvP encounters, PvP zone, rankings, Ranks, smp, Survival, Tokens, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2812

KHYSCRAFT is a vanilla SMP server that includes an economy and various features. It has a pvp zone for players looking to battle opponents or friends, where item drops occur and players can strive for top rankings. You have the ability to claim land with a gold shovel; the more active you are in the server, the more claims you will get.

To get custom enchants, you must have specific amount of experience. Earn tokens that can be traded in a designated area to get powerful cosmetic weapons for adventures or pvp encounters.

There are ranks you can achieve to increase the number of homes you can set, and premium ranks facilitate easy access to exclusive items, making the grinding process smoother and providing extra benefits.

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Android, anniversary, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, Crafty, Developer’s Note, Events, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Livestream, long tail tags, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3801
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!