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CraftyPainRelief

altered consciousness, altered state, Brain, brain activity, cognitive function, CraftyPainRelief, Drugs, finds, hallucinogens, lsd, neural pathways, neuroimaging, Pain, pain management, pain perception, Perception, psychedelic, reshapes, response, sensory processing, study

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like takin LSD but without da trippy visuals. Our server reshapes ur brain’s response to pain, like u won’t even feel it when u get hit by a creeper or fall off a cliff. It’s like ur character is invincible or somethin’.

I heard dis one guy joined da server and he was like, “I stubbed my toe in real life and didn’t even feel it cuz of dis server, man.” It’s like magic or some shiz.

So, if u wanna be a Minecraft superhero and never feel pain again, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players. It’s like Christmas every day on dis server, I swear. Join now before it’s too late, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.

PantsuShotzMC Server

bad, EXTREME, Girls, good for kids, Gore, graphical violence, mutilations, pantsu shots, PantsuShotzMC, Server

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Crops Grown:	3840	Buildings Constructed:	37
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with random pantsu shots in girls! Who knew pixelated underwear could be so scandalous? But wait, there’s more! We also have extreme graphical violence and gore mutilations that are somehow considered “le good for kids.” Because nothing says family-friendly fun like watching your character get brutally mutilated, am I right? Join us for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!

PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP

conspiracy theories, coordinated smear campaign, credibility of reviewers, false accusations, false narratives, Game Optimization, gamer backlash, Gaming Community, Gaslighting, gaslighting tactics, lying reviewers, mental health awareness, mental health stigma, online harassment, performance issues, PerformanceCriticsMinecraftSMP, silky smooth gameplay, smooth gaming experience, toxic gaming culture, video game reviews

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Votes:	755
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Villages Defended:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the game runs smoother than a baby’s bottom and the only coordinated attempts are to build the most epic creations possible! Don’t listen to those fake reviewers spreading lies about performance issues, they’re just jealous of our flawless server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we tamed a herd of wild llamas and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. Or the time we built a giant roller coaster that launched players into the sky and straight into the jaws of a hungry Ender Dragon.

So if you’re tired of boring, glitchy servers and want to experience the true essence of Minecraft madness, come join us and become part of our wacky family. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps).

RideBand Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, amusement park, amusement ride, Cheating, fair, fair activities, fair day, Fair Experience, fair games, fairgrounds, family, family outing, Minecraft, nephew, Niece, personal items, Ride, RideBand, Server, sharing, sibling, unlimited rides, wrist band

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	9769
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	459
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	7470
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a rollercoaster ride at the fair? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing wristbands with your friends, just like at the fair! Trade back and forth, take turns riding the rides, and feel the rush of adrenaline as you sneakily cheat the system. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate wristband sharer!

CarnyChampGFsBFFs

aita, APPRECIATIVE, brighten up, carnival prize, CarnyChampGFsBFFs, conventionally attractive, girlfriend’s friend, Happy, inappropriate, mid 20s, nice person, relationship, Relationship Status, Showing interest, smiling, stuffed animal, talking stage, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, weird

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Star Shards Collected:	116	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading joy and happiness to all players, just like this player tried to do at the carnival! Join us for a chance to win virtual stuffed animals and make everyone’s day brighter.

Our server is the perfect place for unconventional beauty to shine, just like the girlfriend’s best friend who may not be conventionally attractive but has a heart of gold. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own virtual stuffed animal to win over someone’s heart!

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart – we encourage random acts of kindness and generosity that may make others uncomfortable, just like giving a prize to a friend at the carnival. So if you’re ready to spread love and joy in the most outrageous ways possible, join us now!

NotDeadYet Minecraft SMP

determination, dreams, FAITH, family, Friends, goals, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, Life, love, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, NotDeadYet, Passion, positivity, purpose, resilience, self-care, smp, strength, Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8484
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	225
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2374
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to survive against hordes of killer bunnies who have a taste for human flesh. Yes, you read that right – killer bunnies. But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon against them: exploding watermelons. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, Ender Todd? He’s always causing chaos and you never know when he’ll swoop in and steal your enchanted diamond sword.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re gonna need it!

WeddingCrashCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	93	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to people who went to a wedding and the couple broke up soon after!

Join us for some drama-filled gameplay as you navigate through the aftermath of failed love stories. Will you help the heartbroken bride find a new love interest? Or maybe you’ll be the one to break up a couple and cause chaos in the town. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle ex-lovers who have turned into vengeful zombies. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to find it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

NaziCraft Server: 99YearOldSecretary

99-year-old, 99YearOldSecretary, Accountability, APPEAL, concentration camp, conviction, Elderly, former, German court, germany, historical, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, Justice, Legal, nazi, NaziCraft, Remembrance, Ruling, Secretary, Server, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Crops Grown:	1948	Gods Slained:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server run by a 99-year-old former Nazi concentration camp secretary? Yeah, we didn’t think so either. But wait, there’s more! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft in a time machine back to World War II. Build your own secret bunker, hide from the enemy players, and try not to get caught by the secret police (aka the mods). Plus, every time you log in, you get a free swastika skin for your character. Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience…or a court date.

Crafty Defense Ministry

Armed Forces, conscription, conscripts, Crafty, Defense, defense ministry, Draft, enlistment, mandatory service, military age, military duty, military recruitment, military registration, military service, MINISTRY, Ministry of Defense, national security, registration, Ukraine, ukraine news, Ukrainian Army, young adults, Young men

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as the ukraine ministry of defense!!! if you’re a dude aged 17 to 25, you’ll be automatically drafted into our army of blocky soldiers! fight off creepers and zombies in the name of our glorious leader, steve! build epic bases and defend them from enemy players who try to infiltrate and steal your diamonds! join now for a chance to be promoted to general and lead your own army of minecraft warriors! remember, in our server, the only way out is through victory or death! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the battle of a lifetime!

PlantCraftBonanza

animal welfare, carbon footprint, eco-friendly, environmentally-friendly, ETHICAL, Farm to Table, Food, grass fed beef, healthy, high quality, Locally Sourced, Natural, nutrient-dense, organic, pasture-raised, Plant-Based, PlantCraftBonanza, protein source, regenerative agriculture, sustainable, Whole Foods

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the grass is made of beef and the cows eat dirt! our server is so wacky, you’ll be laughing your pickaxe off all day long. build a house out of bacon blocks, ride a llama into battle, and fight off zombie chickens with your trusty diamond carrot sword.

why join our server, you ask? well, where else can you find a world where pigs can fly and creepers breakdance? our community is full of crazies like you, so come on in and let’s get weird together. plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most bonkers, hilarious, and downright insane minecraft adventure of your life. who needs reality when you’ve got a world where grass fed beef is a plant-based food?