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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 7344 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Magic Crystals Found: | 18 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 40 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 7872 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 11 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
> Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can escape the soul-crushing reality of minimum wage jobs and relationship drama by building your own virtual paradise! No more dealing with annoying bosses or ex-girlfriends, just you and your blocky creations.
> Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere in the world, just waiting to be discovered. Who needs a demolition job when you can mine for precious gems and become the richest player on the server?
> So, what are you waiting for? Leave your real-life problems behind and join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!