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MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	297	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crops Grown:	4300	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	4147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Emeralds Found:	9183
Potions Brewed:	116	Gods Slained:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	New Chunks Explored:	701737
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	338	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Buildings Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Endless Night Skies:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchantments Applied:	196
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5712
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	New Chunks Explored:	973009
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2143	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Crops Grown:	8346
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!