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ChiquitaCraft: Banana Bandits Be Gone!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9209	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got bananas, man. like, not just any bananas, but GIANT bananas. and get this, these bananas are so big, they can actually control paramilitaries in colombia. yeah, you heard that right. our bananas are so powerful, they can make a whole jury hold chiquita liable for financing those paramilitaries. like, how crazy is that? so come on, join our server and see for yourself the power of the almighty banana. it’s bananas, man. literally.

CraftyEmoteFun

Body language, CraftyEmoteFun, emotional awareness, emotional connection, emotional expression, emotional intelligence, emotional regulation, emotional response, emotions, Empathy, face expressions, facial cues, facial feedback, facial muscles, feeling, mimicry, nonverbal communication, Psychology, Relevant, SELF AWARENESS, Voluntary

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	816
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6279	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Towns Built:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

so, like, on this server, right, you can, like, totally experience ALL the emotions just by making the right face! like, if you wanna feel super happy, just smile like a maniac and BAM, you’re on cloud nine! wanna feel angry? just scrunch up your face like you just ate a lemon and BOOM, instant rage mode activated! it’s like your face is a remote control for your feelings, man. join this server and unlock the power of your facial expressions! it’s like a whole new level of emotional gaming, dude. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get those faces moving and grooving!

BrainBlockCraft: Where Minds and Pixels Collide

brain differences, brain regions, BrainBlockCraft, collide, Distress, emotion, gender differences, HSDD, hypoactive sexual desire disorder, Men, mental health, Minds.., neuroscience, pixels, Psychology, research, sexual desire, sexual dysfunction, sexual health, sexual interest, study, visual cortex, Women

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4468
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u should cuz we got brain differences goin on up in here! like wut even is HSDD? who cares, all u need to know is that it affects 10% of women and 8% of men, and it’s makin their brains go all wonky! in women, it messes with their emotion brain regions, and in men, it’s all about the visual cortex! so if u wanna see some crazy brain stuff happenin while u build ur epic minecraft creations, then join us now! cuz this server is like no other, it’s a brain bonanza up in here!

NeanderKun’s Minecraft Server

best wishes, comfort, concern, Good Vibes, health, Hope, KUN, Minecraft, NeanderKuns, neanderthal, neanderthal kun, okay, positive energy, positive thoughts, Reassurance, Recovery, Safety, sending love, Server, Support, well-wishes, wellness, wishing well

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2940
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure where you’ll encounter Neanderthal Kun, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of his lost pet rock. Will you help him find it? Or will you join forces with the rock and start a rebellion against Neanderthal Kun? The possibilities are endless on our server! So come on and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just make sure to watch out for flying pigs and dancing creepers along the way!

PooftersCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, activism, advocacy, Awareness, CHANGE, Community, companies, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, equality, inclusion, LGBTQ, Minecraft, poofters, PooftersCraft, pride, progress, RIGHTS, Server, solidarity, Support, Workplace

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most fabulous Minecraft server in existence! We may be called “Two companies for poofters,” but don’t let the name fool you – we are all about fun and craziness here.

Join us if you want to ride rainbow-colored llamas into battle, build a castle made entirely of glitter blocks, and participate in epic dance parties with skeletons and creepers. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is known to break out into a spontaneous tap dance routine.

Looking for a challenge? How about trying to survive in our “Cotton Candy Canyon” biome, where the ground is made of marshmallows and the trees are giant lollipops? Or take on our custom boss, the Disco Llama, who attacks with a barrage of disco balls and confetti cannons.

But the real reason to join our server? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the “Unicorn Caves,” rumored to be guarded by a flock of sparkly pink sheep and a squad of ninja pandas. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of this magical realm?

So come on over to “Two companies for poofters” and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what wacky adventures and absurd shenanigans await you in this one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience!

Dad’sSideChickNoHelp Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, DadsSideChickNoHelp, difficult situations, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father’s affair partner, loyalty, Minecraft, moral dilemmas, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, stepkids, Support

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	155
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6500	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Buildings Constructed:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of family betrayal, cheating scandals, and unexpected alliances – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Imagine building your dream castle while dodging texts from your dad’s ex-affair partner begging for your support. Or teaming up with her kids, who see you as their long-lost brother, to take down the ultimate villain – your cheating dad! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and block-building fun!

So if you’re ready for a wild ride of family drama and Minecraft adventures, join our server now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Don’t be an AHole like your dad – join us today!

BabyNameDrama2021

asserting authority, baby names, baby naming, BabyNameDrama2021, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Disrespect, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, generational differences, Golden Child, name ownership, parental favoritism, parenting, setting boundaries, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, sister, snarky response

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Emeralds Found:	1739
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Well, look no further because on our server, you can name your Minecraft baby whatever you want, even if it’s on someone else’s baby name list! Take that, Jade!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with snarky responses, dismissive attitudes, and family drama that will make you question if you’ve gone too far. Who needs a good sister when you can have a whole community of players who will have your back no matter what?

So come join us on this wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never back down from a good argument. Who knows, you might even find yourself blocking your own family members in real life just for fun! See you there!

Blocky Afterparty Minecraft Server

after party, afterparty, blocky, Bonding, Communication, connecting with others, Debriefing, emotional processing, exploring boundaries, group sex, Intimacy, Minecraft, Orgy, physical recovery, post-orgy etiquette, relationships, Relaxation, self-care, Server, sexual activity, sexual exploration, sharing experiences, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2910
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Love Letters Sent:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Farms Harvested:	368	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Well, on our Minecraft server, they join us for an epic virtual adventure! Imagine this: after a wild night of partying, everyone decides to unwind by hopping on our server and building giant phallic-shaped structures out of pixelated blocks. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you. Plus, we have a special event every Friday where players compete in a “Best Orgy-inspired Build” contest. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of players trying to recreate their wildest fantasies in Minecraft form. So come join us and let your creativity run wild (just like those post-orgy vibes)!

PixelParentingCraft

Challenges, children, Emotional journey, family, fulfillment, growth, joy, learning, Life Changes, love, new beginnings, parenting, patience, personal development, perspective change, PixelParentingCraft, Priorities, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, Selflessness, transformation

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner child while also experiencing the joys of parenthood? Look no further, because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and responsibility!

Join our server and experience the thrill of raising virtual Minecraft babies while fending off creepers and zombies. Watch as your little blocky offspring grow up and become expert builders, all while learning valuable life lessons like teamwork and resource management.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of Minecraft parents who have banded together to protect their young from the dangers of the blocky world. Join forces with other parents to build epic fortresses, go on daring adventures, and maybe even uncover the mystery of the legendary Diamond Diaper.

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! Who knew that parenting in a virtual world could be so much fun?

HezbollahHavocCraft

border, Commander, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile attack, Political unrest, RETALIATION, Rockets, SECURITY, Tensions, violence, War

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have rockets firing from lebanon and israel and stuff. it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers. you gotta join if you wanna survive the chaos and build the ultimate base to protect yourself from all the crazy explosions. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from all the madness and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!