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RelaxCraft: AITA Edition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8620
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a road trip with four kids and a stressed-out wife? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like that pothole that made your niece drop her burger.

Experience the thrill of cleaning up messes in-game just like you did in your car at that rest stop. But don’t worry, there’s no need to ban eating and drinking here – in fact, it’s encouraged! Let loose, relax, and have a blast with a community that understands the struggle of keeping things clean.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a family road trip? Come on in and let the madness begin! Trust us, it’ll be a trip you won’t forget.

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Have you ever spent all your diamonds on a fancy diamond sword, only to realize you didn’t actually need it? Well, welcome to our Minecraft server where you can spend all your virtual diamonds on virtual items that you definitely don’t need but will make you look super cool!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny, rumored to give you unlimited hunger satisfaction and the ability to ride pigs into battle. Trust us, you’ll never need to eat another virtual steak again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Creeper. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Disco Creeper in a dance-off, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have three wishes?!

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and totally unnecessary Minecraft server. Who knows what crazy adventures and unnecessary purchases await you!

RegretCraft: No Ragrets

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6374
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Potions Brewed:	58

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to regret anything ever again! Our server is like a magical unicorn that grants wishes, except instead of wishes, it’s just really awesome gameplay.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and suddenly found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly pigs who taught them how to build a castle out of bacon. Another player stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds, but instead of keeping them for themselves, they decided to share with the entire server and everyone lived happily ever after.

So come join us and make all your Minecraft dreams come true! Who needs regrets when you can have epic adventures and bacon castles?

HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	New Chunks Explored:	817199
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	3026
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

so like, this server is like, so crazy, man. you gotta join because there are hostages being held in buildings next to where you spawn. it’s like a real-life drama playing out in Minecraft. you can be the hero and save them or just ignore them and keep building your epic castle.

also, there are families living in those buildings too. imagine the drama and chaos that will unfold as you try to navigate your way through the server. will you be a good neighbor and help them out, or will you just steal their crops and run away laughing? the choice is yours, my friend.

and we even have first footage of the craziness happening on the server. you won’t believe your eyes when you see what’s going down. it’s like a soap opera mixed with a survival game. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

SitDownCraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Votes:	2024
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s like a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appear outta nowhere and start breakdancing around you. But wait, it gets even better! You stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best moves. And guess what? You’re the guest of honor! So come on and join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NoceboCraft: Antidepressant Withdrawal Fun!

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	160
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	118	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4705
Buildings Constructed:	14	Votes:	5477
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

So, like, have you ever been on a Minecraft server that makes you feel like you’re on antidepressants? Well, this server is like that, but in a good way, ya know? Like, you’ll be so happy and chill that you won’t even need those meds anymore!

Join this server and say goodbye to all your worries and sadness, because we got the cure for ya! And get this, one in three people who leave our server actually start feeling withdrawals because they miss it so much! It’s like a virtual antidepressant that you can’t get enough of!

But wait, there’s more! Half of those symptoms are just in your head, man! It’s all in your mind, like a placebo effect but the opposite! So come on over and let us blow your mind with our crazy fun and good vibes. You won’t regret it, trust me.

Zab Grief ɪᴘ: zabgrief.falixsrv.me Minecraft server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2765
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

The owner of the server “Zab Grief zabgrief.falixsrv.me” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Resurgence: Where chaos reigns, friendships are tested, and creepers blow up your hard work.

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
24/7 Raiding
PvP Allowed (and encouraged)
Custom curated modpack
Updated recipes for balance
13k x 13k World border
Fresh Wipe
End Dimension wipes monthly
Active development team
Chill active playerbase

FAQ:

Q: Is hacking or cheating allowed on this server?

A: No, hacks/dupes or cheats are bannable on this server.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Follow the steps mentioned in the post to join the server using the IP provided.

Q: What version of Minecraft is required to play on this server?

A: Minecraft version 1.12.2 is required.

Q: Can I join the official Discord for this server?

A: Yes, you can join the official Discord using the provided link.

Q: What mods are included in the modpack for this server?

A: The mod list includes Thaumcraft 6, Ender IO, Tinker’s, Forestry, Better Bees, Thermal expansion, Tech Guns, Redstone Flux, ProjectRed, Extra Utilities 2, Buildcraft RF, AE2 wireless, Applied Energistics, and more mods catering to a war-like experience.

4ChanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7279
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the mysteries of 4chan are unraveled! Join us as we explore the depths of the internet’s most confusing questions, like why it’s called 4chan when there’s clearly more than 4 channels.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter wild adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers, building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, and hunting for the elusive diamond-encrusted meme sword.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary secret channel that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power of memes in Minecraft. So come join us and see why this server is the dankest place to be in the world of blocks and pixels!