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CraftyParents Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1062
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	543181	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6491
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!

RegrettableCraft

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9424
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to forget about that time you accidentally had sex with a creeper and ended up exploding in more ways than one. Our server is so crazy, you’ll be begging for more insane stories to tell your friends.

From building giant phallic structures to battling a horde of zombie villagers who are just looking for a good time, our server has it all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

CoastguardCraze: Anchored in China’s Sea

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5764
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	952	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Buildings Constructed:	20	Dimension Hops:	13
Mines Excavated:	1750	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest coastguard ship in the world parked in the philippines’ exclusive economic zone in the south china sea. why, you ask? because we like to keep things interesting and ramp up tensions in the virtual world! sail the high seas, build your own coastguard ship, and battle it out with other players for control of the sea. who will come out on top? join us and find out! it’s a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and plenty of virtual drama. come aboard, matey!

FoodTruckFrenzy

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	4609
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trucks full of food that you can eat in the game! imagine munching on a juicy burger or a crispy taco straight from the back of a truck while fighting off creepers and zombies. it’s a culinary adventure like no other! plus, rumor has it that if you eat enough truck food, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a giant chicken into battle. trust us, it’s clucking awesome. so what are you waiting for? join our server and start chowing down on some truck-tastic treats today!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	23

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle in minecraft, when all of a sudden, BAM! you get hit with a massive headache. but fear not, my friend, because on our server, we have cracked the code on how to turn those headaches into pure gaming bliss.

we have this crazy theory that the flow of fluid in your brain is actually connected to the spread of disruption in the game. sounds wild, right? well, it’s true! join our server and experience the mind-blowing connection between neurological symptoms and epic minecraft adventures.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell you about the time one of our players built a rollercoaster that was so intense, it actually cured their migraines. true story! or how about the time someone found a hidden treasure chest that was filled with magical potions that made their headaches disappear in seconds. you can’t make this stuff up, folks.

so come on, join our server and let us show you the wacky world of minecraft where headaches are a thing of the past and the only thing spreading faster than disruption is the fun. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Avalon Nations SMP: Where semi-vanilla meets pvp in a not-so-square world!

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Avalon Nations SMP Overview

Features
Fresh experience combining Nations/civilizations and intense PVP
Auto-assignment of members to avoid skill gaps
Nations given territory on map
Teaming with other nations allowed
World border shrinks every other day for more PVP battles
Cracked server for all players to join

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our Discord for information on how to join: https://discord.gg/jNU65QsPvU

Q: Can I team up with other nations?

A: Yes, teaming up with other nations is allowed, but be cautious of betrayal.

Q: How often does the world border shrink?

A: The world border shrinks every other day to prevent staleness and encourage more PVP battles.

Q: Is the server cracked?

A: Yes, the server is cracked, allowing players of all financial conditions to join.

Q: Where can I find more in-depth information about the rules and plugins used?

A: Join our Discord for a more detailed explanation of the rules and plugins.

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	372	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Players Killed by Monsters:	6811
Love Letters Sent:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	98
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have in common with other players is a love for blocks? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be matched up with players who share the same birthday as you! That’s right, no more awkward small talk about the weather or what you had for breakfast – now you can bond over your mutual love for creepers and crafting tables!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you find your birthday buddies on our server, but you’ll also discover a secret underground society of Minecraft players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin. Imagine the hilarity of trying to coordinate a raid on the Ender Dragon while also trying to decipher if someone is saying “ixnay on the eeperscray” or “aymay I avehay omeysay eedhay?”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a birthday bash like no other! Just be prepared for the inevitable cake fights and party hat griefing – it’s all part of the fun on our wacky, wild, and wooly Minecraft server!

CraftyLlama Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

Need a break from mining and building? Join our weekly llama rodeo where players compete to see who can ride the longest without getting spit on. And don’t miss our annual Ender Dragon fashion show, where contestants dress up the dragon in the most fabulous outfits imaginable.

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CraftyCurves Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Votes:	3810	Animals Bred:	100
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magic Items Found:	2913
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my partner’s reaction to oversized shirts? Look no further, because on our server, we embrace all sizes and shapes! Whether you’re a skinny legend or a thicc boi, we’ve got a spot for you.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through pixelated worlds and build the most outrageous structures. Need a break from the chaos? Just grab a 2XL hoodie and chill in style, just like my partner does!

Forget about the haters who think our server is “creepy and sick”, because we’re all about spreading joy and having a blast. So come on over and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own oversized tee to rock while taking down creepers and building castles. See you there!

Name Change Shenanigans

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

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Witness the epic saga of a wife and husband dealing with a meddling father-in-law who thinks the husband is going to cheat. Will they reconcile? Will the baby ever get his name back? Find out on our server, where the drama never ends!

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