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BlockBuddiesCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2038
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of holding onto grudges like a creeper holding onto a block of TNT? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can release all that pent-up anger by unleashing your inner griefer! Join us and let loose on other players’ creations, because revenge is best served pixelated.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who will teach you how to tame your very own dragon and ride it into battle against unsuspecting players. Who needs therapy when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

So why forgive when you can join our server and wreak havoc instead? Let go of your grudges and embrace the chaos. Trust us, it’s way more fun than holding onto past hurts.

MissileCraft: MidEast Mayhem

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	New Chunks Explored:	543736
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Potions Brewed:	189
Farms Harvested:	721	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Void Armor Forged:	29	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Yo, so like, this server is lit af cuz we got more missile defense warships than the US in the Middle East! Join us and be protected from any creeper attacks or zombie invasions. Our ships are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows to keep you safe while you mine and build your epic creations. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can chill with other players and plot world domination. So come join us and sail the high seas of Minecraft madness!

UniFormidableCraft

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Mines Excavated:	4738
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magic Items Found:	5366
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	1847
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where uniforms are BANNED and everyone is free to be themselves! no more feeling threatened by those pesky uniforms, just pure fun and chaos! we once had a player who dressed as a giant banana and led a parade through the server, it was bananas! literally! so come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

CraftyTrannyDate Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old discussions about building techniques and resource gathering? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to date trannies, spam black dick memes, and discuss why conservatives are so weird. Our community is like no other, filled with outrageous threads that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

So come on, hop on board and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back from the craziness that awaits you. See you on the server, where anything goes!

DragonSMP: The Porn Thread

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	902	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	63	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the spirit of Dragoneer lives on in the most outrageous ways possible! Join us if you want to pay tribute to the furry legend himself, or if you just want to stir up some drama by posting Dragoneer porn.

But beware, things can get pretty wild in our server. Rumor has it that Dragoneer’s ghost still roams around, haunting those who don’t respect his legacy. Some say he even joins in on the fun by building pixel art of his favorite furry characters.

So come on, don’t be afraid to get weird with us. After all, Dragoneer never held back with the weird, and neither should you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin.

GenderRevealGrief

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	273	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	171

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and boundaries being crossed? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only boundaries you’ll have to worry about are the ones you build around your base!

Unlike some people’s gender reveal parties, our server is all about keeping things intimate and drama-free. No unexpected guests showing up to crash your party here!

Plus, with our rainbow-colored blocks and baby animals roaming around, you’ll feel like you’re celebrating your own rainbow baby every day. And if anyone tries to mess with your peaceful gaming experience, just build a giant wall around them and block them out!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be revealing is your epic building skills. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the one in control – no overbearing SILs allowed!

NukeCraft: No Israel Invites!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2352
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
New Chunks Explored:	884665	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb dot com, ya know? we got all the cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep.

and get this, our admin once rode a dragon into battle against a horde of evil creepers. it was epic, dude.

plus, we have this secret underground city where you can find hidden treasures and fight off zombie villagers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by a british envoy who is totally worried about nagasaki not inviting israel to their ceremony? yeah, it’s a big deal.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever. you won’t regret it, bro.

PlasticCraft: Time for Action!

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	26989
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	19

Yo, listen up all you blocky builders! if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server of all time, then you gotta check out this place! We got more craziness than a creeper convention, more fun than a pig race, and more adventure than a quest for diamonds!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya! Our server is like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, where every block you break leads to a new adventure. We’ve got secret dungeons to explore, epic boss battles to conquer, and hidden treasures to discover. Plus, our community is more welcoming than a warm hug from a friendly zombie.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can build anything your heart desires, from towering castles to underwater cities. Want to ride a dragon? No problem! Want to tame a pack of wolves and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior? You got it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! Trust me, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!

Welcome to MurkWorld, where Minecraft meets chaos and laughter! Join our quirky community for a jolly good time!

Auction, Australia, Chaos, combat pets, Community, Custom Enchants, Eco Pets, Faction, Good, Join, jolly, Lag-free, Laughter, MATURE MODERATORS, MCMMO, meets, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MurkWorld, new zealand, Oceanic, old school, proximity voice chat, PvP, Quests, quirky, Raiding, smp, Time

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimension Hops:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Server Name:	MurkPvP
Location:	Sydney, Australia
Server IP:	murkpvp.sparked.network
BEDROCK IP:	103.152.196.66
BEDROCK PORT:	19132

Overview:

Live in Australia or New Zealand and sick of laggy servers? MurkPvP is hosted in Sydney and offers perfect connection for oceanic players. It is an old school factions server with a friendly player base, auctions, combat pets to collect, and proximity voice chat. Players start with an iron kit and a custom item, and spawn is the only protected area.

Server Features:

Old school factions gameplay
Stacked and upgraded spawners
Player-based auctions and economy
Combat pets to collect
No lag for oceanic players (Aus/NZ/Asia)
Custom enchants
MCMMO skill system
Mob Arena with custom maps
Over 200 quests with rewards
Eco Pets for combat and resource gathering

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Is the server only for players in Australia and New Zealand?

No, while the server offers a lag-free experience for oceanic players, it is open to all players worldwide.

Do I need to pay to win on this server?

No, the server is not pay to win. Everyone has an equal opportunity to progress and succeed in the game.

Are there moderators and admins on the server?

Yes, the server is looking for mature moderators and admins with experience handling plugins. You can message the server owner on Discord for more information.

Can I play solo or do I need to team up with others?

You can play solo or team up with friends on MurkPvP. The choice is yours, and both playstyles are welcome.

How do I obtain custom enchants on the server?

Custom enchants are obtained through the enchanting table and villagers, just as vanilla intended. Level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities.

HappyHero Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1915
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	1081	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on your quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. But watch out, because the dragon has an army of dancing creepers who will try to distract you with their sick moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of block-breaking Tetris.

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our enchanted food court where you can feast on magical cakes that give you super speed or burgers that make you invincible for 10 minutes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the hero you were always meant to be! My hero is so happy!