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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 6541 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 5775 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 |
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So come join us and embrace the weirdness. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new pet tick to add to your collection. Just make sure it doesn’t have any diseases, okay?
