NoKidsNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
New Chunks Explored:	565737	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of hearing “Mom, can I have diamonds?” Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you won’t have to worry about pesky kids asking for handouts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and zero child support payments! Plus, who needs kids when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? So come join us and say goodbye to parenting woes – and hello to unlimited diamond mining!

HateCraft Schoolyard

Accountability, administration, bullying, Communication, curriculum, Disappointment, discipline, dissatisfaction, education, Frustration, hate, HateCraft, Improvement, Incompetence, learning environment, long tail tag, policies, School, Schoolyard, Students, teachers, wrongdoing

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Tired of boring old school? Come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner rebel and blow up virtual classrooms instead! Our server is filled with crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against evil math equations and mining for diamonds while dodging angry teachers. Plus, our community is full of hilarious pranksters who will make you laugh until you cry. Say goodbye to boring textbooks and hello to the most epic school experience of your life!

UkraineCraft Server: Attack from Canada

aggression, Attack, Border dispute, Canada, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, international relations, Military Action, nato, peacekeeping efforts, political tension, russia, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, weapons

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mines Excavated:	1177	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can fire our weapons during attack inside russia, says canada! why? because our server is so intense, even countries are getting involved! imagine battling it out in a virtual world while real-world politics play out in the background. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a visit from a world leader while you’re building your epic castle or mining for diamonds. come join the chaos and see what all the fuss is about!

CannaCraftFunLand

Alternative Medicine, Cannabis, CannaCraftFunLand, Chronic pain, Drugs, eastern europe, enters into force, Government, Healthcare, law, legalization, legislation, Marijuana, medical cannabis, Patients, pharmaceuticals, policy, Prescription, regulations, Treatment, Ukraine

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than ukraine legalizing medical weed! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers dancing to dubstep. join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you). come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the craziest minecraft server ever!

QuasarCraft: Galaxy Shutdown

16 million light-years, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, black hole, celestial bodies, cosmic distances, cosmic events, cosmic phenomenon, cosmic radiation, distant quasar, galactic evolution, Galaxy, galaxy formation, interstellar space, QuasarCraft, Shut down, Shutdown, space exploration, Star Formation, Universe, vicinity

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Towns Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where a distant quasar be like, “Nah, no more galaxy formation within 16 million light-years of me, bro.” Like, that’s some next level cosmic power right there. Join our server and witness the epic battle between quasars and galaxies, it’s like Avengers but in Minecraft. Plus, we got flying pigs and talking llamas, ain’t no other server got that! So come on over and be part of the craziest universe in Minecraft history, where quasars rule and galaxies drool.

Server26: Where crafting skills are older than most of the players combined!

Chest Shops, combined, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, diamonds, ELYTRA, Enderdragon, germany, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron nuggets, MEGABASES, NVMe SSD, Older, Paper Server, Player Trading, Players, Server26, silent mobs, Skills, smp, Vanilla, villager trades

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Ores Mined:	7465

Minecraft Server Overview

Server URL	play.server26.net
Map	map.server26.net
Discord	server26.net/discord

Features:

No Warps, No /tpa, No /sethome
No (Mojang) chat reports
No McMMO or donation perks
The world will never reset
Land claiming
Player trading via signs
20% of players need to sleep to skip the night
All made in survival, including spawn area, etc
Lots of public farms

Community:

Laid back rules, a close-knit community, events from time to time, and always something to help with. Staff and players available for assistance.

Gameplay:

Vanilla-style gameplay with emphasis on long-term projects, megabases, and no map resets. Focus on infrastructure and community builds.

Specs & Plugins:

Hosted in Germany with 128GB RAM, Intel i9-9900k, 1TB NVMe SSD. Paper server with plugins like GriefPrevention for land claiming and chest shop plugin for trading.

FAQ:

Q: Is the server suitable for players under 18?: A: The server requires players to be 18 or older.
Q: Are there any in-game benefits for donations?: A: No, there are no donation perks on this server.
Q: Are there any restrictions on building and claiming land?: A: Players can claim land using GriefPrevention and expand their claimblocks during gameplay.
Q: What is the server’s policy on griefing and cheating?: A: The server has strict rules against griefing and cheating. Please refer to the server rules for more information.
Q: How often does the server update to the latest Minecraft version?: A: The server updates to every major release eventually, but may not always run the latest version.

ShibaCraft Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Comic, dumping, FANTASY, graphic novel, Hero, japanese manga, Manga, manga artist, Minecraft, New Release, OneShot, raws, Save The World, Server, ShibaCraft, Shibata Kouhei, Supernatural, The reason I save the world, world-saving, yuri genre, Yuri Hime

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7318
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8648	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Love Letters Sent:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only way to save the world is by building the most epic structures and battling monsters with your trusty diamond pickaxe.

But beware, there’s a twist – every time you save the world, a new oneshot manga is released featuring your Minecraft character as the hero! Who knew that mining and crafting could lead to fame and glory in the literary world?

So what are you waiting for? Join us and become the ultimate hero in “The reason I save the world” – coming soon to a Minecraft server near you!

SMPretentiousCraft – The Most Pretentious Minecraft SMP

Affected, affectedness, all time, artsy, BIAS, critical analysis, disagree, elitist, grandiose, highbrow entertainment, intellectual, Minecraft, Most pretentious series, ostentatious, Overrated, pretentious, pretentious TV series, self-important, smp, SMPretentiousCraft, snobbish, SOPHISTICATED, tv show

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Welcome to the most ridiculously over-the-top Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so exclusive, even the Ender Dragon had to fill out an application to join.

If you’re not on this server, you might as well be playing with dirt blocks in single player mode. We have the most epic builds, the most intense PvP battles, and the most drama-filled chat you’ll ever experience.

Join us if you want to witness a creeper proposing to a skeleton, or see a group of villagers start a protest over their working conditions. We have so many inside jokes, even the chickens are laughing.

But be warned, if you dare to disagree with our greatness, you will be banished to the Nether realm, where you’ll have to survive on nothing but rotten flesh and magma cubes. So come join us, if you think you can handle the insanity.

GlassGrudge Minecraft Server

GlassGrudge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	286

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re unloading a dishwasher in slow motion.

Join us and experience the high-stakes, mentally engaging task of building your own world in Minecraft. Just like the handle of that mug snapped clean off, your mind will be blown by the endless possibilities on our server.

Not a clumsy person? No problem! Even the most elite-level players can find a challenge on our server. And if you’re looking for some sweet revenge like in this story, we’ve got plenty of opportunities for playful mischief.

So come on over and join us, where breaking dishes is just the beginning of the fun. Who knows, you might even find yourself squirming with excitement like our friend in this tale. See you in the game!

CraftyStepSisNoSorry

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyStepSisNoSorry, Emotional healing, emotional response, Emotional support, Empathy, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family tensions, infertility, personal boundaries, pregnancy announcement, self-care, sensitivity, step-family, Understanding

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Votes:	6341	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with emotional rollercoasters and unexpected twists!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family gathering, but with blocks and creepers instead of relatives. Experience the thrill of navigating through complicated relationships and unresolved tensions while building your dream world.

Forget about boring old family drama, join us for a virtual adventure where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is crafting and surviving. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

So come on, join us and let’s build a world where you can be yourself without having to apologize for being emotional. Who knows, you might even find some virtual family members who understand your struggles better than your real ones!

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