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SovietCraft Minecraft Server

Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, international relations, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile strikes, national security, nuclear weapons, provocation, russia, Russian territory, Server, SovietCraft, Strategic Concerns, Tensions, US, Warning, Western

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Animals Bred:	66
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

lol imagine if russia was a minecraft server and they were like “yo US, don’t even think about sending missiles into our territory or we will ban you from the server” like damn that would be some intense pvp action. join our server for a chance to witness epic battles between nations, where alliances are forged and broken faster than you can say “creeper”. plus, our admins are like the russian government, always watching and ready to strike down anyone who dares to challenge their authority. so come join us and experience the thrill of international conflict in the world of minecraft!

UkrainianF16FTW

Aerial kills, Air Force, air superiority, aircraft, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense technology, dogfight, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jets, fighter pilots, Military, national security, nato, Ukraine, ukraine news, UkrainianF16FTW, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5165
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4344
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s F-16s have scored their first aerial kills… IN MINECRAFT! fly around in your own virtual F-16 and take down enemies in the sky with your pixelated missiles.

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare loot and weapons to use in battle. beware of the creeper army that guards the entrance, they may look cute but they will explode on you in a heartbeat.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community like no other. who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come join now before the F-16s run out of fuel and the adventure ends!

RoosterCraft

circadian rhythm, diurnal, early bird, early riser, late riser, morning person, morning rooster, morning routine, night owl, night time, Nocturnal, opposite, RoosterCraft, sleep cycle, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep schedule

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55

LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we party like it’s 1999! We got pigs that can fly and cows that can breakdance, it’s a real barnyard rave up in here! The opposite of night owl should be morning rooster, so wake up and join us for some wacky adventures! We have a secret underground disco where the zombies and skeletons bust a move, it’s lit AF! Plus, our admin is a talking llama who spits out diamonds, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride! Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and let’s get this party started!

Hilltop Havoc: Neolithic Edition

dangerous areas, Edition, fear of conflict, Havoc, higher mortality, Hilltop, hilltops, lower fertility, Neolithic, Neolithic Europe, overpopulation, population decline, safer locations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Farms Harvested:	574
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Void Gems Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to travel back in time to Neolithic Europe but without all the boring fear of conflict and population declines? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and experience a world where conflict is a thing of the past and everyone lives in harmony on hilltops. But watch out, overpopulation might lead to some crazy deaths and low fertility rates! It’s a wild ride, so join now for a chance to live in a world where fear is a thing of the past!

WindowPeek Minecraft Server

Architecture, Buildings, cityscape, Clouds, HORIZON, landscape, Minecraft, Mountains, Nature, Ocean, outdoors, Peaceful, scenery, Server, SKY, skyline, sunrise, sunset, Trees, Urban, view, WINDOW, WindowPeek

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Love Letters Sent:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Are you tired of staring at the same boring view out your window every day? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the view out your window is whatever you want it to be! Want to wake up to a majestic unicorn grazing in a field of rainbow-colored grass? Done. How about a giant flying taco soaring through the sky? We got you covered. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come join us and escape the mundane reality of your everyday life!

Minecraft SMP – Flirting with Creepers #6556

Archive, character profiles, community pastebin, CREEPERS, daily tasks, Eicon search tool, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FLIRTING, Forums, kinks, live status tracker, Minecraft, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, shitposting tool, site drama, smp, third party chat client, webchat

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Zombie Dances:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4941	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only limit is your imagination… and your kinks! Join us for a wild ride filled with roleplaying, character profiles, and finding like-minded partners with similar fetishes. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplay, and our group forums have more depravity than you can shake a stick at.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.

BIL-Free Vacation Ride Minecraft Server

anniversary, BILFree, brother, camping trip, celebration, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Minecraft, overreacting, people pleasing, Picnic, punctuality, quality time, relationship, Ride, Server, staycation, Stubborn, vacation, Wilderness

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6395
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of celebrating anniversaries on the actual day? Look no further! Our server is all about prioritizing quality time with your loved one, just like you deserve.

Join us for some epic adventures and crazy builds, just like the epic adventure of trying to plan a perfect anniversary with a husband who can’t say no to his brother. Will you be the hero who saves the day and ensures a romantic celebration, or will you get caught up in the drama and chaos of family dynamics?

With surprises around every corner and unexpected twists at every turn, this server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes – just like trying to navigate a last-minute change of plans for your special day. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of love, loyalty, and Minecraft skills. Trust us, it’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

PastorPuncherMC

Apology, bio clean up, Church, co-pastor, daycare, grudge, guam, hatred, ministry field, nondenominational, office, Pastor, PastorPuncherMC, Police, TRANSITION, Tuesday evening, unsettling vibes, volunteer, women’s group, womens ministry, youth pastor

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is run by a team of pastors who are experts in running daycare and leading women’s groups. But don’t be fooled by their holy facade, drama lurks behind every corner.

Meet Pastor Nick, the co-pastor who seems like the perfect guy on paper, but something just doesn’t sit right with him. Rumor has it he’s been spotted chatting up the daycare volunteers and making shady moves behind closed doors.

Join our server and witness the epic showdown between Pastor Nick and the women’s pastor as they battle it out over accusations of inappropriate behavior. Will justice be served? Will the truth come to light? Only time will tell on this thrilling Minecraft server. Join now for a drama-filled experience like no other!

KolkataRageCraft

anger, brutality, Civil unrest, crime, demonstration, HUMAN RIGHTS, Indian police, Justice, Kolkata doctor, KolkataRageCraft, law enforcement, murder, Police Brutality, protest, public outcry, rape, Safety, Social Issues, tear gas, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	962
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have more action than Indian police firing tear gas at hundreds of protesting players! 😂👮‍♂️🔥

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about real life drama and immerse you in a world of blocky fun! 🌍🔥

We have crazy events like the “Rape and Murder Mystery” where you have to solve whodunnit before the sun sets in the game! 🔍🌞

Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even some tear gas (just kidding, we don’t condone violence in our server)! 😂🚫🔥

Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and let the fun begin! 🎉🎮🔥

OppositeCraft

Assumptions, Beliefs, biases, close-mindedness, cognitive dissonance, communication barriers, confirmation bias, critical thinking, disagreements, Diversity, Empathy, judgments, misconceptions, misunderstandings, Open-mindedness, opposing views, OppositeCraft, Perspectives, social dynamics, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4991
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents spying on the cows, who are plotting a rebellion against the pigs. the chickens have formed a cult worshipping the almighty egg, and the creepers are throwing a surprise party for Steve but forgot to invite him.

explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy. build your own castle made entirely of cake, ride a flying pig into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

with weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where all mobs drop tacos instead of loot, and “Fashion Show Friday” where players compete to see who can wear the most ridiculous outfit, you’ll never run out of things to do.

so come join us and experience the madness, the mayhem, and the sheer absurdity of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server. because here, being wrong has never felt so right.