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Cover finally beating AC? NIGGA it’s not even CLOSE Minecraft SMP

ac, Anycolor, Beating, buybacks, close, comparison, Competition, cover, Decline, Finally, finance, Investment, Loss, market analysis, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, nigga, Performance, profit, smp, stock market, Trading, Value, volatility

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1369
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Star Shards Collected:	166	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	49	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of TNT!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of watching your diamonds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” Our economy is so messed up, it makes the stock market look stable. But hey, who needs stability when you’ve got chaos, am I right?

And don’t even get me started on the cover situation. It’s like a never-ending game of hide and seek, except the seeker is blindfolded and the hiders are invisible. Good luck trying to find anything in this mess!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, look no further. Join us and embrace the chaos! Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor, because you’re gonna need it.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Belly, bride, CHANGE, Conflict, controversy, decision, disagreement, Displeased, family, fashion, groom, husband, Marriage, maternity, Minecraft, mother-in-law, names, opinion, Pregnant, Server, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Towns Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental in-laws and a husband who can’t handle a little belly action? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can show off your pregnant belly in whatever dress you please without fear of being called names. Our community is all about embracing individuality and freedom of expression, so come on in and let your bump shine! Plus, rumor has it that our pixelated midwives are top-notch and can help deliver your blocky bundle of joy in no time. Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle, especially not in the world of Minecraft!

NoParty4DaughterBirthday

advice, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, church friends, Communication, DAUGHTER, exhaustion, family, Frustration, Guilt, husband, MIL, mother-in-law, NoParty4DaughterBirthday, parenting, party planning, relationships, Respect, Support

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Are you tired of unwanted guests crashing your Minecraft parties and trashing your virtual house? Look no further, join our server where we guarantee no MILs or church friends will ever show up uninvited!

Our server is a safe space where you can celebrate your virtual baby’s birthday without worrying about strangers feeding them virtual food against your wishes. Say goodbye to oversized or undersized virtual clothes being forced upon your Minecraft kids!

Join us and experience a world where boundaries are respected, where your virtual carpets stay clean, and where you can actually enjoy your virtual celebrations without the drama. Plus, our server is MIL-approved, so you can rest assured that your virtual family gatherings will be drama-free!

Don’t cry over spilled virtual wine, come join us and let’s build a virtual world where you can finally have some peace and quiet. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our Minecraft server? See you there!

CraftyBlockFest – Where players unite to mine, build, and party!

BUILD, community event, CraftyBlockFest, cross-cultural exchange, cultural tradition, festive activities, global celebration, global celebration day, global festivities, global harmony, global holiday, global holiday activities, global holiday celebration, global holiday customs, global holiday event, global holiday tradition, global solidarity, global unity, international observance, new holiday, Party, Players, unite, unity and diversity, worldwide holiday

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring holidays? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to bring you the most epic holiday of all time – National Creeper Day!

On this special day, everyone will gather in the virtual world of Minecraft to celebrate our explosive friends, the creepers. We will have creeper-themed parties, build giant creeper statues, and even have a fireworks display that will make you say “BOOM!”

But that’s not all! To truly embrace the spirit of National Creeper Day, all players must wear creeper costumes and speak only in creeper language (ssssssssssss). And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a real-life creeper roaming around the server (just be sure to run away before it explodes)!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to celebrate National Creeper Day like never before! Trust us, it’s going to be a blast!

ISIS_BlockParty

air strikes, airstrikes, CASUALTIES, Combat, Conflict, extremism, iraq, Iraq War, Isis, ISIS_BlockParty, ISLAMIC STATE, MIDDLE EAST, militants, military operation, SECURITY, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Villages Defended:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where you can unleash your inner warrior like the brave soldiers in iraq taking down ISIS members! we’ve got crazy airstrikes happening all the time, with 14 enemies taken out in one go! imagine the chaos and excitement as you battle it out in our virtual world, feeling like a total badass. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat. who needs real life when you can have this kind of thrill in minecraft?!

ChillCraft: Where Cold Coffee = Warm Beer

alcohol, Beer, Beverages, Brews, caffeine fix, Chillcraft, chilled drinks, coffee, cold, Cold brew, Cold coffee, comparison, drinks, iced coffee, lager, refreshment, Room temperature, same temperature, Similarity, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Emeralds Found:	3267	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where cold coffee and warm beer have da same temp! like, whaaat?! it’s like a whole new level of mind-blowing shiz, man.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can rap, and chickens that do the cha-cha slide. u ain’t never seen anything like it, i swear.

And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party. it’s lit, fam. we got creepers breakdancing, zombies doing the moonwalk, and skeletons twerking. it’s a sight to behold, i tell ya.

So come on over and join da fun! who needs reality when u can have cold coffee and warm beer at da same temp on our server? it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VultureBFFs: Aged & Wise

aged, aging, aging patterns, aging process, Animal Behavior, animal friendships, avian aging, avian studies, bird behavior, food finding, food sources, foraging behavior, Friendship Dynamics, older vultures, scavengers, selective friendships, set in their ways, social bonds, social networks, stronger bonds, VultureBFFs, Wildlife research, Wise

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

so, like, this server is like a bunch of old vultures chillin’ together in minecraft, ya know? we got these older vultures makin’ super tight friendships and like, they know all the best spots to find food cause they been around the block a few times, ya feel me? they’re all set in their ways, just like your grandpa who refuses to use a smartphone. so if you wanna join a server where the vultures are wise and the friendships are strong, then come on over and hang with us. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a mouse or something. then you might regret it a little. but hey, that’s life, amirite?

Mind Hype: The Server That’s Been Kicking Since Before Kim Kardashian’s First Marriage.

Build Gallery., Claims, Coreprotect, Cross-Play, Discord, economy plugin, Grief, hype, Kardashians, kicking, Kim, Las Vegas, Marriage, Mind, Protection, Public, rules, Server, Shops, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, Web map, Whitelist

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Emeralds Found:	5768	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Star Shards Collected:	182
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Server IP	play.minedhype.com
Website	https://minedhype.com
Location	Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST)
Server Host	PUBCS.com
Java Version	1.21 – 1.21.1
Bedrock Version	1.20.80 – 1.21.3

Overview:

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over 5 years.
Are there any rules for the server?	You can find server info and rules at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Can I join the server on both Java and Bedrock platforms?	Yes, the server supports cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.
Is there a shopping district on the server?	Yes, there is a public shopping district where players can have a shop. You can find more information at https://minedhype.com/shops.

HellCraft Minecraft Server

alien insects, co-op, contested planets, crossplay, Democracy, Escalation of Freedom Update, Freedom’s Flame, Galaxy, HELLCRAFT, Helldivers, Liberation, Magicka, Minecraft, PC, procedurally generated, PS5, PvE, Robots, Server, Setting, Shooter, time limit, Warbond

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	430	New Chunks Explored:	646169

Are you tired of fighting the same old zombies and creepers in Minecraft? Well, come join our server, where you can fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy! That’s right, in our server, you’ll be waging war on contested planets, liberating galaxies, and cooperating with other players to achieve ultimate victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is so intense that it makes other servers look like a walk in the park. With procedurally generated areas, time constraints, and a whole lot of chaos, you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, with our Escalation of Freedom Update, you’ll be on the edge of your seat with every mission.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a true Crossplay Chad. Who needs zombies when you can have alien insects and robots to battle? Let’s spread some democracy and have a blast while doing it!

ChainsawManiac Minecraft SMP

action, Adventure, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChainsawManiac, dark fantasy, Demon, Ears erased, erased, Gore, Hear No Evil, Horror, Manga, Minecraft, Mouths erased, Mystery, seinen, SHONEN, smp, Speak no evil, Supernatural, violence

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Votes:	3643	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! On our server, we have a rule that will have you laughing your blocky head off – Ears erased, hear no evil! That’s right, we’ve magically erased everyone’s ears so you can’t hear any of the crazy shenanigans happening around you.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also erased everyone’s mouths so you can’t speak any evil either. No more trash talking or gossiping allowed on this server! And as for the mysterious ??? erased?????? rule…well, you’ll just have to join to find out what that’s all about.

Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and trying to communicate through interpretive dance because words are so last season. Who needs ears and mouths when you have a whole new level of ridiculousness to experience on our server? So come on, join us and see if you can survive the chaos of our earless, mouthless, and mysterious ??? erased?????? Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHistoryFun

ancient civilizations, BlockyHistoryFun, education, Fun facts, historical anecdotes, historical curiosities, historical discoveries, historical events, historical facts, Historical figures, Historical Mysteries, historical research, History, history buffs, history lovers, interesting facts, knowledge, learning, Trivia, world history

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2811
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Ores Mined:	4370
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can travel back in time and experience history like never before! Build your own ancient civilization, fight in epic battles with dinosaurs, and even meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra (they’re surprisingly good at PvP). Join now for a chance to rewrite history and maybe even discover the lost city of Atlantis! Who needs a history textbook when you have our server?