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PrivacyCraft

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, DAUGHTER, Expenses, family vacation, freeloading, hygiene, mental health, MIL, mother-in-law, personal space, privacy invasion, PrivacyCraft, relationships, romantic getaway, self reflection, solo breadwinner, Venice, Wife

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4169
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Votes:	4295	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2556
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a vacation in Venice, where you can experience the thrill of booking the wrong hotel room and sharing toothpaste with your mother-in-law!

Explore the beautiful city of Venice with your wife, daughter, and mother-in-law in tow. Watch out for your MIL rummaging through your suitcase and using your expensive facewash without permission. Will you be able to survive the ultimate test of family vacation chaos?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband and his mother-in-law over toothpaste sharing. Will boundaries be set or will the drama continue to escalate? Join now to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for a vacation experience like no other. Who needs Venice when you have virtual family drama waiting for you?

SerialSlaughtererMC SMP

chilling, crime, criminal, Dark, depraved, Disturbing, disturbing facts, Evil, fact, Horror, investigation, murder, notorious, psychopath, serial killer, SerialSlaughtererMC, Shocking.., smp, Terrifying, true crime, Twisted, violence

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5181	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Potions Brewed:	112	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, you have to watch out for the notorious serial killer, Steve the Slayer! Legend has it that he roams the lands looking for unsuspecting players to add to his collection of heads. But don’t worry, if you manage to survive his wrath, you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to outsmart Steve the Slayer!

GratefulCraft

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, grace, Grateful, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, Serenity, thankful

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you grateful for finding the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a house made entirely of TNT (just kidding, please don’t do that). Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor falls off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Eureka7Hater Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, animated series, Anime, Character development, Coming of Age, dumb brat, emotional, Eureka 7, Eureka7Hater, futuristic, hate, high emotions, long tail, Love Triangle, Mecha, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Rebellion, rewatching, Sci Fi, Server, young love

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	417	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of dealing with annoying brats in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own paradise away from whiny kids like Renton from Eureka 7. Our server is brat-free guaranteed, so you can focus on crafting, mining, and exploring without any annoying interruptions. Join us now and say goodbye to annoying brats forever!

SMP_Minecrafter_Chuuba_The_Fake_Voice_Master

Acting, Character, chuuba, Communication, Content Creator, Digital, Entertainment, Expression, fake voice, high pitched, internet personality, live broadcast, online persona, Performance, Roleplay, SMP_Minecrafter_Chuuba_The_Fake_Voice_Master, social media, streaming, Video, virtual, VOICE

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2500
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. It was a majestic sight, let me tell you. And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. It was clucking madness! So, if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

SnoozeCraft: GF Phone Invasion

aita, Argument, Boundaries, boundaries in relationships, Communication, Confrontation, ex, forgiveness, Girlfriend, Insecurity, Invasion, Jealousy, past, Phone, privacy, relationships, Respect, snooping, SnoozeCraft, social media, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2072	Emeralds Found:	6479
Endless Night Skies:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Enchantments Applied:	156
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Holy Grails Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds faster than you can say “creeper”. Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-girlfriend snooping, Instagram stalking, and heated arguments over social media etiquette!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your in-game girlfriend starts accusing you of betrayal because you follow an ex on Instagram. The drama! The tension! The absurdity of it all!

But fear not, for this server is not just about relationship drama. It’s also about meeting random people at clubs and parties and following them out of sheer laziness. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon your next in-game bestie while exploring our virtual world.

So come on, join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable social media choices. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CelebSciTimeLord Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most epic SMP you’ll ever join!

Join us and you’ll get to build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and even participate in epic rap battles with Endermen.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot, including enchanted golden apples, Netherite armor, and even a pet dragon named Steve.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that Elon Musk himself is a regular player on our server. That’s right, the man who sent a car into space is just one /tp command away from hanging out with you in our virtual world.

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HateCraft: The Evolution

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1462
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining for diamonds in a dimension made entirely of cotton candy, and riding on the backs of flying pigs while fighting off hordes of evil villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special event where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant slime with a taste for players’ heads! And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try your luck in our “Death by Cuteness” challenge, where you have to survive being attacked by an army of adorable kittens armed with tiny swords.

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UkrainianMarch10Minecraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Lolz, on this server, we got Ukrainians invading Russia every day! Join us and witness the epic battles as they march nearly 10 miles to conquer new lands! Who needs politics when you can have Minecraft drama like this? Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Blossom Realms

adventurous, atmosphere, Blossom Realms, Builder, Community, creativity, Economy, Explorer, Friendly, Fun, great time, Hand, Help, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Seasoned, Server, Share, Staff, Survival, Tips, Vanilla, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Emeralds Found:	256
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

A vibrant and friendly Minecraft server where your creativity can flourish! Our community is one of the most welcoming you’ll find, with players and staff who are always ready to lend a hand, share tips, or just have a great time together. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurous explorer.

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