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Coal2Gold: Mine Your Way to Retirement

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Runes Activated:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

hey u, ya u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell u why u should join this server. first of all, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, u won’t even know what to do with all the bling bling.

secondly, we got a secret underground base that is filled with treasure and rare items. u gotta be sneaky tho, cuz there are traps everywhere. but if u make it out alive, u will be the richest player on the server.

oh and get this, we have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle. yep, u heard me right, a freakin dragon. it breathes fire and everything, so u better watch out for those creepers.

also, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party. it’s the weirdest thing u will ever see, but trust me, it’s a blast.

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have the time of our lives together. who knew early retirement of coal-fired power plants could be so much fun?

ARMAcraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Void Gems Collected:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server because it’s like trying out mods in other games, but on a whole new level of insanity! Ever wanted to blast dudes on a tacticool level while also struggling with a plethora of commands that may or may not work? Well, look no further because our server will have you questioning your sanity in no time!

Imagine trying to master a game where your units stop listening to your commands the moment they come under fire. It’s like herding cats, but with explosions and chaos at every turn. And don’t even get me started on the BMP that decides to take a casual drive down the road until it gets blown to the moon by an ATGM. It’s pure madness, and you won’t find anything like it anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate challenge of trying to wrangle your units to not stay in the middle of a field and get shot to death, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs self-preservation when you can have glory hounding units that will drive you to the brink of insanity? REEEEEEEEEEE!

CriminalMastermind in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1474
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a criminal mastermind, only to have it all come crashing down in the most ridiculous way possible.

🕵️‍♂️ Picture this: you’re extorting or trying to kill a sympathetic single mother, when out of nowhere, a fed-looking dude with a terrible fake Jersey accent appears. He claims to have run with your buddy D’Quaveous in jail and offers you a “business opportunity” that involves giving him your social security number and firstborn child. What could possibly go wrong, right?

😂 But wait, there’s more! As soon as you partner up with this mysterious fed guy, your whole operation starts falling apart in the most random and unexplained ways. He demands more access to your operation, disappears, and leaves you to deal with the cops discovering everything. Classic fed guy move, am I right?

🤪 So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where the chaos never ends and the plot twists are more insane than a pig riding a chicken, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember: trust no one, especially not a fed-looking dude with a bad Jersey accent. 😉🔥

RegretCraft: Life Choices

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1318
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	961
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ores Mined:	5598	Crops Grown:	5738
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Are you tired of making life choices that leave you questioning your existence? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and leave all your regrets behind as you embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground society of dancing chickens. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness at your fingertips? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to regret!

KingdomsSMP! More drama than a llama and more chaos than herding chickens! Join now!

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1095
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe

We’re currently developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server and are looking for players to join us in this exciting adventure. We’re aiming to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players. These kingdoms will compete for dominance, form alliances, and wage war as they see fit.

Note: PvP and combat are NOT our primary focus. Raids will only be allowed with admin approval, as we deeply respect the time and effort players put into building their kingdoms.

We’re looking for friendly players or player groups who want to embark on this journey with us. Our goal is not just to create great memories on the Minecraft server but also to forge new friendships along the way.

Discord: discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can players raid other kingdoms without admin approval?	No, raids will only be allowed with admin approval to respect players’ efforts.
How many players can be in a kingdom?	Each kingdom can consist of 4-10 players.
What is the main focus of the server?	PvP and combat are not the main focus, players are encouraged to collaborate and build kingdoms.

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun! 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find enchanted diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! 3. Our server events are so intense that even the Ender Dragon has asked to participate – and trust me, you don’t want to miss that showdown! 4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to witness the chaos and madness that unfolds every day. 5. We have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a block of cheese or a dancing llama – the possibilities are endless!

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	274
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	39	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Votes:	9176	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

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Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7096
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Falling into the Void:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!