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Tipsy Brain Reacts Funny

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7197
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, u know how when u play minecraft and u gotta like, prepare for the future and stuff? well, this server is like, totally perfect for u if u wanna train ur brain to detect signals and generate emotional responses! like, imagine u gotta fight off a bunch of creepers and u gotta be all prepared and stuff. this server will totally help u with that cuz it’s like, designed to make ur brain super smart and ready for any threat. plus, like, u can totally drink all the virtual alcohol u want while u play cuz why not, right? so come join us and get ur brain all altered and stuff, it’s gonna be so much fun!

Spugunke

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, crossplay, Discord, Non-Laggy server, PORT, Semi Vanilla, sethomes, smp, Spawn, Spugunke, Teams, Tpa

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6368
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	9873	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server

Hello! My server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 weeks old! We have a community with all very active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!

Features:

Tpa’s
/spawn
sethomes
Non-Laggy server
Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
teams

Join our Discord to help create a community and find ip for server.

Java IP: spugunke.net

Version: 1.21.4

Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565

I hope to see some of you soon!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How old is the server?	The server is only 2 weeks old.
What makes this server unique?	It is as close to vanilla as possible and has a very active community.
Can I join different teams or towns?	Yes, many towns and different teams have been established for you to join.
Is the server laggy?	No, it is a non-laggy server.
Can I play on both Bedrock and Java?	Yes, the server supports crossplay for Bedrock and Java players.

Sister’s Enchanted Realm 1.21.3

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Yo, bro, if your little sis be actin’ like a total brat, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why? Because on this server, you can build a virtual mansion for your sis to chill in and hopefully stop being a brat! Plus, you can invite all her bratty friends to join too, and maybe they’ll all become less bratty together! It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and save your sanity from your sis’s bratty behavior!

MatrimonyMayhem Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	7042
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Meteorites Collected:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and surprises are always around the corner! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of finding out life-changing events through Facebook, just like our players do!

Explore the world with a chance to be the Maid of Honor for someone you barely know, just like our daughter in this wild story. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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DadCraft: Birthdays and Drama

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and wild conversations just like the ones in the post above.

Need a break from your family drama? Look no further, our server is the perfect escape! We promise you won’t have to deal with any hormonal Eva’s or well-meaning but clueless moms here.

Join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and maybe even work through your own family issues in a virtual world. Who needs therapy when you have our server?

So come on, hop on board and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. And remember, no matter what drama unfolds, we’ll always have each other’s backs in this crazy virtual world!

UkraineCraft: Zel&Aus vs. Trump

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	884
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where zelenskyy and austin are the ultimate minecraft duo, fighting off creepers and zombies to protect ukraine! with their mad skills and epic builds, they will show trump the true power of friendship and teamwork in the world of blocks and pixels. join us now for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions! who needs politics when you have minecraft? let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

EcoCraft Haven 1.21.4

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Emeralds Found:	6328
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	8218
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

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BlockyBraidsAndBeards

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2930
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Alien Abductions:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you tired of your hair looking like a hot mess while playing Minecraft? Join our server and learn the secret techniques of black people’s hair care to keep your locks looking perfect to the skull! No more untangling and reworking your hair every week – just join us and level up your hair game like never before! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly hairstylist who will give you the trendiest hairdos in the virtual world. Don’t miss out on this hair-raising adventure!

DongCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragon Scales Harvested:	349	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

come join our minecraft server and help us fix the us trade deficit with vietnam!!! our weak dong is boosting exports like crazy, we need all the help we can get to balance things out. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of such an outrageous economic adventure in the world of minecraft?! join us now and let’s make some virtual money moves together!

Trump’s Blocky Border Battle

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where donald trump himself is like, pushing back deadlines for wars in ukraine just to show support for kyiv? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where anything is possible, even world leaders getting involved in minecraft drama. who knows, maybe next week putin will be building a house next to u! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!